One day Trump will die and my only regret will be

[misanthrope]

That he won't be able to see the joy it creates.

[rubbersole]

1. And the amount of yellow rain "from heaven. Rain comes from heaven" that appears on his grave.

I'd line up to contribute.

[BidenRocks]

3. Take a number

Melanoma is ahead of you!

[William769]

2. True. But we'll see it & feel it.

[RainCaster]

4. My bladder will have such joy

[hlthe2b]

11. Maybe he should just be buried under a urinal...

[RainCaster]

16. He will be

No matter what the tombstone says...

[Martin Eden]

13. Melania is looking forward to burying Donald at Maralago.

Then she can grift off his grave by charging admission to visitors with full bladders.

[Dave Bowman]

5. When that day comes I'll buy a bottle of champagne and drink it to the last drop.

[johnnyfins]

6. Thank you very much

Thank you very much
That's the nicest thing that anyone's ever
Done for me...

[catchnrelease]

7. It won't be soon enough! n/t

[PortTack]

8. That's is the single best post of the year! I'm gonna hold that thought!

[AKwannabe]

9. Hehe

[Mike 03]

10. The idea of surviving Trump's passing has been a huge motivating factor

for me, but I'm beginning to see things differently as the pieces of this new administration fall into place--especially the capitulation of people like Bezos and Zuckerberg. I'm much less sanguine than I have been previously. I'm bracing myself, too, for the possibility that some individuals I truly admire and views as leaders may cave and align themselves with what Trump and his oligarchs are assembling. I'm prepared to be shocked.

[Martin Eden]

12. Trump went to see a fortune teller

She gazed into her crystall ball, and said "I see a huge parade for you. People are lining the streets for miles, singing and dancing."

Trump exclaimed "That’s great! How do I look?"

She replied "That I cannot see. It's a closed casket."

[electric_blue68]

14. Baaaahahahaaaaaaaa! 😄😄😅😂🤣

Maybe all the cheering will reach him down in "the other place".

[Oopsie Daisy]

15. Junior, Gumms, Ivanka, Baron the mail-order bride, and other spawn and inlaws and supporters will see it.

That will be enough for me.