Something to understand about Carrie Underwood

[True Dough]

[brush]

1. Why am I thinking a reverse Dixie Chicks reaction is going to happen to her?

[lark]

4. Nah, she's already super popular with almost everyone. This will turn off the sane so she will take a hit.

The fascist already love her, nothing to add from them.

She's obviously not a smart or perceptive person and I'm so glad I never spent one cent on any of her records.

Edit - fixed mistake

[brush]

5. Not from the fascists. From the left.

[lark]

6. Sorry, I fixed it.

[Docreed2003]

8. "Super popular" is a bit of an overstatement

She hasn't released an album in two years and that one was a mediocre effort.

[lark]

10. You obviously follow her a lot more closely than me who hates country music, lol.

I have heard one or 2 of her songs and liked them, she has a great voice, but definitely wrong in the head.

[Docreed2003]

11. Lol, I live in Nashville so music is everywhere here

Let's just say, give her local reputation, I'm not surprised in the least that she's performing at Trump's inauguration.

[Jerry2144]

14. I rushed outside to see who was blastin country "music"

It turns out the neighbor's cat was in heat, yowling on the back wall of my yard.

[Butterflylady]

21. My first laugh of the day....

I. ..don't....like....country....music....at....all.
You are right sounds like cats howling.

[Clouds Passing]

28. Thank you

[GB_RN]

33. Lolz

Good one! 🤘

[YodaMom2]

35. This reminds me

of something my mom said decades ago.

Back in the early 70’s, our next door neighbor had a country garage band. These neighbors were sweet but…not the sharpest tools in the shed. Anyway, the band was playing away one day while my mom and the band leader’s wife stood out on the sidewalk. My mom turned to his wife and said, “I hate music. But I love this.” The wife thanked her…

[Beartracks]

48. So the neighbor's cat lost his dog, got laid off, and his truck died?

[Jerry2144]

51. No. It was doing the Butt Scoot Boogie

I think it has worms

[Beartracks]

53. Well THAT just cracked me up!

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[paulrevere2018]

56. Redneck noise - Platoon

One of my favorite scenes in the film.

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[GoCubsGo]

59. That's exactly why I refer to her as "Caterwauling Carrie."

The howling cats sound better, actually.

[barbtries]

16. i'm not sure

i've ever heard one of her records.

[sop]

2. Carrie's the anti-Dolly.

[tanyev]

3. Yeah, I've seen the video for that song.

It's a catchy tune, and I understand the urge to want to get back at someone who cheats on you. I understand the urge to cheer on a fictional character who's getting back at the man who cheated on her. But the thing is, cheating sucks but it's not illegal. Doing a lot of damage to someone else's car is most definitely illegal.

[BigMin28]

32. True

But if her name is in anyway on the title, perfectly legal where I live. You can beat up your own property.

[GoCubsGo]

60. I guess it's fitting that she'll be performing for Mr. "I Am Your Retribution."

Two assholes who don't care that what they're doing is illegal, just so long as they get their revenge. Gonna be one giant Dregs of Humanity pukefest.

[AverageOldGuy]

7. No one at any time at any place ever said:

You have to be smart to be a celebrity.

[Srkdqltr]

9. She Is a star. She can do anything..

[Jkanad]

50. She's not a star ....

She’s not a star in my circle of family and friends. We’re not fans of her kind of music. So “carrie on.”, Carrie.

[Srkdqltr]

52. I was being sarcastic.

[mdbl]

12. So many people in the U.S. to disappoint the senses

[BoRaGard]

13. How republlicon is that?

[Festivito]

15. Talented doublethink brainiac

[chouchou]

17. Cue the banjos from Deliverance.

[Blue Owl]

43. JD Vance will be turned on.....

[Hugin]

18. I feel no need to understand anything about Carrie Underwood.

An empty vessel is an empty vessel.

[Aristus]

19. All I know about her is that she's blonde, pretty, and she won a televised

country music karaoke contest.

Not someone who ever had to struggle on the club circuit, playing long gigs for little money, dodging thrown bottles, performing behind a chicken wire safety barrier, having to arm-wrestle the club owners best two-out-of-three to get their pay, enduring van breakdowns in the middle of nowhere, etc.

She’s just a Jesus-spewing daddy’s princess who lucked into a music career that should have gone to someone much more talented.

[iscooterliberally]

27. You just told my life story.

I even played bass in a country band a couple of times. I'll play country music for money, just don't make me listen to it!

[Aristus]

30. I won't even listen to it for money.

Me, throwing any device playing country music.

[FakeNoose]

36. Didn't Carrie win American Idol about 20 years ago?

It was about the same time I stopped watching the show. But that launched her career, and she's had a few hit records and videos. She's no Taylor Swift, but she still gets big crowds at her concerts. I'm not a country-western fan, but I imagine the MAGAs must like her.

[Aristus]

38. Exactly. American Idol: televised karaoke.

The winner gets an instant recording career.

And without having to pay the kinds of dues I mentioned above, the result is essentially recorded karaoke.

But if you sing with a twang and say ‘Jesus’ a lot, the MAGAts will buy anything you sell.

[NoMoreRepugs]

20. Feckless.

[cactusfractal]

22. Right now...

Right now,
He's probably low talking with a Russian named Vlad
And Vlad's probably got kompromat
Right now,
He's probably selling Vlad our military secrets
'Cause Vlad wants to know about that
Right now,
He's probably got a Bankers Box of top secret docs
In Vlad's rented Volvo
But he don't know...

I cast my vote for what's good and right
Not the fascist bullshit they're trying to drive
Knocked on doors all up and down this street
And I won't forget who's on his side
They're dead to me until I die
Cause I know they don't care that bastard cheats

[struggle4progress]

23. Didn't she used to celebrate abusive shizzwits getting blown away?

[TrumanTheTiger]

24. The Right: "I can't believe people would get so upset and destroy people's property!"

And then sing at full volume Carrie’s words: “I dug my keys into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats, I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all four tires.”

[Dave Bowman]

25. I only recently learned that she even exists.

Can't name a single song she ever made.

[LeftInTX]

37. She won American Idol about 20 years ago. She's country. I know that "Before He Cheats" song because it would

from my daughter's radio.

[Oneear]

26. Will this be Lip-Sink Monday Music

With Very Cold Weather, Wind Chill happens in short Time

[Exp]

29. Perfect nt

[Jilly_in_VA]

31. Only thing I know that she's sung

is the theme from "Sunday Night Football", and Faith Hill sang it a whole lot better!

[Tanuki]

44. Independence Day

[Jilly_in_VA]

45. That's Reba MacEntire's

and she sang it a whole lot better too!

[Tanuki]

46. Martina McBride, actually. 😉

[Jilly_in_VA]

61. Well, I knew it wasn't Carrie's

She never does anything original, she only rips off other artists.

[Tanuki]

62. Gretchen Peters never gets much credit for the song

even though she is the person who wrote it. I got to hear Gretchen perform it live at a fundraiser for our local (Nashville) YWCA domestic violence shelter.

[Submariner]

34. It is a stain on your life to be a Trump appointee

and she too will carry that stain the rest of her life, and wear that Trump stain into her grave.

[MadameButterfly]

40. I knew her American Idol history and liked her, but performing for a fascist takover

of the government is not a commercial decision, its a moral decision.

Sonje Henie, the greatest figure skater of her time--leagues ahead of anyone else, who dramatically changed the sport--performed for Adolph Hilter. That colors her legacy forever.

People need to get their priorities straight. Either Carrie is a fascist or she's clueless.

[Scrivener7]

39. Ten to one, he'll take the opportunity to inappropriately grope her in front of the audience. Oh well.

[LudwigPastorius]

41. Generic BroCountry Barbie

She’s already committed a crime against humanity with that Sunday Night Football theme.

Might as well go full Nazi.

[markie]

42. love it....

seems that's the way it is

[JI7]

47. She isn't even worth mentioning or giving attention to

it might be news if it was someone that we saw as liberal performing but someone we never discuss doesn't really deserve any mention.

[timms139]

49. She is a total

fake. She is awful looking without the caked on makeup. People wouldn't know her in public without the makeup per pictures of her for real .

[GoneOffShore]

55. Carrie Underwhelming?

[Evolve Dammit]

57. Its MLK Day. Who cares?

[endgenocide]

58. My man Dale Watson wrote a song about these fake "Country" stars!

This would certainly apply to Carrie Undersomething, Country My Ass!