Lauren Boebert tries to use "sophisticated" language

[tblue37]

Link to tweet

[lapfog_1]

1. a failing 10th grade education on display

[DENVERPOPS]

43. She didn't even have a high school diploma!

And then, when she decided to run for office, it took her multiple attempts to even pass the GED.

She also has an interesting criminal record here in Colorado........

And, as an example of just how "classy" and what a real life SLUT she actually is, check out the security VIDEO available on the internet, of her and her boy toy's recent disgusting behavior in a Denver Theatre of the Performing Art's production......before the Theatre staff escorted her and her boyfriend out.....

"Bang Bang" Boebert, as she is affectionately referred to here in Colorado, and her companion were vaping "something"????? in the middle of the performance, laughing loudly, cutting up, and LITERALLY groping and feeling up each other, like they were giddy teenagers in the balcony of a small town movie theatre.

All the tiny piss ant towns in the Rural RepliCONs areas of our state elected her. We all tried to run her out, but she switched districts to another bunch of tiny piss ant towns, conned them and just got re-elected.....

ps: Just so everyone knows, we here in Denver area, DON'T call her "Bang-Bang" because she wears a side arm around like a gun slinger from the old west.....(google her pictures). Even most Republican men, probably wouldn't touch her without a condum the size of a weather balloon.....

[Blue Owl]

2. Somewhere MTG is feeling outsmarted

[sheshe2]

3. Oh boy🤪

[Jilly_in_VA]

4. You will find this on Buzz Feed tomorrow

[Shellback Squid]

10. this is 3 years old

[OrangeJoe]

32. Who was president in 2020?

My god she is stupid. Her boy Donnie was president in 2020 the year she is citing in this bogus post. I’m sure she also doesn’t have the bandwidth to realize the vast majority (95%?) of these “missing” children are spousal abductions from ugly divorces. The whole “missing children” thing is one more idiotic scare tactic to get us all armed and raring to get these bad guys.

[bucolic_frolic]

5. A slight majority of Americans voted to elect

people who think and talk like Boebert because it reminds them of their friends, family, and themselves.

[EarnestPutz]

6. This comes from never reading. A complete unfamiliarity with the printed word.

[Johonny]

7. She is in congress. Whi has more power to do

Something about it?

Tired of politicians whining about "problems" they aren't activity doing anything about.

[chia]

8. 😂

[niyad]

9. So this wasn't a case of sloppy spoken language, but written?

Sadly, are any of us in the least surprised?

And gee, bobo, until today, I don't recall hearing anything from you on this national tragedy.

I correct the above only to indicate that that idiocy was actually posted in December, 2021. Still have not heard anything helpful from her on the subhect. And thebdifference between "reported", and "active cases, was pointed out to her.

[Aristus]

11. Oh honey, leave the grownup talk to the grownups.

And, you know, read a fucking book once in a while.

[niyad]

15. Assuming literacy on her part is quite generous of you.

[Aristus]

18. I know. Gallantry is my middle name.

I got made fun of a lot.

[niyad]

21. And yet, that is one of the many reasons we love you!

[Aristus]

22. Aww...

[madinmaryland]

12. What the fuck is an enlie? Someone with a very small fucking brain?

[Mme. Defarge]

13. So, with the second coming of the former president

“to enlie” is now a verb meaning to fill something (fill in the blank) with lies? That seems about right.

[niyad]

14. Please notice that her bs is actually a post from December 2021.

And, bobo, "reported missing" and "active cases" are NOT THE SAME. At the end of 2020, there were roughly 30,000 active cases, about EIGHT PERCENT of those reported missing. Shut up and go back to your new district, bobo. You are STILL a dangerous, ignorant, handy, embarrassment to the sane people of Colorado.

[Celerity]

17. the actual tweet

Link to tweet

Forget the Typos, Lauren Boebert’s Tweet Is a Qanon Dog Whistle

https://www.vice.com/en/article/forget-the-typos-lauren-boeberts-tweet-is-a-qanon-dog-whistle/

[niyad]

23. Thank you so much. I am not on leon skum's vanity board, and I

absolutely LOATHE bobo, so I try to avoid both whenever possible.

[malaise]

16. Bwaaaaaah

😂😂

[Fla Dem]

19. Trump was president in 2020. So what is the point beside showing her grammar ignorance.

[JoseBalow]

20. In Spanish, "bobo" means "idiot"

Just sayin'

[niyad]

25. So I have been using the correct word without even realizing it?

[legallyblondeNYC]

44. I had a cat named Bobo.

He was mostly Maine Coon -- furry and adorable.
He wasn't idiotic.
But he was a silly, silly cat.

[Wiz Imp]

24. From the Urban Dictionary:

There Enlies

Alternate spelling of: Therein lies.

Used by stupid people who cannot spell.

There enlies the definition of stupidity.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=There%20Enlies

[mwb970]

26. Many conservatives and MAGA morons seem to be functionally illiterate.

[niyad]

27. A direct, intended result of overt, intentional dumbing down, and,

ultimately, complete destruction of the less-than-stellar educational system in this country over the last 50plus years.

[keithbvadu2]

28. Boebert should try sign language. She is known for being good with her hands.

[niyad]

29. . . .

[tanyev]

30. Ooh, sophistimicated.

[Beartracks]

31. Is that # even true? Republicans like to cite fake #s and claim there's a problem.

The problem, as it turns out, is always Republicans.

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[TomSlick]

33. Genius I tell you, genius.

[Vinca]

34. Now that's funny.

[VGNonly]

35. The Jethro Bodine of Congress

or her case Bobine.

[Aussie105]

36. Therein lies the problem . . .

Boebert tries to think and fails.

Boebert tries to sound smart, and fails.

Boebert tries to stay in touch with 'real facts', and fails.

Score: 0 out of 3, girl! Give it up! Thinking and talking aren't for you!

[paleotn]

39. Her "smart glasses" just aren't working.

[paleotn]

37. She's such a prole. A sow's ear and will never be anything but.

[NoMoreRepugs]

38. Inflatable sex dolls are smarter, at least that's what someone told me.

[Timewas]

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[boonecreek]

41. For just a hot moment

I thought she was going to use words with more than two syllables.
Fortunately, I was disappointed. Although, I suppose "media" counts
but then it only has five letters.

[surfered]

42. Please, someone tell her that sophistry and sophistication are not the same.

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