I sympathize with Trump's plan to move the inauguration indoors.

[Midnight Writer]

I know that cold weather sure makes my bone spurs act up.

I can't imagine how bad they would feel on a cold day if I weighed 300 pounds

[Jarqui]

1. President Harrison was sworn in on a cold day

He rode a horse to and from the Capitol without an overcoat.
He gave the longest speech in inauguration history.
He died of pneumonia that he allegedly caught that day.

Too bad Trump is giving his long speech inside.

Likely truth is, Trump didn't want folks to see how small the crowd was going to be.

[regnaD kciN]

2. Hey, I'm sure he'll draw a YUUUGE enough crowd to pack the Capitol Rotunda...!

[magicarpet]

3. Djt could assemble a flash crowd on his inauguration day.

Have his MAGA coons crowdsource an instant insurrection on January 20, have them all show up at the US Capitol building around noon. That J-6 insurrection crowd was nothing to sneeze at. If he has an equal sized crowd this coming J-20 it might be bigger than Obamas inauguration crowd.

Insurrection 2.0 would be kinda festive too, especially if they ransacked the building too.

[Jarqui]

6. The defecators require extra space, too ! ...nt

[AdamGG]

9. Leon could have paid each of them

$$$ to show up.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

13. I think the last one -- crowd size -- is the most likely reason.

There is no way a crowd of any size is going to stand in the sub-freezing temperatures when they can watch the whole thing from the warmth of their homes.

Plus, they can use the time Felon47 is blabbering about how great he is to fix a sandwich and go to the toilet.

[malaise]

4. The last president in the rotunda was the body of the great Jimmy Carter

Channel him Jimmy😀

[lastlib]

18. Let's hope The Felon gets a twofer.

1 for his "coronation"; and 1 for lying in stink......

[anciano]

5. Exactly.....

and cold weather like that can be a real "weenie shrinker" too. Just saying...

[Skittles]

7. he is more worried about his cotton candy hair than anything else

seriously

[BOSSHOG]

20. Isn't it a chuckle

That he states he doesn’t want anyone to suffer from the weather. The only one he is concerned with is him. The post address press release is already written. Biggest indoor inauguration address ever.

[Skittles]

21. he literally doesn't care about ANYONE else but himself

and YES that includes his fucked-up family

[1WorldHope]

8. The criminal soon to be dictator has dissed every other custom, why would this be any different?

America just died. You'll do what you want no matter.

[AdamGG]

10. I think dictators traditionally assume power

indoors.

[endgenocide]

11. It's going to be 23 degrees

That is not that cold, put on a coat wear some gloves don't be a pussy.

[niyad]

16. Could we PLEASE stop using sexist slurs for women's genitalia as

a synonym for cowardice???

[Pinback]

12. Good one!

Also, frozen sewage chafes inside an adult diaper.
Sorry!

[peggysue2]

14. Well, he won't have to lie about crowd size

Merely blame the weather. LOL!

[James48]

15. He's gonna need TINY MITTENS for those tiny fingers.

[mwooldri]

17. i dont think Bernie would give up his mittens.

theyre regular sized.

[surfered]

19. Yes, it's so sad. Excuse me while I wipe this year from my eye.