Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Devoured by voles? Mistaken identity on an abattoir’s killing floor? Flensed by cartel torturers?

[malaise]

1. Not yet

but he is a day older

[Loryn]

2. Horrific dry cleaning accident?

[bucolic_frolic]

3. A watched sot never boils

[Orrex]

42. Yes! Watch him die of suppurating boils!

[Hugin]

4. I've got inadvertently walled up by an overzealous renovation on my bingo card.

But, alas.

[Orrex]

6. Oh, I like that!

If it happens, I’ll owe you a Coke.

[Hugin]

11. I specialize in tragic irony...

Y’know, the frowny mask.

[FSogol]

5. Spray tan replaced by toxic cocktail of bird flu and flesh eating bacteria by angry NIH lead scientists?

[Lokee11]

7. That would be too nice of a death

For that Orange piece of 💩 !!! He deserves much worse!

FDT✊ !

[3auld6phart]

30. Wishful

Thinking. I like the set of your jib, though you :

[LuckyCharms]

9. Wut

[Orrex]

12. Hmm. I missed that one.

[LuckyCharms]

13. Just some gibberish...

and some weak insult.

[Orrex]

14. Well they can start their own discussion

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This is MY thread for gibberish and weak insults.

[kerouac2]

10. Technically, don't you need a soul to be alive?

Just a thought

[Nanuke]

15. Love this. Keep on.

[johnnyfins]

16. Do you even think they realize

The backlash they are creating with all of this garbage that the American People clearly do NOT want?

They just keep tightening the spring. Shit's gonna blow eventually. FAFO, I guess.

[._.]

17. I Wish!

[MiHale]

18. Wiped his butt...gave himself a lobotomy...

[Efilroft Sul]

19. Caligula was assassinated on this date 1984 years ago. So hope, you know, springs eternal.

[Maeve]

20. I'm caught between wanting him off-planet and wanting him to live to see his whole life destroyed

[FakeNoose]

21. This needs to be a regular feature on DU

[FelineOverlord]

22. No

But I am seeing open calls for his death online.

Mostly about killing Nazis.

Luigi is now a folk hero to many.

People are very, very angry.

He's terrified of sharks, though . . .

[orleans]

39. and windmills

[birdographer]

41. My fantasy is

the ability to transport him to a 6’ square wooden raft in the most shark-infested waters on the planet.

I think someone is going to take him out. Could be from this country, could be from another one that is going to be put in chaos by his assorted crazy XOs. Too many people are getting too angry and too sick and tired of him already and are seeing the advantage to not having him on the planet any longer. This hero, for whom it may not end well, will be celebrated forever by every decent person on earth. She/he will be forever known as a warrior and guardian. If there are any maids left at MaraLoco, the one who tends his room has useful access. Food preparers. Or one of Pootie’s people and a 5th-story window. I spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about this when I can’t sleep at night. People say Vance will be worse, but that’s a bridge we can cross when we get to it.

[70sEraVet]

23. Eaten by massive brain-worm that escaped from RFKjr's head?

[niyad]

24. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

[dem4decades]

26. My neighbor set off fireworks when he was sworn in, I might have to buy some just in case.

[Martin Eden]

25. It can happen any time, and here's how:

Sitting on his golden throne texting hate on his Lies Social, the phone slips from his tiny hands into the fetid slop he just deposited.

He stands up, spins around, trips over his trou, hits his head on the rim, then drowns in his own shit.

[niyad]

34. Thank you for cheering me up.

[thinkingagain]

27. When that happens

I hope it’s pinned to the top in one of the bright yellow alert posts from the admin

[Ocelot II]

28. An unfortunate probing accident during an alien abduction?

[QED]

29. Another disappointing morning

[dweller]

31. If not

Why not ?
🤔





✌🏻

[dreamland]

32. I ask myself this every day.

The answer has been disappointing to say the least.

[twodogsbarking]

33. Spontanious human combustion. Wear goggles.

[LaMouffette]

35. We need to start a rumor that rubbing a chicken that has died of bird flu on your head and face cures baldness and

eliminates wrinkles, which would actually work as a cure, since you'd be dead and decomposing.

[SARose]

36. Y'all are too much

I must say DU had their Wheaties this morning!

I am laughing so hard I can barely see to type.

You made my day!💕

[surfered]

37. Satan called him home?

[Sneederbunk]

38. Any "Is He Dead Yet?" t-shirts on the market?

[dalton99a]

40. Well, the monster is not getting younger