Watters: "What kind of husband goes grocery shopping with his wife?" Mine. Always has

[question everything]

Fox News’ Jesse Watters took exception to Doug Emhoff accompanying Kamala Harris to a store on his show Thursday night, asking viewers: “What kind of husband goes grocery shopping with his wife?”

During a segment on his eponymous Primetime show, Watters slated the former VP for setting up a blog and said that “Mamala” had been “caught” grocery shopping.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/fox-jesse-watters-metes-bizarre-103745203.html

Asshole!

[GPV]

1. Mine, too.

[TheBlackAdder]

85. When I think Alpha Male, Jesse Watters & Tucker come to mind. Both still sopranos at Boys Town.

[GusBob]

2. Jesse uses that alone time um "for himself"

She's fine he's wanking off too

[LakeArenal]

3. In retirement that's our Day activity

What kind of man would care?

Additionally, what kind of woman would marry Jesse Waters?

[Bluethroughu]

5. That was our date day out, while the kids were young and at school, if he had a day off.

[Diamond_Dog]

10. Absolutely.

Some men, big manly men, too, go grocery shopping with their wives. Who cares what this nincompoop thinks.

[COL Mustard]

52. One who didn't think she could do any better.

nt

[Bluethroughu]

4. My husband loves grocery shopping, I have to tear him away from the junk hanging from the shelves.

There is always a reason to buy another wisk or measuring cup set! NO.

He's big dirty brown construction worker! I dare Jesse to ask him why he likes shopping.

[Probatim]

56. My wife is like that - my daughter says she has ADOS (attention deficit... ooooh shiny!)

She'll grab something and I have to jolt her back to reality.

[Bluethroughu]

90. He recently bought 2 sets of mini tongs...we don't do fancy here..

A fork is just fine, but now he has to pull them out for everything, to prove it was a necessary purchase.

[question everything]

91. LOL

[jls4561]

6. Sorry to tell you, Jesse, but your wife only SAYS she's out grocery shopping.

In reality, she’s out attending an ANTIFA meeting.

When the revolution comes, you won’t be around to televise it.

[Quiet Em]

7. He's a dork.

My husband and I grocery shop together all the time. Not only that, sometimes my husband goes to the grocery store alone to get me items I need. I'm guessing Watters current wife doesn't not how to cook and neither does he?

[LoisB]

8. Does Jesse's wife do the grocery shopping or their maid? Why does this cretin even have a

wife; who on earth would want to marry him?

[riversedge]

23. 'Jesse Watters $95 Million Net Worth and Salary Contract' I am sure Watters maid does the shopping.........

Jesse Watters $95 Million Net Worth and Salary Contract


https://www.caclubindia.com/money/fox-news/jesse-watters-net-worth-salary-contract/

[LoisB]

33. That is obscene.

[Blue Full Moon]

9. Always for the past 46 years

[GoCubsGo]

11. I'm betting this assclown never stepped foot in a grocery store in his life.

Had he done so, he would have seen couples of every stripe doing their shopping together. I would pity that fucking sack of shit's wife, but she married that turd willingly.-

[JBTaurus83]

12. Bizarre

The things these people obsess over are really strange.

[FSogol]

67. Watters has such a fragile grasp on his own masculinity that

he must lash out at others and create nonsensical rules about being a guy.
These multi-millionaire fox news hosts pretend to be part of the common people, but they are just childish freaks.

[eppur_se_muova]

13. Lots of older couples shop together. Help each other with memory, pick stuff up, loading and unloading.

If you're both retired, why the Hell not ? It's time spent with your favorite person.

But to a Republican, of course, she's just chattel property and he's the king who can't be distracted from his important job of Being The Man.

[Rebl2]

29. Your last

sentence is so true!

[MacKasey]

14. I have friends who go food shopping together

But the list is split and they do speed shopping. So they can get it done quickly

Also the husband is the cook who makes great party mash potatoes and sometimes party twice baked potatoes

[Aristus]

15. I do the grocery shopping at Chez Aristus.

Not Mrs. Aristus. And the housework; dishes, cleaning, dusting, vacuuming, etc. You know, the “housewife” stuff.

Mrs. Aristus keeps the books, pays the bills, sends off the tax payments, etc. You know, the “guy” stuff.

We collaborate on the laundry, but I’m the one who folds it and puts it away.

The toxics can kiss my ass. I get shit done; no matter what I’m doing.

[BannonsLiver]

16. We do delivery

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And select the items together a few nights before our scheduled time. Then when they come I bring them in and we put them up together.

[maptap22]

17. My husband and I did everything

together- grocery shopping, housework, bill paying. If we were not at work, we were together. He is deceased now.

[question everything]

28. My condolences. Part of the cherished memories I hope

[RedWhiteBlueIsRacist]

18. 40+ years of marriage & my wife and I always do the chore of grocery shopping together.

And yes, I know the price of eggs and every other damned overpriced grocery item! Fuck Fox.

[lonely bird]

69. I go because Mrs. Bird has trouble

She uses a walking stick due to still recovering from adult scoliosis correction. She gets tired and her leg hurts. She sometimes goes when she is feeling good enough.

Fuck RW media of all types.

[RedWhiteBlueIsRacist]

79. Thanks for sharing your story.

[Retrograde]

19. We frequently do

Not always, but we usually go together on senior discount day, since we both volunteer near the grocery store.

[riversedge]

20. Watters, the @foxnews dirtbag--one of Many!!

[surfered]

21. Me. Although we each have our own carts. I drop her off at the door.

She gets fruits and vegetables snd I get the stuff farther afield.

[Lulu KC]

22. It's fun!

My husband makes me laugh no matter where we go. We've had some great moments at the grocery store. The seasonal displays at CVS are always a crack-up, too.

Low entertainment threshold or I married a comic genius?

[Paladin]

24. Eat a bowl of fuck, Watters. (nt)

[Conjuay]

88. Have a second helping while your at it.

[Rebl2]

25. My husband

does and in fact he does all the time now because I can’t make it through a grocery store now because of arthritis in my feet.

[drmeow]

26. Mine

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He's better at picking some things, I'm better at others.

Edit to add: "What kind of man?" One who is comfortable with his gender, gender identity, sexuality, and relationship with his spouse, that's what kind of man!

[question everything]

31. And reaching the top shelves.

[drmeow]

45. LOL

We actually had to get a store employee to get some bottles that were pushed all the way back on the shelf - he stood on the bottom shelf and could barely reach them (my husband is about 5'9" and the employee was 5'10&quot !

[lonely bird]

89. That's one of the things I do

For Mrs. Bird and anyone else who needs it. I am 6’8”.

[CanonRay]

27. I go with my wife.

Why is that at all weird?

[Skittles]

38. it isn't

it's Watters who is weird

[kerouac2]

30. Deeply flawed individual, this guy is

The humanity is not strong in this one

Short answer: the kind who has a wife who likes having him around. How about that lol.

[pandr32]

32. My husband loves to shop with me.

Unfortunately, he has a habit of throwing things in the cart we don't need and tend to get wasted, but hey--we go to lunch together or grab a craft beer when we are done before we go home.
He says I am his friend. Maybe other husbands and wives are also enjoying friendships with each other. Perhaps this is a unfamiliar concept to Fox News (cough-cough) hosts.

[patphil]

34. That says a lot about Jesse Watters, and how he views women.

Apparently grocery shopping is women's work, and beneath him.
The only reason I don't is because my wife's an early riser, and I'm not. By the time I get up, she's back at the house.
I suspect she doesn't want me to get in her way.

[onethatcares]

35. after all that, I ask

who the fuck is jesse watters? All I can think is that he's a shithead with a bunch of money. WOW, a bunch of money and no clue.

Grocery shopping frees a couple to discuss the stuff they don't at home... It's neutral territory except for the ice cream department.

and as a poster above said; you become "friends"

[spanone]

36. This clown is a rancid shit sandwich.

[bluestarone]

37. These people are a different breed of human shit

God dam i hate these bastards.

[milestogo]

39. There must be something emasculating about buying groceries.

Men, you can pay for them and eat them, but you must not be seen shopping for them.

[Kingofalldems]

40. Typical MAGAt--complete asshole.

[GoodRaisin]

41. Watters is a professional bully. Magats eat up his shit act.

[GiqueCee]

42. I do the majority of our grocery shopping...

... Watters, you flaming fucking asshole. I've been accosted in the supermarket parking lot for pushing a shopping cart more than once by room-temperature IQs like you. Like them, you are too weak of character to behave like a REAL man. And, like one of 'em found out the hard way a while back, getting physically belligerent with a 77-year-old man with a notable dislike of bullies was most definitely not in his best interest. Got his stupid red hat all dirty.
Wanna try your luck, Jessekins?
I thought not. Loud-mouthed coward.

[La Coliniere]

43. Since I'm the primary cook in my home,

I usually go grocery shopping without my wife. She hates cooking and grocery shopping. Watters is and always has been a small minded idiot. Yes Jesse, some men enjoy grocery shopping, with or without their wives or girlfriends.

[tulipsandroses]

44. A good one. Not something Watters can relate to

If he's married, his wife must be an ass to put up with him.

[NJCher]

78. uh....well....it's complicated

"If he's married."

He was married but had an affair on his wife while they both worked at Fox. So Fox, in their enabling way, put her on another show and later he got married to the one he was having an affair with and they had a kid very shortly thereafter. Never mind that he already had three with the other woman, who eventually left Fox. I think that's it, anyway. Is your head spinning?

And now I think he's up to five kids.

He's not quite as bad as feLeon but approaching there. Both men have mothers who are somewhat distinctive. feLeon's mother is an older model, which is kind of a rare sort of career. She supports his lies and even pitch hits.

Watters' mother, however, comes from a distiinguished family but it sounds like she kind of married down a few notches and settled for a mere teacher. His mother is from the family that started Better Homes & Gardens magazine. Also somewhere in that lineage is The Saturday Evening Post. Plus there is a senator and state Supreme Court/Colorado justice in there. too.

Watters' mom, as I understand it, doesn't buy her son's simple minded approach to the news. She demands proof to his goofy stories and doesn't get it.

[question everything]

80. Oh, but "family values"

[Midnight Writer]

46. I'm a mellow type of guy. But I am amazed these FOX personalities make it through a day

without someone knocking their blocks off.

They are not tough guys. They are not manly. They are cowards who exploit the social norms of our society to shield them from the consequences of their assholery.

[Astraea]

47. My god.

It's like he enjoys spending time with her or something.

[NoMoreRepugs]

48. I'm 75, often go shopping together and pretty sure I can kick the shit out of u

DipShit - wanna try me??

[Chalco]

49. My husband does all the grocery shopping

and the cooking and most of the cleaning. I am the tech person, the fixer of all problems, and some of the cleaning.

After we moved in together a few decades ago, it was very clear that he was very picky about the food that we ate, so I said "Maybe you should do the cooking."
So he did and became an excellent chef. At first I felt a loss of control, but now I love sitting their with my glass of wine and watching him cook.

[3catwoman3]

81. "...but now I love sitting their with my glass of wine and watching him cook."

That sounds thoroughly delightful. Lucky you.

[MissouriDem47]

50. Concerning groceries

We've been waiting since Day 1 for the cost of groceries to go down like President Felon said that they would. So far they have not but I do expect them to rise as his attacks on farm labor increases.

[COL Mustard]

51. They're private citizens now so fuck off Jesse

Besides, I'm a dude and I do most of the grocery shopping and most of the cooking for my wife and me. So again, fuck off Jesse, then fuck off some more and go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.

Now, ask me how I really feel.

Oh, and Jesse, fuck you. Strong letter to follow.

[ProfessorGAC]

53. I Don't

But, I do the shopping 80% of the time.
So, even if we were together, she'd be going to shop with me!
Watters is a moron.

[birdographer]

54. My husband goes alone most of the time!

He seems to like shopping, I can’t stand it, so he does it!

[Akacia]

55. Waters would really have a fit if I told him that

my husband buys the groceries, does his own laundry and cooks dinner half the time and we both do the dishes together.

[Jilly_in_VA]

57. Mine does

and sometimes goes without me, so fuck off, Jesse.

[Joinfortmill]

58. Stuck in 1950s.

[alarimer]

59. Right-wingers are such pieces of shit, I'm amazed anyone marries them.

Hey, Jesse Watters, is your wife okay? Or have you beaten her into submission?

[newdeal2]

60. If husbands don't grocery shop

Then why the hell were so many Republican men complaining about grocery prices? How would they know.

[Clouds Passing]

61. Uh mine does and he's a real man not a wimp like jesse watters

[Bettie]

62. We like to shop together

it's fun, but everything's fun when you do it with your best friend and he is mine and I am his.

Plus, between us, we can usually remember what we need to get since we usually forget the list we made.

[IcyPeas]

63. Idiot says what? ......... /nt

[Emile]

64. Right-wingers are so weird. Politicizing grocery shopping, what next?

[lucca18]

65. Right now my husband is out grocery shopping! So take that Jesse!

We just got back from Costco, but he is out there again grocery shopping !
He loves it!

What an insecure little man you are Jesse.

[chowder66]

66. What kind of husband pleasures his wife! Eeeek!!!!!

[Buddyzbuddy]

68. Hey jesse, you Neanderthal. Real men do things

without worrying what other men think. Not only do I do all of the grocery shopping, I do all of the cooking and I can wash and sew and make all the repairs and home improvements on our home. I'm a former truck driver. And if I ever had the opportunity, I would make the time to kick your sorry ass, punk.

[Hekate]

70. My dad did, back in the 1950s they love to fantasize about. My husband does. What is their issue?

Is Moron Watters trying to build a case of who wears the pants in that family? That Kamala emasculates men?

We heard this crap and worse about Hillary — and any other woman who dares to excel in public life as a Democrat, or simply not as a GOPPER.

[JT45242]

71. That was date night when we were first married

We were poor and it was chance to walk and chate with no other responsibilities.

Any douchebag who refuses to help without a health or reason (I'm a man is not a reason) probably shouldn't be husband material.

[moniss]

72. I never did hear what his true role was in

the O'Reilly deal with women. Was he pimping and procuring for Bill and providing cover?

[DFW]

73. My kind, apparently.

I frequently go grocery shopping with my wife, whether at the farmers market in the town square (open 3 days a week from 7AM to 1:30 PM), or to the local supermarket.

It looks like Fox Noise thinks I'm some kind of deviant kind of husband. Coming from them, I guess that's praise of a sort.

[ShazzieB]

74. What a pinhead.

My husband and I go to the store together all the time.

Sometimes he goes alone. Sometimes I go alone. Sometimes we both go. There are no rules for this except what people make up for themselves.

Watters is a dumbass.

[Lucky Luciano]

75. They really are weird

[Permanut]

76. Navy vet here, 6 foot 2, 250 pounds.

Been shopping regularly with my wife for 37 years. That's what kind, asshole.

[Kali]

77. I have observed a shit ton of what look like fox-watching, trump-supporting couples

cruising the local wallyworld. hmmmmm

[KentuckyWoman]

82. I would pay ALL the money for one more grocery trip.

He made the grocery hilarious. While I was fussing over produce he'd go find all the lone bananas and use them to spell something or take one over to the apples or oranges and make a smiley face. One time he took a pocket of stick on googly eyes and went to town.

If he caught the guy in meat dept putting out new packs, he'd end up with all the meat dept workers plus a few other guys shopping, having a whole conversation about grilling and smoking.

When our store installed a "moo" when you open the dairy doors, he'd stand there an play with it AND the chicken sound they put on the egg doors. Women would walk by and roll their eyes...smiling. Unless they had kids... then it was "but Mom, HE'S doing it!".

He'd thank everyone who worked there for coming to work. He'd shake hands with the managers and tell them "so and so" is really doing a good job "wherever they worked".

One time when his hair had gone all white there was a little boy acting up something fierce. David walked over and quietly said "I'm watching you", winked and walked away. Oh the shocked look at that boy's face. He straightened right up and started yes ma'aming his Mom. Hilarious.

[question everything]

93. So much fond memories

[Jack Valentino]

83. Mrs. Watters goes 'grocery shopping' with ME.

(that's what we call it)

[Renew Deal]

84. The new kind

Also the kind that just moved

[DavidDvorkin]

86. I do all the grocery shopping

My wife gets to avoid the stress. It pleases me to do that for her.

I also do the cooking, so it's makes sense for me to get the supplies.

I feel quite manly.

[Iggo]

87. Urgh! I really want to do one of those "Real men do this or that" posts. I hate those, but this one is asking for it.

But there’s another way around it than using the old fashioned “real men go shopping.”

And it’s this: Anyone who eats food should know how to get food…

…without making their mommy do it for them.

Gah! I was so close!!!

[MineralMan]

92. I do at least 90% of the grocery shopping in our house.

And all of the cooking and cleaning up after meals. My wife doesn't cook, so I don't let her shop. When she does, she buys the wrong stuff most of the time, anyhow.

I like cooking. Learned it in my mother's kitchen when I was a kid doing homework on the table there. My wife said, "I don't cook" when we were first getting together. I said, "No problem. I do."

And that was that.

[question everything]

94. And these are the marriages that last. As opposed to our "leaders."

[allegorical oracle]

95. He could appear on camera stark nekkid and he wouldn't look convincingly masculine.