Post your ideas for Executive Orders!

[struggle4progress]

Rename the Republican Party "Chock full o'Nuts"

[struggle4progress]

1. Build a wall around Mar-a-Lago: Denmark and Greenland will pay for it

[Initech]

8. Make Mar-A-Lago its' own city state!

[struggle4progress]

2. Pretend we just took Area 51 from Canada

[birdographer]

3. Dig a canal along the northern border of Florida

and make it an island country, independent of the US. Rename it Trumpida and expel all Democrats. Make Disney World the capital, and It’s A Small World the national anthem for Trumpida. Order the removal of all alligators, snakes, and mosquitoes from the country. Declare the highest temperature allowed to be 78 degrees Fahrenheit. Only white people are permitted to live there or visit.

[fierywoman]

4. Put Leon on the first rocket to Mars.

[gay texan]

5. For in order for trump to stay in power

He has to sit on the craziest dildo known to the human race every morning.

[Mountainguy]

6. NOOOOOOOOOOO

That's my favorite coffee.

[NameAlreadyTaken]

7. If Trump leaves the White House grounds,

he loses his job.

[SWBTATTReg]

9. Outlaw 'em. Idiot in the WH now seems to think that the EOs are the total way to go, totally. Apparently he's

unaware of how Congress works and how passing a law really works.

[H2O Man]

10. "Legalize Lonnie Anderson's hair!"