Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Literally threw his heart to the audience?

Fell down an elevator shaft?

Meteor strike by defunded aerospace engineer?

[Tanuki]

1. Autoerotic asphyxiation with his red tie?

[electric_blue68]

7. omg baaahahahaaaa ew

[eShirl]

2. Every morning brings us one day closer.

Good morning!

[2naSalit]

3. Not yet...

I'm still holding out for spontaneous combustion, it's on my BINGO card.

[EYESORE 9001]

35. It would take three days to put him out

[Walleye]

4. Murdered by a pardoned January 6 felon

[C0RI0LANUS]

9. That would be perfect karma.

[True Dough]

5. If it's any consolation,

yes, he is morally DEAD!

*probably not a consolation -- more reason to be panicked!

[FSogol]

6. Rabid Stephen Miller bites his ankle at contenious staff meeting. RFK jr advises against "untested" rabies vaccine.

[C0RI0LANUS]

8. Hi Orrex: Have you ever heard of the ancient "Pulsa diNura" or "Din Rodef"?

For just cause, someone or some group "prays" or "wills" for someone's demise. It's worth a shot.

Everybody, now please concentrate.

[Frasier Balzov]

16. Speaking of concentrate.

Tell us what time of day so we can minimize distractions and focus our minds together.

[Marthe48]

22. You'd think the 24/7/365

We're sending would have worked by now!

[Frasier Balzov]

23. Too diffused. Think laser.

[Evolve Dammit]

29. Jewish space lasers. They are out there...

[malaise]

24. ROFL

😂😂😂

[Emile]

10. I thought I could smell his stinking dead body yesterday,

but it turned out it was my Amish neighbor with a huge load of manure going slowly down our gravel road.

[malaise]

11. No

but it’s Chinese New Year’s Day, the year of the snake, so I hope some fangs get him😀

[Oopsie Daisy]

12. Nobody lives forever. I will live longer than he does (and won't that be a glorious day?!)

Whatever happens, it will be a total surprise and completely unexpected.

[William Seger]

33. When I see THAT flag at half-staff, a song of joy will play on repeat in my heart

[Emile]

13. I saw online they are selling bumper stickers that say "Is he dead yet?"

Seriously

[malaise]

25. IHDY?

Perfect😀

[MiHale]

14. Blown up on the launch pad...

Trying to go ‘rescue’ the stranded astronauts…bonus….Musk was onboard also…. Damn Spacex things just keep blowing up.

[Harker]

15. Taken down and eaten by the dogs and cats of Springfield, Ohio?

[Martin Eden]

17. Sitting on his golden throne, texting vile hate on his Lies Social

The phone slips through his tiny hands into the putrid slop he just deposited. He stands up, turns around, trips over his trou, hits his head on the toilet rim, then DROWNS IN HIS OWN SHIT.

[malaise]

26. Rec for

DROWNS IN HIS OWN SHIT.😀

[C0RI0LANUS]

18. Did someone write "Year of the Snake?"

[Aviation Pro]

19. Consumed by a vat of his own bile?

Blown up from his own flatulence?

[C0RI0LANUS]

27. Ka-Boom!

?w=2000

[surfered]

20. Drank polonium tea because he hadn't surrendered Ukraine to Putin as promised

[Marthe48]

21. Quicksand?

[Monsieur_Grumpe]

28. The website that keeps track....

https://ishedeadyet.us/

[twodogsbarking]

30. Jewish space laser.

[jayschool2013]

31. However it happens

it will involve a sex worker.

Probably Russian or Hungarian.

[Linda ladeewolf]

32. Checking DU for the same now.

Is he dead yet?

[Grumpy Old Woman]

34. I don't want him dead, just controlled

I would like him to act 'Presidential' and follow the rule of law. Isn't there anyone in government who can constrain him?

I would not mourn his passing, but Vance and Johnson are next in line, and I don't think they are any better.

It is not "flood the zone", it is "The toilet is overflowing." It is not "Shock and awe", it is "Shock and oh sh*t."

[dalton99a]

36. Fucking karma is trying to set up a GoFundMe for travel expenses

So useless. Always late

[sanduca]

37. This is my prediction...

An angry magat that pays $10 for a dozen eggs...that lost ACA...his kid got taken by ICE because his hair is dark...WW3 starts...is gonna pay him a visit.

That's my prediction. Some of those dummies really bought his lies.

[dflprincess]

38. However he goes I hope it happens on camera

It will help cut down on conspiracies from the cult and be so enjoyable to replay again and again and again.

[niyad]

39. Sadly, no mimosas for me this morning.

Beaned by an errant golf ball?
Sucked up by a tornado?
Salmonella in his hamberder?

[AllyCat]

40. No, but I'm really excited for the bottle of champagne

I’ve saved for the happy day.

[3auld6phart]

41. Damn

Still wasting space and O2.

[dweller]

42. If not

WHY NOT ?
🤔





✌🏻

[SocialDemocrat61]

43. Maybe we can hire some OnlyFans girls

to sex him to death. LOL

[Polybius]

44. That a good way to go!

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

45. A fatal lightning strike on the golf course

just as he's caught on camera cheating (for the umpteenth time), would be an act of God, though the MAGAts would blame Jewish Space Lasers.