🔴🐧🇺🇲 BREAKING: The PM of Hearth and McDonald Islands is negotiating the lifting of tariffs at the White House right

[riversedge]

🔴🐧🇺🇲 BREAKING: The PM of Hearth and McDonald Islands
is negotiating the lifting of tariffs at the White House right now.

Link to tweet

See this also--more penguin cackles

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220202103

[Irish_Dem]

1. I hope the penguin brought some cards with him.

[johnnyfins]

2. That is funny

[lame54]

3. At least showed respect and wore a suit

[Initech]

4. This Simpsons clip is strangely relevant today!

[Lovie777]

5. LOL.............

[Doodles]

6. That's funny.

More of this please. Just make total shit of this insane plan. Mock him more & more!

[BOSSHOG]

7. BAD ASS PENGUIN

HE DID NOT SAY THANK YOU AND TOTALLY IGNORED THE AMORPHOUS BLOB ON THE RIGHT!

[H2O Man]

8. Recommended

and appreciated!

[Bread and Circuses]

9. OMG! We need this shown every day, all day long on all platforms

[Aussie105]

10. More militant penguins

are gathering all over the Hearth and McDonald Islands.

Gritting their (metaphorical) teeth, sharpening their (metaphorical) claws, preparing to do battles when the invaders attack.
'We shall fight them on the beaches, we shall fight them in the streets' spoke an older penguin.
'We shall fling dung at them!' spoke another.
Another, eyes glazed by years of meths use, mumbled about staining the snow red with the invaders' blood.

Meanwhile, the mothers of the Islands were busy gathering and stockpiling krill and fish, while warning their children to stay hidden if they heard gunfire.
The penguin police are going round to peoples' houses making sure none are watching FOX on their TVs.

It's going to be Hell out there, I tell you!

(Personally, I think a cartoon of a penguin with an RPG on his shoulders would make a perfect emblem for America's resistance fighters.)

[Sneederbunk]

11. Is the Foreign Minister his brother?

[Wiz Imp]

12. Whoever did this - it's fantastic - perfectly on the mark.

[mountain grammy]

13. Ha very funny

[question everything]

14. I am sure that with his thin skin he is offended by everyone laughing at him

[SunSeeker]

15. Perfection.

[Tickle]

16. Too bad they are giving rumpy

what he wants. There's a couple of other countries coming to negotiate with rumpy and his tariffs

[niyad]

19. Ummmmm, you do know the OP is satire, yes? Since those islands are

inhabited by penguins?

[Tickle]

25. No, apparently I'm an idiot 😂😂 NT

[Emile]

17. Hilarious 😆

[yellowcanine]

18. Will they send a gay penguin?

[niyad]

20. cuuuute. but the AI or whatever, is dreadful. .Look at TRAITOR**'s

fingers, and couchhumper's hands.

[Ping Tung]

21. Greenland to raise the price of ice sold to bars in Manhattan

[Harker]

22. PM... Penguin Minister?

Happily, they have no need to import krill.

[Peacetrain]

23. That was the laugh I needed after today

thanks riversedge!!

[shireen]

24. BSky had a spoof Heard Island Government page that is hilarious

Lots of penguin humor.
https://bsky.app/profile/heardislandgov.bsky.social

[niyad]

27. That account is hilarious, clever, and delightful! Thank you!

[niyad]

28. Already has nearly 21K followers!

[stillcool]

26. too cute!