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President Donald Trump is likely to be seated in the third row at Pope Franciss funeral Saturday.
Despite being one of the first to confirm his attendance after Pope Francis died on Monday, the thin-skinned presidentwho famously mocked former President Joe Bidens placement in the 14th row at Queen Elizabeth IIs 2022 funeralwill be seated several rows back at the state funeral in St Peters Basilica, the Daily Telegraph reports.
While not exactly the nosebleed section, Trump is famously unenthusiastic about playing second fiddle to anyone, and is unlikely to be thrilled with his location.
The news comes as the Vatican scrambles to manage what one senior clergyman described as a parade of big egos.
Cardinal Vincent Nichols, the Archbishop of Westminster, told the Telegraph the ceremony would be a masterpiece of stage management when you consider those state leaders who have high opinions of their importance.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-likely-to-get-humiliating-seating-assignment-at-pope-francis-funeral-as-vatican-braces-for-big-egos/
It may be improp[er to laugh, but I'm laughing.
senseandsensibility
(24,301 posts)but where will Biden be sitting?
allegorical oracle
(6,271 posts)gets back to his royal USA throne.
MineralMan
(150,742 posts)nilram
(3,491 posts)per some article I read, he'll be seated in a VIP section further back.
https://www.usnews.com/news/world/articles/2025-04-25/seating-plan-for-a-popes-funeral-its-complicated-or-complique
WestMichRad
(3,018 posts)He doesnt have to sit by the orange anus this time.
On edit: Oops, I was thinking of Obama.
MuseRider
(35,153 posts)One grownup dignitary to represent and one big, fat yellow baby to whine and talk over anyone and everyone. I just hope he will somehow control himself and not mention how uncomfortable he was or how he should have been this or that.
One would think he could hold back for something as solemn as this but I am not going to bet on it.
Rhiannon12866
(251,320 posts)He was an embarrassment at George H.W. Bush's funeral since all the former presidents and first ladies sat together talking quietly among themselves. They made room for Melania since she and TFG were the last to arrive, but he kept wandering around.
And he has no religion. When his eldest sister planned to marry a Catholic, she was afraid to tell her father - according to Mary Trump's book.
Bayard
(28,847 posts)I bet he cancels.
underpants
(195,296 posts)He stinky.
Sky Jewels
(9,148 posts)and blow his stench back at him.
TommyT139
(2,194 posts)...stationed by that section.
PATRICK
(12,348 posts)n/a
Setup anddddd...spike!
Nicely done - I hadn't even thought of that.
Jit423
(1,568 posts)I can dream, can't I?
malaise
(293,562 posts)There are no eulogies at a Requiem Mass
montanacowboy
(6,684 posts)behind a pillar like he was at the last funeral he attended
cloudbase
(6,176 posts)Tribetime
(7,081 posts)MineralMan
(150,742 posts)is done alphabetically, by country. So, the United States comes just after Turkey in the alphabet. Maybe he can sit next to Erdogan or something.. The USA is just another nation as far as the RCC is concerned.
"Please take your seats, Mr. President, with your party. Thank you."
karynnj
(60,822 posts)MineralMan
(150,742 posts)Les Etats Unis. Depending on which word they go by, Row 3 is about right, I guess. Poor Donwald...
Tanuki
(16,332 posts)and Catholic royalty are in the front row, with non-Catholic royalty behind them. The secular heads of state are then seated in alphabetical order per the French name of the country, as French was the language of diplomacy when the protocols were developed.
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/pope-funeral-seating-plan-donald-trump-b1224146.html
Xavier Breath
(6,527 posts)Translation: there's this one asshole we all dread having to deal with.
allegorical oracle
(6,271 posts)The Madcap
(1,801 posts)Just himself.
republianmushroom
(22,126 posts)spanone
(141,164 posts)He's everything their God ain't.
Dulcinea
(9,772 posts)when he has to touch the holy water.
VGNonly
(8,415 posts)Evolve Dammit
(21,563 posts)allegorical oracle
(6,271 posts)Evolve Dammit
(21,563 posts)Figarosmom
(10,043 posts)And where will he be seated. It's alphabetical.
Rebl2
(17,472 posts)along with his wife. At least thats what I read earlier.
Figarosmom
(10,043 posts)Since his name starts with B.
onenote
(46,019 posts)Argentina gets first seats -- its Francis' home country. Italy goes next -- for obvious reasons. After that, royalty. Then non-royal heads of state are seated by alphabet, using the French names for the country. Because Biden is not part of the official US delegation, it is likely he'll be further back, possibly behind all of the official delegations.
https://www.reuters.com/world/seating-plan-popes-funeral-its-complicated-or-compliqu-2025-04-25/
Hornedfrog2000
(866 posts)Unimportant little man to have to sit in the 3rd row! What a loser! Hahahaha
sakabatou
(45,832 posts)Orrex
(66,757 posts)Dulcinea
(9,772 posts)Rebl2
(17,472 posts)will be that close.
Blue Owl
(58,353 posts)Make that fat fuck walk some stairs no escalators allowed
LetMyPeopleVote
(175,895 posts)rubbersole
(11,046 posts)"Please, please, please"... (apologies to Sabrina Carpenter)
dutch777
(4,940 posts)Ocelot II
(129,519 posts)even if he's possibly the Antichrist.
Clouds Passing
(7,224 posts)Jilly_in_VA
(13,898 posts)Clouds Passing
(7,224 posts)MorbidButterflyTat
(4,256 posts)wcmagumba
(5,760 posts)LetMyPeopleVote
(175,895 posts)Link to tweet
Not surprisingits no secret the Pope and his people didnt care for him.
If Biden were still president, hed be up frontwhere real leaders sit.

Dulcinea
(9,772 posts)"Get this asshole out of my living room!"
SkylineChili
(63 posts)This thought of this shithead, rapist, racist, fascist, law-breaking, Constitution-trashing, poisonous, anti-Christ at the Holy Father's funeral makes me want to puke. I hope God smites him where he sits. And his "I don't really care, do you" wife, too.
Johonny
(25,642 posts)I will reconsider my religion
Xolodno
(7,317 posts)...that's on the left side as you go towards the Basilica, I know its there. Had to use it in a sudden hurry when I was there, Priests and Swiss Guards didn't even bat an eye, had the look, of, well, if you have to go, go.
Norrrm
(4,203 posts)
electric_blue68
(26,198 posts)dsc
(53,333 posts)I had wondered why we would be so far back given that USA starts with an E in French. But the whole royal comes first means many early slots got taken up.
Conjuay
(2,939 posts)there.
Norrrm
(4,203 posts)MorbidButterflyTat
(4,256 posts)LetMyPeopleVote
(175,895 posts)
Bread and Circuses
(1,690 posts)no_hypocrisy
(54,470 posts)1. TSF won't be comfortable, sitting in the midday Vatican sun, listening to Italian, which he doesn't understand. Bored, bored, bored.
2. He won't be able to leave for restroom purposes. His diaper will be protection for only so long.
Meowmee
(9,212 posts)https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5y6rg6wpvgo
BeerBarrelPolka
(2,173 posts)The dipshit can't even wear black. He's beyond disgusting.
Edit: And it looks like Biden didn't have the decency to wear black either. Ridiculous.
Meowmee
(9,212 posts)Maybe Zelensky. Yeah, the blue would make him stand out etc. however I looked it up and navy blue is also considered acceptable for funerals. Biden and Prince William and possibly others also wore blue.
BeerBarrelPolka
(2,173 posts)He's not with it mentally.