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President Donald Trump is likely to be seated in the third row at Pope Franciss funeral Saturday.
Despite being one of the first to confirm his attendance after Pope Francis died on Monday, the thin-skinned presidentwho famously mocked former President Joe Bidens placement in the 14th row at Queen Elizabeth IIs 2022 funeralwill be seated several rows back at the state funeral in St Peters Basilica, the Daily Telegraph reports.
While not exactly the nosebleed section, Trump is famously unenthusiastic about playing second fiddle to anyone, and is unlikely to be thrilled with his location.
The news comes as the Vatican scrambles to manage what one senior clergyman described as a parade of big egos.
Cardinal Vincent Nichols, the Archbishop of Westminster, told the Telegraph the ceremony would be a masterpiece of stage management when you consider those state leaders who have high opinions of their importance.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-likely-to-get-humiliating-seating-assignment-at-pope-francis-funeral-as-vatican-braces-for-big-egos/
It may be improp[er to laugh, but I'm laughing.
senseandsensibility
(24,205 posts)but where will Biden be sitting?
allegorical oracle
(6,139 posts)gets back to his royal USA throne.
MineralMan
(150,526 posts)nilram
(3,453 posts)per some article I read, he'll be seated in a VIP section further back.
https://www.usnews.com/news/world/articles/2025-04-25/seating-plan-for-a-popes-funeral-its-complicated-or-complique
WestMichRad
(2,886 posts)He doesnt have to sit by the orange anus this time.
On edit: Oops, I was thinking of Obama.
MuseRider
(35,093 posts)One grownup dignitary to represent and one big, fat yellow baby to whine and talk over anyone and everyone. I just hope he will somehow control himself and not mention how uncomfortable he was or how he should have been this or that.
One would think he could hold back for something as solemn as this but I am not going to bet on it.
Rhiannon12866
(249,328 posts)He was an embarrassment at George H.W. Bush's funeral since all the former presidents and first ladies sat together talking quietly among themselves. They made room for Melania since she and TFG were the last to arrive, but he kept wandering around.
And he has no religion. When his eldest sister planned to marry a Catholic, she was afraid to tell her father - according to Mary Trump's book.
Bayard
(28,363 posts)I bet he cancels.
underpants
(194,597 posts)He stinky.
Sky Jewels
(9,148 posts)and blow his stench back at him.
TommyT139
(2,134 posts)...stationed by that section.
PATRICK
(12,335 posts)n/a
Setup anddddd...spike!
Nicely done - I hadn't even thought of that.
Jit423
(1,568 posts)I can dream, can't I?
malaise
(292,261 posts)There are no eulogies at a Requiem Mass
montanacowboy
(6,665 posts)behind a pillar like he was at the last funeral he attended
cloudbase
(6,144 posts)Tribetime
(7,030 posts)MineralMan
(150,526 posts)is done alphabetically, by country. So, the United States comes just after Turkey in the alphabet. Maybe he can sit next to Erdogan or something.. The USA is just another nation as far as the RCC is concerned.
"Please take your seats, Mr. President, with your party. Thank you."
karynnj
(60,765 posts)MineralMan
(150,526 posts)Les Etats Unis. Depending on which word they go by, Row 3 is about right, I guess. Poor Donwald...
Tanuki
(16,261 posts)and Catholic royalty are in the front row, with non-Catholic royalty behind them. The secular heads of state are then seated in alphabetical order per the French name of the country, as French was the language of diplomacy when the protocols were developed.
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/pope-funeral-seating-plan-donald-trump-b1224146.html
Xavier Breath
(6,413 posts)Translation: there's this one asshole we all dread having to deal with.
allegorical oracle
(6,139 posts)The Madcap
(1,693 posts)Just himself.
republianmushroom
(22,122 posts)spanone
(140,918 posts)He's everything their God ain't.
Dulcinea
(9,600 posts)when he has to touch the holy water.
VGNonly
(8,324 posts)Evolve Dammit
(21,420 posts)allegorical oracle
(6,139 posts)Evolve Dammit
(21,420 posts)Figarosmom
(9,643 posts)And where will he be seated. It's alphabetical.
Rebl2
(17,335 posts)along with his wife. At least thats what I read earlier.
Figarosmom
(9,643 posts)Since his name starts with B.
onenote
(45,965 posts)Argentina gets first seats -- its Francis' home country. Italy goes next -- for obvious reasons. After that, royalty. Then non-royal heads of state are seated by alphabet, using the French names for the country. Because Biden is not part of the official US delegation, it is likely he'll be further back, possibly behind all of the official delegations.
https://www.reuters.com/world/seating-plan-popes-funeral-its-complicated-or-compliqu-2025-04-25/
Hornedfrog2000
(866 posts)Unimportant little man to have to sit in the 3rd row! What a loser! Hahahaha
sakabatou
(45,709 posts)Orrex
(66,599 posts)Dulcinea
(9,600 posts)Rebl2
(17,335 posts)will be that close.
Blue Owl
(58,121 posts)Make that fat fuck walk some stairs no escalators allowed
LetMyPeopleVote
(174,320 posts)rubbersole
(10,963 posts)"Please, please, please"... (apologies to Sabrina Carpenter)
dutch777
(4,830 posts)Ocelot II
(128,840 posts)even if he's possibly the Antichrist.
Clouds Passing
(6,842 posts)Jilly_in_VA
(13,783 posts)Clouds Passing
(6,842 posts)MorbidButterflyTat
(4,103 posts)wcmagumba
(5,533 posts)LetMyPeopleVote
(174,320 posts)Link to tweet
Not surprisingits no secret the Pope and his people didnt care for him.
If Biden were still president, hed be up frontwhere real leaders sit.

Dulcinea
(9,600 posts)"Get this asshole out of my living room!"
SkylineChili
(63 posts)This thought of this shithead, rapist, racist, fascist, law-breaking, Constitution-trashing, poisonous, anti-Christ at the Holy Father's funeral makes me want to puke. I hope God smites him where he sits. And his "I don't really care, do you" wife, too.
Johonny
(25,293 posts)I will reconsider my religion
Xolodno
(7,291 posts)...that's on the left side as you go towards the Basilica, I know its there. Had to use it in a sudden hurry when I was there, Priests and Swiss Guards didn't even bat an eye, had the look, of, well, if you have to go, go.
Norrrm
(3,875 posts)
electric_blue68
(25,623 posts)dsc
(53,308 posts)I had wondered why we would be so far back given that USA starts with an E in French. But the whole royal comes first means many early slots got taken up.
Conjuay
(2,863 posts)there.
Norrrm
(3,875 posts)MorbidButterflyTat
(4,103 posts)LetMyPeopleVote
(174,320 posts)
Bread and Circuses
(1,494 posts)no_hypocrisy
(54,126 posts)1. TSF won't be comfortable, sitting in the midday Vatican sun, listening to Italian, which he doesn't understand. Bored, bored, bored.
2. He won't be able to leave for restroom purposes. His diaper will be protection for only so long.
Meowmee
(9,212 posts)https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5y6rg6wpvgo
BeerBarrelPolka
(2,173 posts)The dipshit can't even wear black. He's beyond disgusting.
Edit: And it looks like Biden didn't have the decency to wear black either. Ridiculous.
Meowmee
(9,212 posts)Maybe Zelensky. Yeah, the blue would make him stand out etc. however I looked it up and navy blue is also considered acceptable for funerals. Biden and Prince William and possibly others also wore blue.
BeerBarrelPolka
(2,173 posts)He's not with it mentally.