Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Collapsed under strain of running the country and the world?

Torn apart by an army of protective and fed-up Swifties?

Shocked that the 51st state didn't vote to worship him?

[C_U_L8R]

1. Drowned

In the overflow of a Canadian liberal tsunami.

[EYESORE 9001]

2. I was so hoping

that a demon, representing untold suffering, would rise from the Colosseum, make the trip to the airport, and devour the orange hellbeast right there on the tarmac.

[malaise]

3. No but he sure helped kill the Canadian conservatives as his lackey

Poilievre lost his his seat

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220277974

[EYESORE 9001]

4. I'm still on pins & needles

until the totals show whether the liberal party will be a majority or minority leadership.

[surfered]

5. I've searched my pea brain and can't come up with how it happens.

I don’t care how, I’m past ready for that glorious day when we can all sing Ding Dong the Witch is Dead!

[EYESORE 9001]

7. I've since found that the liberal party will form a minority party

Unless the remaining votes all go liberal, that is.

[samnsara]

6. choked on a chicken nugget..?

[NNadir]

8. Killed in a strafing by the Canadian Air Force?

[niyad]

9. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young (which I am not!!!). One dares to dream!

[IronLionZion]

10. I wouldn't mind if the US became a Canadian province

[hlthe2b]

11. A tragic stool vs pissed-off little dog encounter?

[Lokee11]

12. FILTH FLARN FLARN FILTH!!!!!!

When the H - E - Double Hockey Sticks!!!!!

Is the answer to this question going to be YES?!?!?!?!?!?

I mean at the very least - c'mon cholesterol do your dam job already

✊FDT!

[twodogsbarking]

13. Suppose they gave a funeral and noone came.

[GopherGal]

18. But Seismographs all over the world would be pinging...

from all the dancing in the streets.

[twodogsbarking]

20. yes

[Gordcanuck]

14. No, but he

had to watch his right-wing MAGA buddy lose his seat in our 🇨🇦 federal election last night.

[Jerry2144]

15. Alas, no

Not yet. Our average IQ in this country is still in the single digits. When he passes, it should rise to around 90

[twodogsbarking]

16. Pecked to death by Canadian Geese.

Honk, honk.

[SheltieLover]

17. Not yet, but the day is still young & hope springs eternal...

[Hekate]

19. No, alas. He's going to get a bigly parade, though

[republianmushroom]

21. Don't care how lord just get it done and soon.

The good, we are a day closer to the reckoning of his dismissed.

[Blue Owl]

22. Decapitated by Le Guillotine

[Wicked Blue]

23. Has a stroke when masked Ice goons burst into Merde-a-Lago and drag him out in handcuffs

because they mistakenly think he is some kind of illegal alien.