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niyad

(129,334 posts)
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 08:14 AM Apr 2025

For my 75th birthday, this CrankyCrone/Witch/Bitch/CCLWV* has a

request to the Universe: remove the orange hellbeast currently fouling the world. Pretty please, with whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles??? One present!!! I would be so happy with this one present. Thanks in advance.

*Childless Cat Lady Who Votes

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For my 75th birthday, this CrankyCrone/Witch/Bitch/CCLWV* has a (Original Post) niyad Apr 2025 OP
From your keyboard to God's ears! hamsterjill Apr 2025 #1
Thank you! niyad Apr 2025 #4
Hear hear - Childless Cat Ladies Who Vote! UTUSN Apr 2025 #89
Happy birthday 🎂🎉😘 TexLaProgressive Apr 2025 #2
Thank you, and belated Happy Birthday! niyad Apr 2025 #7
Happy Birthday Sister Niyad. FalloutShelter Apr 2025 #3
Thank you, my Sister. niyad Apr 2025 #8
Happy Birthday malaise Apr 2025 #5
Thank you. niyad Apr 2025 #9
Happy Birthday LetMyPeopleVote Apr 2025 #6
Thank you. niyad Apr 2025 #10
Happy Birthday!!! SheltieLover Apr 2025 #11
Thank you! I nearly spit out my coffee! niyad Apr 2025 #12
Hahaha! Mission accomplished! SheltieLover Apr 2025 #13
It works for me! niyad Apr 2025 #14
That's what matters! SheltieLover Apr 2025 #41
Happy Birthday, niyad! Diamond_Dog Apr 2025 #15
And I will continue with that request until the Universe grants it. niyad Apr 2025 #57
🥳 Happy Birthday and sending you my best wishes that you're granted your most special request 🌺 Deuxcents Apr 2025 #16
Happy Birthday to you!!! Alliepoo Apr 2025 #17
Happy Birthday Niyad! iscooterliberally Apr 2025 #18
That biker cat MorbidButterflyTat Apr 2025 #75
Thank you! iscooterliberally Apr 2025 #81
Happy Birthday to a Sister Crone! I'll be turnng 75 this year too. Yay us! txwhitedove Apr 2025 #19
Me too Randomthought Apr 2025 #86
Have some ice cream and when it is gone get some more. Thank you for being you. twodogsbarking Apr 2025 #20
Well happy Catur...errr... Birthday! BumRushDaShow Apr 2025 #21
Happy B day from a 75 year old Feminist multigraincracker Apr 2025 #22
I wish you a happy birthday--- lastlib Apr 2025 #23
I wish you many happy returns (free from the presence of the the orange hellbeast!) fierywoman Apr 2025 #24
This message was self-deleted by its author wyn borkins Apr 2025 #25
Happy Birthday, niyad! Wild blueberry Apr 2025 #26
Happy Birthday niyad!!! Fla Dem Apr 2025 #27
...and MMs and peanut butter bits justaprogressive Apr 2025 #28
Happy birthday! 🎉🎂🦋 From your lips to the Lady's ears Hekate Apr 2025 #29
Happy Birthday 🎁 underpants Apr 2025 #30
As Molly Ivins would say: "RAISE MORE HELL !" IrishBubbaLiberal Apr 2025 #31
Happy Birthday!! 58Sunliner Apr 2025 #32
Happy Birthday niyad! Emile Apr 2025 #33
Happy Birthday Linda ladeewolf Apr 2025 #34
Billions around the world join you in that request. I hope you have a wonderful, wonderful LoisB Apr 2025 #35
Happy Birthday niyad! Faux pas Apr 2025 #36
Happy birthday!🎂 Nevilledog Apr 2025 #42
Thank you Nevilledog 😊 Faux pas Apr 2025 #52
Happy Birthday Faux pas 🎂🥳 Clouds Passing Apr 2025 #50
Thank you Clouds Passing! Faux pas Apr 2025 #71
Happy Birthday to You! Party like it's 1999. n/t iluvtennis Apr 2025 #37
Happy Birthday, niyad! calimary Apr 2025 #38
Mazel Tov birthday buddy ! It's my birthday as well !! Capt. America Apr 2025 #39
Happy Birthday Capt. America 🥳🎂 Clouds Passing Apr 2025 #53
Happy 3/4 century birthday Nigrum Cattus Apr 2025 #40
Happy Birthday! Nevilledog Apr 2025 #43
I have been making this a request to the universe daily for a long time... Moostache Apr 2025 #44
Happy Birthday, dear Niyad! May your wish be swiftly granted. MLAA Apr 2025 #45
Happy 75th! Solly Mack Apr 2025 #46
Happy Birthday nyad🎂 💕 Clouds Passing Apr 2025 #47
Happy birthday! yardwork Apr 2025 #48
Happy birthday, niyad! Wicked Blue Apr 2025 #49
Happy Birthday. A just and merciful God should grant you your wish. surfered Apr 2025 #51
Happy Birthday niyad! I'll be checking daily to see if your wish came true! chowder66 Apr 2025 #54
54th Anniversary of your 21st Birthday webhead usa Apr 2025 #55
Me too seta1950 Apr 2025 #56
my grandpa wa hale + hearty when we were up north closeing the cottage. 84 + he cleaned every window(mid c, full of big pansypoo53219 Apr 2025 #58
That would be a present for all of us! pandr32 Apr 2025 #59
Well there is this. Superb acting. twodogsbarking Apr 2025 #60
Happy Birthday, kiddo! hermetic Apr 2025 #61
What beauties. MorbidButterflyTat Apr 2025 #78
Happy Birthday Niyad CareyOn Apr 2025 #62
Kick kick KICK!!!!!! liberalla Apr 2025 #63
Happy 75th Birthday, Niyad ! NCgayguy Apr 2025 #64
Just for you. Hotler Apr 2025 #65
Done! tavernier Apr 2025 #66
May the Universe grant your request. Aristus Apr 2025 #67
HAPPY 75th to a fellow April baby!!! I marked 74 just this past Thursday... 3catwoman3 Apr 2025 #68
Happy Birthday! Deep State Witch Apr 2025 #69
Happy birthday! WestMichRad Apr 2025 #70
May the Goddess bless you! enigmania Apr 2025 #72
What I want cannabis_flower Apr 2025 #73
Happy Birthday, niyad! Silver Gaia Apr 2025 #74
Niyad you are the best! Happy birthday!!!! peacebuzzard Apr 2025 #76
Happy birthday! Many many more! byronius Apr 2025 #77
And a cherry on top! MorbidButterflyTat Apr 2025 #79
HB. I'll be 75 on my next birthday duhneece Apr 2025 #80
Happy Birthday, and may your wish come true! HeartsCanHope Apr 2025 #82
Happy Birthday dear niyad, Tumbulu Apr 2025 #83
Right there with ya... Figarosmom Apr 2025 #84
Happy Birthday niyad! spanone Apr 2025 #85
I'll be catching up with you in November PlanetBev Apr 2025 #87
Happy Birthday, Niyad! I 2nd your wish to the Universe! n/t slightlv Apr 2025 #88
I wished and wished...does NOT work, but........ BigmanPigman Apr 2025 #90
My 80th is coming up later this year, and I'm putting in my rquest soldierant Apr 2025 #91
Happy Birthday!!! MayReasonRule Apr 2025 #92
im right behind you in August! samnsara Apr 2025 #93
Happy Belated Birthday! blogslug Apr 2025 #94

TexLaProgressive

(12,660 posts)
2. Happy birthday 🎂🎉😘
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 08:26 AM
Apr 2025

I'm 31 days older than you, not childless, but as they moved far away, almost. We make do with our 3 kiities, one dog and one anti-social goat.

Oh, and we vote.

niyad

(129,334 posts)
7. Thank you, and belated Happy Birthday!
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 08:33 AM
Apr 2025

I am a proud CatMom to one precious lap panther, currently asleep in his second- favourite spot, on my lap. His first favourite is snuggled up on my arm, but it is hard to type that way!

SheltieLover

(76,129 posts)
11. Happy Birthday!!!
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 08:36 AM
Apr 2025

May your most desired wishes come true in the here & now!!!

📣 katma, clean up in aisle 47, please. Bring degreaser...

SheltieLover

(76,129 posts)
13. Hahaha! Mission accomplished!
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 08:50 AM
Apr 2025

A good laugh at the expense of kraznov is the best I can do here lol

💐💐💐

Diamond_Dog

(39,646 posts)
15. Happy Birthday, niyad!
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 09:00 AM
Apr 2025

I look forward to your Request every single day. Please make it so!

Deuxcents

(25,349 posts)
16. 🥳 Happy Birthday and sending you my best wishes that you're granted your most special request 🌺
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 09:07 AM
Apr 2025

iscooterliberally

(3,150 posts)
18. Happy Birthday Niyad!
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 09:17 AM
Apr 2025

I agree with your birthday wish and hope it comes to fruition. Samson and Celina agree with your assessment too.




Can you believe they used to hang out together? I'm pretty sure he taught her how to make those faces:

?si=P_1HDTceN3ha11G9

lastlib

(27,420 posts)
23. I wish you a happy birthday---
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 09:25 AM
Apr 2025

make that an ECSTATIC birthday, that your wish is granted!

Please, Goddess, grant this fine lady her (and OUR) most fervent wish!

Response to niyad (Original post)

Wild blueberry

(8,086 posts)
26. Happy Birthday, niyad!
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 09:32 AM
Apr 2025

May all your wishes come true.
Please celebrate your fine self and all that is full of joy around you.
Cheers!!!

 

IrishBubbaLiberal

(2,561 posts)
31. As Molly Ivins would say: "RAISE MORE HELL !"
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 09:38 AM
Apr 2025

Be the someone who people exclaim…

WHAT THE HELL IS SHE UP TO NOW?

LoisB

(12,238 posts)
35. Billions around the world join you in that request. I hope you have a wonderful, wonderful
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 09:41 AM
Apr 2025

birthday. Party like it's 1999.

Faux pas

(16,060 posts)
36. Happy Birthday niyad!
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 09:44 AM
Apr 2025

What a coincidence, I'm 76 today and I my wish is exactly the same as yours!!!!! I'm a mother of 2 cat lady who votes Best Wishes and have a Perfect Day!

calimary

(88,861 posts)
38. Happy Birthday, niyad!
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 10:00 AM
Apr 2025

And long may you continue to flex your muscle at the ballot box!

Nevilledog

(54,709 posts)
43. Happy Birthday!
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 10:21 AM
Apr 2025

I had a dream last night that I was awoken by my phone going bezerk with notification after notification that the fat fuck was dead.

Best dream ever

Moostache

(10,958 posts)
44. I have been making this a request to the universe daily for a long time...
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 10:23 AM
Apr 2025

SOON... that blessed day will arrive... SOON!

And happy round-trip day! You have completed 75 orbits! No small feat and surely deserving of a happy day!

MLAA

(19,657 posts)
45. Happy Birthday, dear Niyad! May your wish be swiftly granted.
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 10:32 AM
Apr 2025

🎂 🎁🎂🎁🎁🎂🎁🎂🎁🎂🎂🎁🎂🎁🎂🎁🎂🎁🎂🎁🎂🎁🎂🎁🎂🎁🎂

surfered

(11,106 posts)
51. Happy Birthday. A just and merciful God should grant you your wish.
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 10:44 AM
Apr 2025

I wonder if I’ll live long enough to see a compos mentis President again.

webhead usa

(4 posts)
55. 54th Anniversary of your 21st Birthday
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 10:53 AM
Apr 2025

Happy Anniversary, and a nice birthday wish! I'll wish for a similar outcome when I celebrate the 57th anniversary of my 21st birthday in a few weeks.

BTW Niyad, this is my first post here. Looks like you've been here for a minute or two.

:¬) Webhead USA

pansypoo53219

(22,854 posts)
58. my grandpa wa hale + hearty when we were up north closeing the cottage. 84 + he cleaned every window(mid c, full of big
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 10:58 AM
Apr 2025

24x50 windows, cleaning. he had a pile of mimeograph lists to fill. 84. cottage on a hill + we fished most days + nights. no teevee. play cards til we hours. a month or so later he went up w/ my brother + paternal unit. i brought nice music. my dad's crappier. he had a major heart attack at the end of the trip. he also was missing my grandma, his dolly passed about 5 months before.
tho i was him to suffer 1st. low polls help.

hermetic

(9,121 posts)
61. Happy Birthday, kiddo!
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 11:13 AM
Apr 2025

(I've got a year on ya.)

Some of my kits say HI and we sure hope your wish comes true, pronto!



CareyOn

(80 posts)
62. Happy Birthday Niyad
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 11:18 AM
Apr 2025

Isn't is a bit strange that all those who would celebrate with you if they could, want the exact same thing regardless
of age or interests?

3catwoman3

(28,484 posts)
68. HAPPY 75th to a fellow April baby!!! I marked 74 just this past Thursday...
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 02:54 PM
Apr 2025

...so I'm not too far behind you.

The year I turned 58 my dad, who made it to 90, said something to me about being in my middle 50s. I said, "Dad, there's only one more 50 left after 58, so the middles have come and gone, but thanks for the thought."

Cheers to you -

WestMichRad

(2,886 posts)
70. Happy birthday!
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 03:06 PM
Apr 2025

May your one wish come true!

Many happy and healthy returns on the b’day thing.

cannabis_flower

(3,916 posts)
73. What I want
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 03:41 PM
Apr 2025

We need to win the house so a Democrat is speaker and some kind of event to take out both of Trump and Vance at the same time. Maybe a tragic accident.

Silver Gaia

(5,238 posts)
74. Happy Birthday, niyad!
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 03:44 PM
Apr 2025

I will add a

So Mote It BE!

to that birthday request! And a

Blessed BE

for good measure...

I hope your day is a special one.

duhneece

(4,470 posts)
80. HB. I'll be 75 on my next birthday
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 04:35 PM
Apr 2025

From your keyboard to the Motherboard in the Sky, I second your motion!
I’m so glad for our friendship

Tumbulu

(6,613 posts)
83. Happy Birthday dear niyad,
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 06:14 PM
Apr 2025

Wishing all of your dreams come true- in particular, this one!

Figarosmom

(9,642 posts)
84. Right there with ya...
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 06:19 PM
Apr 2025

My 75th was in Dec. I made the same wish. Maybe you'll have more pull with the universe.

PlanetBev

(4,396 posts)
87. I'll be catching up with you in November
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 08:26 PM
Apr 2025

Wow, 75! Can you believe it? How the hell did we get this old?

Manu Happy Returns, Niyad! 🎂

BigmanPigman

(54,533 posts)
90. I wished and wished...does NOT work, but........
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 09:47 PM
Apr 2025
https://medium.com/defiant/use-this-spell-to-bind-trump-and-his-cronies-a5b6298f5c69

For 8 years at every damn birthday I wished he'd die by midnight. Every single time I fall asleep I wish this, every time I wake up I wish this, I have insomnia (go figure) so I am "wishing" all night and all morning. It does NOT work!

Therefore, I'm going back to what I faithfully did every damn month for 4 fucking years (I did miss 4 months out of 48 months, not too bad).

"A Spell to Bind Donald Trump and All Those Who Abet Him"
Once again I will be "Binding tRump" and keep him from harming others.

I am no fool and didn't throw them out when Biden won, I just put them on the back shelf.
I still have my orange feather, white and orange candles, tarot card, salt, dirt, etc and my monthly "Spell To Bind Trump" is ready to go! Here you go...

"You will need...
Unflattering photo of Trump (small); Click here for one you can print
Tower tarot card (from any deck)
Tiny stub of an orange candle; here’s a pack of 12 cheap on Amazon
Pin or small nail (to inscribe candle)
White candle (any size), representing the element of Fire
Small bowl of water, representing elemental Water
Small bowl of salt, representing elemental Earth
Ashtray or dish of sand; Defiant suggests this beauty
Feather (any), representing the element of Air
Matches or lighter"

Go to the link for the details.

This is NOT an "evil spell", in fact it is just the opposite. It is a spell to keep his actions from hurting other people. I am 100% for that. Of course, if the mafia had a different idea as to how to stop him I certainly would not refuse their assistance!

soldierant

(9,254 posts)
91. My 80th is coming up later this year, and I'm putting in my rquest
Tue Apr 29, 2025, 10:05 PM
Apr 2025

to the universe now for the same gift, if you don't get it.

If you do get it, I'm changing the name in mine to JD Vance.

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