one more tin foil hat theory...

[Javaman]

the orange asshole is getting his North Korean military style parade for his birthday, because stupidity and the orchestrated slide into dictatorship.

I have this feeling he's going to announce something big on that day. something big and very bad.

please tell me I'm wrong.

[True Dough]

1. I would like to see him get his North Korean military-style parade

and then get drafted into the North Korean military, sent to Ukraine and put on the front line. I know his fantasy doesn't play out that far, but he might as well get the full-meal deal and experience the harsh reality.

[BoRaGard]

2. GOP & its felonious draft dodger is a disgrace

[Sneederbunk]

3. You mean one more big and bad thing?

[CTyankee]

4. I say bring it on. Let him try. He will fail.

Our military is not like North Korea's.

[Hotler]

5. Perfect time for the military to defend the Constitution and arrest his ass on the spot and on TV. nt

[maveric]

6. He may be dressed in uniform.

With dozens of medals on his chest.

[elocs]

7. Why Trump is unconcerned about all of his underwater poll numbers:

It's because dictators don't worry about poll numbers and he fancies himself at least a dictator-to-be.