AF1: I have an idea

[Charmin One]

Instead of taking a bribe from Qatar, how about we build a new Air Force One? It would be American made, and will provide jobs. “MAGA”!

[Walleye]

1. These assholes want to pretend to be all austerity and frugality

But for themselves, they want the life of infinite luxury. We are not a poverty stricken nation. We do not need other countries to provide our presidents with airplanes. Austerity is a big act for these people, so be satisfied with your two dolls for Christmas. can’t have Medicaid unless you have a job. (Of course, if you had a job, you wouldn’t need Medicaid.) Maga. Must be exhausted, explaining away all of these acts of criminality from Trump

[johnnyfins]

2. Boeing is building one

TSF says it's taking too long

[liberalgunwilltravel]

3. Yeah, it's taking too long!

Who needs all those sophisticated countermeasures, defensive and offensive capabilities, highly secure communications, and assurances that there are no listening or other espionage devices on the plane. Just fly up there in your Qatari Jet and show the world how rich and important you are! Stinger missiles be damned!

[tanyev]

4. Yeah, look at all the gold he's managed to slap on the walls of the White House in 100 days!

How long could it possibly take to do the same in a plane? Just get some gold on the walls and wheels up!

[twodogsbarking]

5. Give him a two place open cockpit bi-plane.

[Devilsun]

6. I've seen this plane on the tarmac

at Phoenix Sky Harbor airport. It's trumps wet dream, gold plated everything!