Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Body found in the Library of Congress amid the stacks?

Fell to his death after opening a window mid-flight aboard his $400M bribe plane?

Lethal case of screwworm infestation?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[MiHale]

1. Stroked out after a furious debate about...

Who has the biggest asshole…him or his Trojan horse. Horse crapped out a few Hamas as insurance.

[TexasTowelie]

2. Heat stroke? nt

[malaise]

3. No but I hope an Emir's falcon gets him

on that trip😀

[C_U_L8R]

4. Strangely, he is incrementally decomposing

Yet his mouth is still moving. And the staff have noticed his usual gaggifying stench has ripened quite a bit.

[surfered]

5. After the new Air Force One lost power in two engines,

The crew had to throw all heavy, non-essential items overboard to maintain altitude. Sadly, this included the President.

[MarcoZandrini]

6. He shook hands...

….with RFK JR a week after HR swam (with grandkids) in the bacteria-infected Rock Creek Park stream.

Worx for me.

[dreamland]

7. Choked on a McDonalds chicken nugget

[hlthe2b]

8. NO?!!!

--Let me at 'em!

[malaise]

9. Bwaaaaaah

😀

[calimary]

13. Poor baby.

Sorry.

[hlthe2b]

14. "He who screams most loudly, gets the immediate attention..."

--and I'm sure that little sweetie did.

[IronLionZion]

10. Saudis gave him the full Khashoggi treatment

[twodogsbarking]

11. Believing he can walk on water he attemps it in the springs of Yellowstone.

Old Faithful farts out a rancid orange gas.

[niyad]

12. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

15. Sadly, not yet...

Hope springs etrrnal...

So many great possibilities & it only takes one.

[Wicked Blue]

16. Defective AF1

Catches brainworm from RFKJr.

[republianmushroom]

17. Another day lord, don't seem that your doing your part.

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Anyway, anyhow is fine.

[bdamomma]

18. I only

wish he would.

[True Dough]

19. This guy is thinking the same way...

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