Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Fatal case of blueballs when Mike Lee stole his porn?

Lost a bet with Pete Rose and had to pay up?

Killed and dismembered in Saudi Arabia as a gesture of international goodwill?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[bdamomma]

1. McDonalds Saudi Arabian style

gave him food poisoning.

[malaise]

2. No but when he hears that

He’ll never enjoy the free rides on Grift Force One, that might just kill him.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220315163

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220314852

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

3. Participated in a sword dance while in Saudi Arabia

Ended up impaling himself on one.

[C_U_L8R]

4. Mussolini'd by hordes of pissed-off retirees.

He thought it would be an easy robbery until a walker was crammed up his ass.

[malaise]

5. Oh my!

He did not fall down the stairs as he exited the aircraft in Qatar,but he sure held on to that rail😀

[surfered]

6. Bitten by a snake while visiting a den of vipers

[Dulcinea]

22. Asps. Very dangerous.

[surfered]

23. You go first.

[58Sunliner]

7. Got lost when his bed alarm malfunctioned. Never seen again.

[hlthe2b]

8. No?! NO?! NO?!!!

[niyad]

9. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[Brainfodder]

10. Fell asleep and no one dared ever wake him?

[TBF]

11. I'm convinced it will take 3 more years -

and then that consort of his will take care of the problem. She needs to get the baby through NYU first, and then she can leave the country.

[twodogsbarking]

12. Drowned while skinny dipping with RFKjr in Shit's Creek (crick).

[Traildogbob]

20. Shits Creek!!

Perfect. There are parasitic creatures that swim up into the urethra in some heavy toxic waters. It would not hurt my feeling if he and his clan got a “mass emergence” of those swimmers making an Olympic type sprint right up his dick hole. And the treatment, the same tell they told us in the Navy if you get bull head clap on shore leave. No ivermectin or hydroxy magic pills.
Those muther swimmers eat their way out from the testicles through the dick as it rots. Sorry Sheryl!

[twodogsbarking]

21. RFKjerk is the male equivalent of MTG. They both give me the creeps and make me feel ill.

[Traildogbob]

24. Me too

My fellow dog lover. Creeps and ill, plus some rage at the total incompetence of both, just all hate and stupid. Perfect for this cult.

[hlthe2b]

25. He must have "9 lives" given his heroin use, neurocysticosis, methylmercury toxicity, penchance for eating

road kill, swimming in toxic sewage-filled lakes and streams, lying 24/7 on issues that make a difference to a lot of people, eating Trump's crappy greasy diet, and hanging around with the MAGAT crowd...

By my count that should leave maybe one left?

Oh, and I note his constantly tanned skin that looks like old shoe leather or perhaps tanning on top of some liver dysfunction (which would not surprise me). His skin seems to come from natural tanning sans sunscreen, so he may need yet another life to save him from skin cancers as well. Just saying...

[MiHale]

13. Got a McCamel burger by mistake...

And is deathly allergic to camel.

[Blue Owl]

14. All the stuff he's throwing on the wall fell at once and crushed him

[SheltieLover]

15. Sadly, not yet, but the day is still young.

Hope springs eternal...

[underpants]

16. Trump: we'll pay less on drugs so everyone else pays more. Everyone else :

[LetMyPeopleVote]

17. High cholesterol. High blood pressure. What's taking so long?

Link to tweet

[republianmushroom]

18. Lord just do it, don't care how, but, the sooner the better.

[Traildogbob]

19. I can

Not wait until your daily question is answered with Thousands of posts here in DU with a joy, the likes of which have never been seen.
But that will not be close to the end. President Miller will continue operating the next puppet in line. And that line is loaded with asshole freaks. Moses Mike, FFS. And appoint the White House female Jesus in tongue speaker as his VP to please the Christian Nationalist, especially the 2025 contributed ones. God ain’t fucking Blessin AmeriKKKa, get that shit off of our coin of the realm and out of our anthem and schools.
If Jesus shows up on that fucking bribe of a plane, turning over tables and trashing the shit, I will get to church ASAP and work my ass off for that faith.
Odds of that, less than Mavericks winning first draft pick in NBA. Just over 1 percent. But look who is picking Flagg at one! We can dream!