When Does Trump's Little Purple Book Come Out?

[MineralMan]

You know, like Mao's Little Red Book in China. Favorite sayings of Donald Trump on every page. Gospel for the Magats.

"If offered a gift, only a chump says no!"
"I never knew that person. Just a covfefe getter."'
"I don't know. I'm not a lawyer. So, I just don't know."

And so on, page after page of Trump's favorite inanities.

Everyone will carry a copy, see. Proof that you are a true Trumper.

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. Actually, I had expected it to be orange.

[MineralMan]

2. But Purple is for Kings and Gods, right?

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. That's true. Royal purple.

[Redleg]

4. With Fox News doing the work, Trump doesn't need a book of any color

Besides, books are so 20th century.

[tonkatoy8888]

5. My vote's for gold

Lots and lots of gold.

It better be an audio book. I'm not sure how many of Trump's most fervent admirers can read.

However, Trump is no William Faulkner, so there is that. Also, I'd expect any Trump book to have an abundance of pictures.





















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