Benny Thompson for the Burn!

[sheshe2]

Holy shit. Benny Thompson with the line of the day: “I’m glad you found time among your many photo ops and costume changes to testify.” Noem is going to need ointment for that burn.

Link to tweet

[mercuryblues]

1. That melted the plastic right off her face.

[sheshe2]

2. Lol!

[2MuchNoise]

5. LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

[calimary]

17. OUCH!!! That HAD TO hurt.

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And if it did, say it again, for ME!!!

[FoxNewsSucks]

26. the plastic IS her face

[leftieNanner]

35. Visions of melting faces from

Raiders of the lost ark.

Or, the wicked witch of the west ..

[spanone]

3. K&R

[Clouds Passing]

4. Ooh the fingernailing the hair back photo op. Good job, Bennie!

[Figarosmom]

6. Good one

[RJ-MacReady]

7. She is so gross

[BurnDoubt]

8. She's just doing her job. She was appointed to misdirect and distract.

In a sane world she would be "Miss Wrestling", using her pointers to indicate the winner on the bracket. I bet her lingerie is a "Wonder Woman' costume.

[BattleRow]

9. I've always wondered what kind of woman this "entity" really is.

Perhaps she forgoes lingerie altogether...what's the feminine of going "commando"?

[Ziggysmom]

10. Kim possible?

[ShazzieB]

12. I've always thought of "going commando" as a gender neutral term that can be applied to everyone!

[BattleRow]

13. Skimprobable

[aggiesal]

18. She took over 1 years budget after 3 months, then in the next 3 months she's had control over it ...

She's over spent and is about to run out in about 4 months from now, leaving her 2-3 months without any money to pay her gestapo.
So she is asking for more money. I hope they deny it, so she would have to stretch what money she has left over the next 5-6 months.
Maybe that would slow down the number of people she goes after.

[BurnDoubt]

22. Maybe she could be a bit more focused on people with criminal records instead of mothers with children and students.

Of course, the more horrible it looks, the better they like it in the cheap seats. We may not be getting Great again, but Deplorable is well within our grasp.

[Hotler]

33. Her job is meanness, cruelty and nothing more. nt

[Delmette2.0]

11. Spot on! NT

[mac56]

14. Dog gone

[leftieNanner]

36. HAH! Nt

[dchill]

15. Cue the calls for "respect!"

[IcyPeas]

16. They ought to all start their questioning off with this.

[markodochartaigh]

19. She looks like a Tiktok influencer who just saw

her dog come back to life.

[BidenRocks]

20. I am burning up my mute button.

Between Noem and Kars 4 Kids I can't hit mute fast enough!
What a tool!

[DoBW]

21. she did nazi that coming

Was so smooth, what with his binder and all

[sheshe2]

25. Duzzie!

[Arazi]

23. She was literally primping and fluffing her hair during his entire spiel

Fluffing for the cameras.

Spot on

[sheshe2]

24. That she was!

Missie Krissi, with her fake hair, fake face and makeup applied with a trowel sits in a Congressional hearing primping for the cameras.

[Rhiannon12866]

27. Kudos to Bennie Thompson! The best takedown of the day!

And her "Mar-a-Lago face" (which was on Roy Wood Jr.'s "Have I Got News For You" ) never changed expression!

[sheshe2]

28. Priceless!

Her expression is incapable of change....it's the Botox.

Give her a couple years and she will look like...

[Rhiannon12866]

29. Yikes! It looks like a circus act!

Why do they do that?! Especially the first one...

[LearnedHand]

30. Who is the one in silver?

What a horror show. The woman in the blue dress is the only one with apparently untouched beauty.

[sheshe2]

32. Don't know...

She is in a lot of photos there with that rictus grin. 😱

[Timeflyer]

31. Best episode of "Real Oligarchs Takeover of America" ever! Did she tip over the table at the end of that scene?

[boonecreek]

34. Looks like Kimberly Gargoyle on the left.

Yeesh!

[Native]

37. Delicious

[serbbral]

38. I usually like him, but that was unnecessary

Sorry.