Place your bets that the cowardly draft dodger shows up to "his" parade fully decked out

[Aviation Pro]

In an exquisitely tailored uniform, festooned with medals and devices.

And the MAGAt Brigade will not give one single fuck about Motherfucker TACO Krasnov's stolen valor.

[Renew Deal]

1. Will he go full Gaddafi?

[IronLionZion]

20. ROFL, Gaddafi actually did serve in his country's military before overthrowing their government

Trump, not so much.

[lapfog_1]

27. I immediately thought Gaddafi

or North Korean general.

[dchill]

2. I would humbly submit that he'd better not.

[riversedge]

3. No, Trump will wear his usual wrinkled ill fitting blue suit--maybe his Red hat.

[Grim Chieftain]

19. With a tie long enough to dab his little mushroom

after a presidential wee.

Sorry, I couldn't help it.

[blue_jay]

21. Or maybe the white one, he does think he's God or the real pope...

[PatSeg]

47. He might wear a pressed suit for such a special occasion,

BUT it will still be ill fitting and his tie will reach his crotch.

[Walleye]

4. General waste more land

[MorbidButterflyTat]

5. He'll probably show up

in his usual wrinkled and rumpled ugly blue suit decorated with military insignias, ribbons, and someone else's Purple Heart.

He is a brainless, narcissistic simp and I despise him.

[SheilaAnn]

8. This parade starts at 6:30 and lasts an hour, so they say. It's dinner time, no/a few watchers to this travesty.

[MorbidButterflyTat]

12. Seriously?!

All this hoopla for a crummy hour? What a colossal waste just for a demented colossal ego.

[PatSeg]

50. Ah, but he'll have the videos

that he can play endlessly to keep him company at night. He is living his bizarre, demented dream.

[homegirl]

55. The danger is

his depends FAIL AFTER AN HOUR!

[SheilaAnn]

63. I'm going to watch the Mass earlier in the day, I'll be all tuckered out. Plus, the media will be showing this crap for

days.

[sdfernando]

28. Well in all fariness....

his TACOness can't stay awake for more then 1 hour...besides, he has got to get back to the gilded office to sign more orders to deport brown people!

[ultralite001]

40. No f*ing way Krasnov is standing in review...

for a whole hour...

Not happening...

[Deuxcents]

62. Especially after 18 holes of golf

[ultralite001]

65. 🤣🤣🤣

TIA...

[allegorical oracle]

53. Read that he never won a medal in that military school he attended, but borrowed one to

wear for his graduation photo. So he is aware of the pomp of medal decor.

[MineralMan]

6. Kim Don Dong - in full uniform with a chest full of medals.

I can see it now:

[YoshidaYui]

51. That's probably about right

Trump =Baka Yaro

[Nigrum Cattus]

54. That's what he wears during "personal" time

[Johonny]

7. Unfortunately he will probably wear the same suit

He has worn for two decades. It's a reality show and that blue suit is his brand. Trump hasn't tried something new since he banged Stormy Daniels.

[brush]

9. If he does, the full dictatorship is on.

No more denials, and we take to the streets.

[johnnyfins]

13. uh. The dictaorship IS on

He doesnt need a stupid costume to confirm it. We should be verifying that all of the weaponry for the parade will leave D.C. when it is over. Also, all of the soldiers marching should be in dress unis.

[brush]

16. We're not quite there yet as the courts, even some trump appointed judges...

are the only thing holding up trump's lawlessness. We're at cliff's edge though.

[ultralite001]

37. The costume + Krasnov wearing it...

will be the official declaration...

[jmowreader]

41. What do you have against the soldiers?

It's bad enough they actually have to march in a parade on a day they're normally off. Marching in Army Green Service Uniforms would really suck.

Another issue is that most soldiers currently serving can't march in greens because they don't have the right footgear. In the old days if you needed to march in greens you wore combat boots with them - low quarters will damage your feet if you march very far, like if you were in a parade. The boots soldiers wear these days are made of tan suede leather and are too ugly to wear with a dress uniform. The 82d Airborne and 101st Airborne have the right boots because those two divisions have always worn jump boots with greens but the rest of the Army is not so equipped.

[MiHale]

26. It's already here...

No denying it.

[brush]

30. No quite, but we're on cliff's edge. The only thing saving us are some judges, some appointed by trump himself.

[MiHale]

32. Ahh, yes the accountability is so apparent...

/s…

Slap on the pinkie …keep on dictatoring.

[brush]

44. Whaddya want? I said it's close but not quite. Even the judicial system forced them to bring back Abrego Garcia.

The next few days/weeks and that damn trump parade, the convict's tariffs, rising prices and recession will tell if we go over the cliff or not.

[Disaffected]

10. My magic 8-ball sez

"Not likely".

[malaise]

11. I won't rule this out

Rec

[MorbidButterflyTat]

14. It's so funny you added that pic

of the fat fetid felon falling!

[malaise]

18. Couldn't resist

Stole it from dalton this morning😀

[wnylib]

15. Of course he'll be in a uniform. Standard fashion wear for dictators.

I'm more concerned about what he'll say than what he'll wear. I expect him to announce a "national security emergency" due to the protests in LA and use that a an excuse to declare martial law.

[Vinca]

17. OMG - that never occurred to me. It'll be Idi Amin/Papa Doc/Gaddafi come to life again.

[DinahMoeHum]

22. Nah, ain't gonna happen.

However, one would do well to Google "October 6, 1981" to learn what happened to another head of state when he had a parade.

[MiHale]

29. Hope history repeats...

It would free up Orrex’s morning and bottles of the bubbly stuff would be opened.

[DinahMoeHum]

34. . . .or at least rhymes. . .

[otchmoson]

23. My hope . . .

Is that there will be lots of BigBird-costumed (chickens) in the crowd, holding large cardboard TACOs. When he looks out of the masses of millions--the largest crowd ever in history to celebrate a birthday--he cannot overlook the chickens and the tacos.

[LogDog75]

24. No, he won't

He wears only his clothing line and they don't make military uniforms because they hate our military.

[ultralite001]

35. I'll take "What will Krasnov wear to his "Guilty Pleasure Parade?" for $1000, Alex...

Krasnov has had that "uniform" hanging in his closet since his first term...

Probably in a WIDE range of sizes to fatter his changing physique... accommodate his Depends + choice of bullet-proof underclothing...

Krasnov may even have more than one uniform style + color, seeing how he admires so many dictators, past + present, + their fashion sense
has differed radically from his sad, saggy, baggy blue suits.

He probably has quite a collection of sashes + braids, medals + other devices... He probably has a complete set of ribbons from which he'll select
because he likes the colors + textures, not because they mean anything...

He's probably gotten a new pair of elevated boots -- 'cuz of his need to feel tall... He'd probably carry a hat because there's no way he's
gonna disturb his carefully washed + starched locks... Perhaps he has had a special MAGA hat crafted festooned w/ gold...

Golly, does Krasnov get to carry a sword???

[Grokenstein]

25. Nah. He probably can't even find that Purple Heart that sucker gave him.

...assuming he didn't immediately hock the medal for some preposterous price.

But yeah, 50/50 he'll declare himself President For Life.

EDIT: Back in the idiot's first term, someone produced a gloriously-detailed painting of dim donnie holding a military parade, full of tanks with dick turrets and lots of stormtroopers. I thought I'd saved it, but now I can't find it. Google Image search doesn't help, I can't narrow the results enough now. If anyone can help me find it online, I'd be grateful.

[Norrrm]

49. Coward Bone Spurs::: I always wanted to get a Purple Heart. This was much easier.

[Maru Kitteh]

31. I'll bet my house he doesn't, and I love my house.

He has no desire to be one of them, meaning the military. He is a small boy, playing Army with little plastic soldiers in the backyard.

[Norrrm]

33. Trump does not want to salute the military. He wants the world to see the military salute him.

Trump does not want to salute the military.
He wants the world to see the military salute him.

[Maru Kitteh]

39. I don't think Melanoma would be in his dream. 14-yo Ivanka maybe. nt

[democrank]

46. Truth

Remember….”Sir” is the word so many people use when addressing Trump. According to Trump.

[Old Crank]

36. Special medals made for TACO?

Bone Spur survival?
No VD during Nam?
Haven't paid legal judgements?

[Norrrm]

43. Trump actually earned some 'medals' in his military school.

[allegorical oracle]

56. That's not what I read (my post is above). One of his fellow students said he

borrowed that medal for his school photo.

[Norrrm]

60. That would be shocking news, eh?

Trump doing something unethical or dishonest.

One would think Donald would mooch a better medal.

[rurallib]

38. Maybe Putin has one he can loan Trump

from a general who made a sudden descent earth from a 13th story window.

[sop]

42. My money's on this getup...

This is the closest Trump ever got to wearing a military uniform...he's eaten too many hamberders to wear it now.

[jmowreader]

45. I'm going to assume his handlers would stop him from doing that

What would be entertaining is if he gets heat stroke on Saturday because he wore a suit to the parade and it was over 100°F that day.

[red dog 1]

48. TACO Trump, Cadet Bonespurs, Vonshitzinpantz,

[Is he dead yet?]

[Bev54]

52. Well being that I am not American and certainly will not watch one minute of it,

he can turn up in his stars and stripes speedo and salute the troops to the song YMCA, don't give one shit about his stupid antics.

[HeartsCanHope]

57. Well I'm hoping for a torrential rain storm directly over DonOld!

One of those weird spot showers that doesn't bother anyone else but him!

[Noodleboy13]

58. I woke up from my coma in the morning, but it weren't yesterday morning. I aint taking no sucker bets.

Of course he'll be sporting his dicktater wannabe finest.

[bigtime]

59. Appearing in military uniform

Is the only box on the facist dictator checklist he has not yet checked off

[jls4561]

61. Idi Amin in orange face.

[tanyev]

64. "I hereby demand that every soldier salute my French Fry Certification Pin!"

Link to tweet

[Retrograde]

66. Exquisitely tailored?

Whatever he wears, it will NOT be exquisitely tailored.