Pampy giving a surprise Oval Office presser in his hat/bad hair, no tie.

[Maru Kitteh]

Good god in butter - the wheels are on fire.

Oh Pampy. You can’t hold your arms over your head anymore to style your hair, can you? That’s why we got the dopey CCP-made hat 85% of the time now. You look just as stupid as you think you do, and no tie in the Oval office? You look like a used car guy on a “golf” vacation that’s going to mostly involve being a skeev by the pool and very little hygiene.

[Walleye]

1. He's lying. Somebody please ask him why he didn't go out on patrol last night like he said he would fucking chicken.

He’s so damn boring. He does the same thing over and over and never says anything original

[Maru Kitteh]

2. Wha? I missed something! What was he going to be out of control about?

So much to catch back up on after a stretch at work.

[Walleye]

3. Out on patrol, I'm sorry I should proofread better, fixing it

God he looks terrible. If he was a member of my family I’d be very worried. Of course nobody in his family cares about him.

[Ping Tung]

4. Maybe his beautician was busy working on someone with more than 30 hairs. (Excluding nostril hair).

[Maru Kitteh]

5. He famously did the onion do himself. His health is crap now and

as an RN who works with the older elderly on the regular, his sudden inability to perform this task of daily living is a flag.

[Ping Tung]

7. .....vanity vanity all is vanity, Ecclesiastes 1

As an alleged Christian, (I'm not) Donnie should read his bible occasionally. .

This part will sadden any egotist

Ecclesiastes 1

The Vanity of Life

1 The words of the Preacher, the son of David, king in Jerusalem.

2 “Vanity of vanities,” says the Preacher;

3 What t profit has a man from all his labor
In which he toils under the sun?

4 One generation passes away, and another generation comes;
But the earth abides forever.

5 The sun also rises, and the sun goes down,
And hastens to the place where it arose.

6 The wind goes toward the south,
And turns around to the north;
The wind whirls about continually,
And comes again on its circuit.

7 All the rivers run into the sea,
Yet the sea is not full; To the place from which the rivers come,
There they return again.

8 All things are full of labor;
Man cannot express it.
The eye is not satisfied with seeing,
Nor the ear filled with hearing.

9 That which has been is what will be,
That which is done is what will be done,
And there is nothing new under the sun.

10 Is there anything of which it may be said,
“See, this is new”?
It has already been in ancient times before us.

11 There is no remembrance of former things,
Nor will there be any remembrance of things that are to come
By those who will come after

[Maru Kitteh]

10. So, I'm picking up ol' Dave suffered from some depression?

Sounds like it.

[Botany]

8. I had some surgery on my right foot last winter and I had a home care R.N.s come to my house...

.. to change my dressings and 2 or 3 of them independently all told me the same thing
that with their patients who were in severe mental and physical decline that Donny had
the exact same symptoms they saw with their clients. Working to regain or keep balance,
the shuffling of his feet, and searching for the right words or his inability to answer cognitively
the conversation that was undoing.

[MorbidButterflyTat]

9. .

[ratchiweenie]

6. What's with the no tie thing. He didn't have a tie so they all took theirs off? His color was dirty so he couldn't

put on a tie so they all took theirs off? God these guys are like a bunch of 13 year olds in their local clubhouse.

[Maru Kitteh]

11. I dunnno. He looks like he didn't sleep much. He seemed absolutely FRANTIC

to deflect attention. Dragging out a photo of Putin? REALLY? Even CNN and MSNBC didn’t fall for it.