"I look extremely good in shorts."

[babylonsister]

https://politicalwire.com/2025/08/22/quote-of-the-day-4252/

Quote of the Day
August 22, 2025 at 3:05 pm EDT By Taegan Goddard

“I look extremely good in shorts.”

— President Trump, quoted by USA Today.

[Walleye]

1. Boxers or briefs. Let's see him in shorts. I don't think it'll happen.

[Codifer]

24. Depends

[sop]

53. Trump's ill-fitting suits hide the diapers, shorts don't.

[Walleye]

63. 😆

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. Thunder thighs said that about himself?

Guess he likes showing off his cankles.

[The Wizard]

3. In a distorted

amusement park mirror on a rainy day.

[Marie Marie]

4. Been looking in his "Magic Mirror" again. Come on Gavin - nail him on this ridiculous comment.

[EarthFirst]

5. Depends

[Ping Tung]

6. He'd look a helluva lot better behind bars.

Somehow I can't imagine Melania and others swooning over Don's butt no matter what he wears to cover it.

[WestMichRad]

34. And even better in a casket.

[Conjuay]

49. Yes - vertical stripes are ALWAYS flattering. NT

[Emile]

7. I bet he has the cutest ankles you ever seen.

[tavernier]

8. There is a picture of him playing tennis in shorts.

I can’t find it now, but he has the biggest butt in the world.

[CTyankee]

12. I'd like to see Gavin in tennis gear! That would be a very nice photo indeed!

[niyad]

14. I remember that image. . .more specifically, I CANNOT wipe it from my mind,

no matter what I do! White shorts! Reminded me of a very old comment about someone's designer being Omar the Tentmaker, and also about the 5x5 piece. .5 yards of fabric, 5 spools of thread.

[Buns_of_Fire]

16. The one with his mammoth ass and visible panty lines?

(Thanks for that description, Cher. I guess.)

[LoisB]

39. Oh, Good Lord! What a sight to behold.

[misanthrope]

43. Those aren't panties

He is wearing a jock strap.

[3Hotdogs]

50. Whitey-tighties.

Maybe Depends? That would make more sense.

[2MuchNoise]

51. Ugh, barf, blech!

[niyad]

57. That's the one. . Thank you. I didn't really need to eat tonight anyway.

[Polybius]

68. And that was from 2000 when he was 54!

Imagine now?

[Hope22]

77. The crime of Gis-layin'

Teaching young girls how to tickle and please that makes me physically ill!

[Wiz Imp]

18. I apologize in advance

[WestMichRad]

35. Eye bleach, stat!!

[niyad]

58. Apology accepted. At least I did not scare my kitty this time.

[Katnip.]

80. Yes.

I remember that pic. He's diapered and his posterior resembles the broadside of a barn. No disrespect to barns.

[2MuchNoise]

9. Maybe. If he puts them on over his head.

[democrank]

10. Trump doesn't look good in anything

especially his American flag pin.

[efhmc]

11. He just keeps blathering on about himself, doesn't he?

[Blue Full Moon]

13. Newsom pics starting to get at him?

[Conjuay]

82. My money's on the Sumo Wrestler!

Just kiddin'

[MorbidButterflyTat]

87. OMG

[senseandsensibility]

15. So he just blurted this out at today's presser?

I MEAN EVEN FOR HIM....

[Rebl2]

17. 🤮

[Chellee]

19. The real question is,

why did a "reporter" ask him if he was going to participate in the World Cup?

Because seriously, he's 79 years old, was never a professional athlete, and currently has the athletic prowess, physic, and coloring of a cantaloupe. Who are these reporters with their nonsensical, bullshit questions?

You have an opportunity to question the President. War? Plague? Epstein?

No.

"Good golly, sir, will you be thrilling us all with a display of your exquisite manliness by showing up those much less virile, so-called, professional athletes by winning the World Cup all by yourself?" (Little bit of drool falls from their trembling lip)

[Raven123]

30. Reverse psychology?

Maybe if they ask him irrelevant question, he will avoid answering it by accidentally saying something that is actually relevant to the topics you mentioned.



Ok, I don’t buy it either.

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. I'm happy to see you didn't resort to hyperbole

in your analysis of a reporter's question.

[misanthrope]

45. Because they curate the reporter pool

You don't recall the news from a few months back about how they were winnowing out access for more legit news in favor of right-wing podcasters and boutique news services?

[Wednesdays]

73. This. nt

[ToxMarz]

20. How do Magats put on their shorts?

One cankle at a time.

[calimary]

21. To whom?

(Besides himself.)

[Joinfortmill]

22. Ugh. Puke.

[paleotn]

23. No, you look like shit. No matter what you wear, jackass, you look like warmed over shit.

[kairos12]

25. He would look

like one of those Pillsbury dough canisters spilling out.

[MorbidButterflyTat]

88. !

[mountain grammy]

26. He'll look good in a casket..

[llmart]

27. The best comment at the link is this...

"He’d look absolutely gorgeous in a fucking pine box."

[StarryNite]

28. He's delusional. Get the net.

[Fritz Walter]

29. Could this be a misprint?

Definition for “shart”: To defecate slightly while passing intestinal gas.

[maspaha]

31. I'm feeling a little nauseous

[progressoid]

32. Que the mushroom jokes.

[twodogsbarking]

36. He would look great in a coffin, or urn, he can choose. I can be flexible.

[niyad]

60. I remember an article some time back about crematoriums

and casket makers having a hard time because people are getting larger and larger.

[twodogsbarking]

62. We're gonna need a bigger oven.

[niyad]

64. Yes!!!

[Oeditpus Rex]

37. Well, if he thinks

not being able to pull them past his ankles is "extremely good"...

Seriously -- what sort of 79-year-old "man" says things like this? Was he speaking to 14-year-old girls?

[niyad]

59. ughhhhh, skin-crawling time!

[MuseRider]

38. I saw your headline and hoped to god

it was not what I thought it was. This is all so serious but I cannot help myself when I see that ugly, clownish, porky, fat man dressed in any way, but these other ways he says he looks good in just makes me wonder how on earth he cannot know how freakishly un good he looks in everything.

To have even twice that ego.....

[BlueTsunami2018]

40. He's obviously joking.

We have much bigger fish to fry. Much bigger.

[crazylikafox]

44. Not possibly joking.

The man has zero sense of humor

[BlueTsunami2018]

46. Nah, he's joking.

You can tell when he’s fucking around. This is one of those times.

[LoisB]

41. Are there any mirrors at Mar-a-Lardo?

[Emile]

42. I have this picture of him wearing shorts.

[Cha]

48. That's Priceless.

[GoodRaisin]

75. Unsee

[Cha]

47. PROVE IT ASSHOLE.

[SheltieLover]

52. ...

[FakeNoose]

54. OK ... if he said this about 60 years ago ... it might have been true THEN ...

[Figarosmom]

55. Good to whom?

Is this part of his presser?

[UpInArms]

56. If the nasty thing looked this bad in 2020

I certainly do want to see it now

[Maru Kitteh]

65. Gotta be more than 5 years ago. He's not been physically capable of that for a while

[UpInArms]

66. was from 2000

25 years ago

[mcar]

61. ...

[electric_blue68]

67. GAH! GAK! and scrolled down very fast w eyes mostly closed to Avoid the Visuals so I could post my Vehement ...

Objection to His Opinion!
B L A R G H ! ! !
B L A R G H ! ! !
B L A R G H ! ! !

[2MuchNoise]

69. Me too. I don't want that image in my head.

[electric_blue68]

70. Absolutely!

[2MuchNoise]

71. Eww, imagine that THING plopping down next to you in bed.

I just made MYSELF sick. Forget I mentioned it.

[pecosbob]

72. I vaguely recall a political movement that violently opposed the wearing of short pants...

...it ended badly for all involved.

[EnergizedLib]

74. He would look even better in an orange jumpsuit or coffin

[tblue37]

76. Here is a picture of him in shorts playing tennis:

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1502928457.4017/st,small,507x507-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.jpg

[CousinIT]

79. He'd look better six feet under. n/t

[GreenWave]

81. And here they are...

[yellowcanine]

83. For sure, shorts make his cankles stand out.

Maybe he could get MAGA tattoos on them.

[Joinfortmill]

84. Gag

[struggle4progress]

85. Alex Jones notices president's ankles, predicts health crisis

Madeline Sherratt
Thursday 21 August 2025 09:36 EDT

Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones believes that Trump is in a “health crisis” after examining the president’s ankles, adding that it looks as though he is about to “collapse.”

“It shows, and I get it, the fear that he’s getting sick – who knows what’s going on. His ankles are giant,” Jones said during an Infowars video released Wednesday ...

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/alex-jones-trump-health-crisis-b2811741.html

[Vinca]

86. To Stevie Wonder . . . maybe.

[MorbidButterflyTat]

89. This thread is my happy place today