New name for Mike Johnson should be

[bluestarone]

JUDAS! Iscariot. ( the apostle that betrayed Christ) I'm thinking THAT would get to his head!!

[GreenWave]

1. Mike orangeman diaper rash Johnson,

[cloudbase]

2. The Louisiana Wanker

[bluestarone]

3. Just saying that i'm 100% sure he's a religious person. the name

Judas would mean more to him BECAUSE of his religion. Doesn't seem like much to us, BUT it would tear a hole in his heart. (my thoughts ofcourse)

[allegorical oracle]

10. He believes the Earth is only 6,000 years old (archaeology be damned).

Not sure he recognizes Judas, anymore, because Mikey has sold his soul to politics and djt.

[flvegan]

4. He's not a Christian.

By definition, spirit, act or belief. He won't care what anyone calls him in that regard. "Christianity" is all an act to these people. ALL of them. It's the WWE of religion.

[bluestarone]

5. I agree with, "he's not a christian" but you see

HE thinks he is. Judas should be shouted out at every news cast. it WILL get to him!

[Paladin]

6. "trump receptacle" covers it, for me... (nt)

[Jacson6]

7. Somebody with graphic AI expertise could make this into a funny video about Mikey.

[republianmushroom]

8. To get into little mikeys head

one must would have to go through trumps colon.

[MineralMan]

9. I Like Descriptive Names - So I Call Him Micro Johnson.