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lastlib

(27,640 posts)
Fri Dec 26, 2025, 02:53 PM Dec 26

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Someone proposed a pool for predicting the date The Felon/Rapist/Traitor buys the Big Ticket (i.e., dies). So here it is! Make your prediction as to the exact date he goes to meet Satan. I will volunteer to keep track of the predictions, and we can maybe award a prize to whomever picks the right date, or gets closest. Who's in??

He's 79 now, would turn 80 on June 14 (besmirching our Flag Day, like the cretin he is...). I predict he won't make it. I'll pick May 27th.

Post your prediction below!

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Join The Pool: (Original Post) lastlib Dec 26 OP
I am going to take January 2, 2026 yellow dahlia Dec 26 #1
I'll predict my birthday; July10 this year. What a great summer it would be! SheilaAnn Dec 26 #2
Good choice, SheilaAnn! lastlib Dec 26 #5
Got it, dahlia! lastlib Dec 26 #3
This message was self-deleted by its author kcoates Dec 30 #33
April 30, 2026 Thunderbeast Dec 26 #4
Roger, Thunderbeast! lastlib Dec 26 #7
. lastlib Jan 2 #65
April 1, 2026 QED Dec 26 #6
you're down for April Fool's day! lastlib Dec 26 #8
May Day canetoad Dec 26 #9
I predict he will die in late January, nocoincidences Dec 26 #10
I don't think it can be kept secret for more than ten minutes...... lastlib Dec 26 #11
Epsteins birthday. Prairie_Seagull Dec 26 #12
This message was self-deleted by its author lastlib Dec 26 #13
If you want poetic justice, let him drop dead on Jan. 6th! lastlib Dec 27 #16
He won't make 80 malaise Dec 26 #14
I didn't know that. 🤞 Plus his diet is pretty much worse! electric_blue68 Dec 27 #17
I vote for every day. Orrex Dec 26 #15
august 13, 2026 5;45 a.m onethatcares Dec 27 #18
kick for visibility. lastlib Dec 28 #19
I don't know. Unless it's 10 seconds from now, it's too far in the future. Vinca Dec 28 #20
I've had February 2nd 2026....in another deadpool, I'll keep it.... MiHale Dec 30 #21
Nice choice! lastlib Dec 30 #26
👍 MiHale Dec 30 #48
May 25th, 2026 Ol Janx Spirit Dec 30 #22
got it! lastlib Dec 30 #25
Can you place bets of when he may expire? JPK Dec 30 #23
it wouldn't surprise me. lastlib Dec 30 #24
I was wondering when someone would come up with a dead pool. Ocelot II Dec 30 #27
got it! lastlib Dec 30 #38
April 17th ZDU Dec 30 #28
Interesting choice! lastlib Dec 30 #39
A lot of us old folks die during the winter. I'll go with Feb. 15. HappyH Dec 30 #29
During DU Hearts week! lastlib Dec 30 #40
It's my birthday too and a nice gift suggestion. HappyH Dec 30 #46
. lastlib Dec 30 #47
February 17 malaise Jan 2 #63
July 4, 2026 Betty Boom Dec 30 #30
That would be sweet! lastlib Dec 30 #41
Less than 24 hours after we have definitive he raped an under age girl. Chasstev365 Dec 30 #31
February 13 2026 Blue Full Moon Dec 30 #32
LUCKY Friday the 13th! Love it! Totally Tunsie Dec 30 #57
Goodbye kcoates Dec 30 #34
That would be SWEET KARMA!!! lastlib Dec 30 #42
I've won before with 56, so I'm going with May 6, 2026 TBF Dec 30 #35
you're in! lastlib Dec 30 #43
February 1. piddyprints Dec 30 #36
I like it! Two reasons to celebrate! lastlib Dec 30 #44
January 13, 2026. I'm an optimist, and hope we don't have to wait long. NNadir Dec 30 #37
I like your optimism! lastlib Dec 30 #45
Tomorrow night. Efilroft Sul Dec 30 #49
I'll need two bottles of champagne. NNadir Dec 30 #50
OK, but one problem with it: lastlib Dec 30 #54
Well, crap. Efilroft Sul Jan 1 #59
2/3/26 bucolic_frolic Dec 30 #51
Join the Pool. Dave Bowman Dec 30 #52
Much too late, but Friday, Feb 13, 2026 usonian Dec 30 #53
I learn stuff all the time on this site! lastlib Dec 30 #55
Exactly Blue Full Moon Jan 1 #60
Going to say June 30th, 2026. Xolodno Dec 30 #56
It gives me no joy to suggest he will NOT die in office Stinky The Clown Dec 31 #58
Cinco de Mayo Blue Dotty Jan 2 #61
That would be karmic! lastlib Jan 2 #62
The IDES of March Conjuay Jan 2 #64
Let's give this another kick: lastlib Yesterday #66

Response to yellow dahlia (Reply #1)

lastlib

(27,640 posts)
65. .
Fri Jan 2, 2026, 03:17 PM
Jan 2

Adolph is undoubtedly pleased with his protege's achievements. As is Vladdy.

I've got you down!

nocoincidences

(2,467 posts)
10. I predict he will die in late January,
Fri Dec 26, 2025, 09:16 PM
Dec 26

but we will not be told til February.

Nothing logical here, just intuition.

lastlib

(27,640 posts)
11. I don't think it can be kept secret for more than ten minutes......
Fri Dec 26, 2025, 09:25 PM
Dec 26

If you want in the pool, we need a definite date.

Response to Prairie_Seagull (Reply #12)

MiHale

(12,674 posts)
21. I've had February 2nd 2026....in another deadpool, I'll keep it....
Tue Dec 30, 2025, 02:32 PM
Dec 30

Theme is Groundhogs Day…can’t do this again!

JPK

(938 posts)
23. Can you place bets of when he may expire?
Tue Dec 30, 2025, 04:19 PM
Dec 30

I'm sure there has to be a line in Vegas on the subject. I wonder what the odds makers think.

Ocelot II

(129,396 posts)
27. I was wondering when someone would come up with a dead pool.
Tue Dec 30, 2025, 05:28 PM
Dec 30

Betcha there are a lot of these going on, where people are actually buying into the pool. Somebody might make some big bucks.

I'll go with June 11, no particular reason.

Betty Boom

(395 posts)
30. July 4, 2026
Tue Dec 30, 2025, 05:30 PM
Dec 30

Then we will always have two reasons to celebrate that date with fireworks. Forever.

TBF

(35,814 posts)
35. I've won before with 56, so I'm going with May 6, 2026
Tue Dec 30, 2025, 05:43 PM
Dec 30

but I hope it's sooner. He is not a good human.

lastlib

(27,640 posts)
43. you're in!
Tue Dec 30, 2025, 06:32 PM
Dec 30

For the same reason you're projecting, I hope you're wrong too!

I wish you luck! (Should I say "bad luck"?)

lastlib

(27,640 posts)
45. I like your optimism!
Tue Dec 30, 2025, 06:35 PM
Dec 30

you're on the board!

Glad to have a smart guy like you on board!

lastlib

(27,640 posts)
54. OK, but one problem with it:
Tue Dec 30, 2025, 09:05 PM
Dec 30

When the fireworks go off, how will people know what event we're celebrating??

But I'll take it anyway!

usonian

(23,733 posts)
53. Much too late, but Friday, Feb 13, 2026
Tue Dec 30, 2025, 09:01 PM
Dec 30

Friday the 13th., and
The commencement of Satanic Lupercalia.

Lupercalia, Satanic Valentine’s Day
Feb 13-15
Sex and Lust Celebration


(I looked it up.)
It also coincides with the "Saint Valentine's Day Massacre" courtesy of earlier mobsters in Chicago.

In a highly serious vein, I suggest that the day be designated on of protection of children from sexual predators, and for their proper welfare throughout the entire world, regardless of any "children's day" that may exist. It is obviously ignored when predators run free.

It should be named "Trump Epstein day for the eradication of sexual predators and the promotion of happy and healthy childhood throughout the world"

Xolodno

(7,317 posts)
56. Going to say June 30th, 2026.
Tue Dec 30, 2025, 11:45 PM
Dec 30

By that time it will be clear the economy is not doing well and his tariffs are not working. Plus I'm going to bet his ballroom will be behind schedule. He'll be screaming at everyone by then as he never takes responsibility. Plus the early polls for the mid terms will be even more awful.

lastlib

(27,640 posts)
62. That would be karmic!
Fri Jan 2, 2026, 08:34 AM
Jan 2

let's hope! You're on the list!

(I really like your name! (are you a "pale" blue dotty? )

Conjuay

(2,931 posts)
64. The IDES of March
Fri Jan 2, 2026, 08:41 AM
Jan 2

AND a second contest

-Best Obituary-

I mean he writes such GREAT ones, we should return the favor!

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