Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Embolisms in both hands from his dual-infusion protocol?

Checkmated in 3-Dementia chess?

Anaphylactic shock when called upon to do something--anything--nice for the holidays?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[niyad]

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

5. 2 more days after today left to this year...

Slob had better hurry to compete in the bigliest party of the year!

[surfered]

9. 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾New Years Eve would be epic!

[SheltieLover]

20. Absolutely!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[dem4decades]

26. Mine too, maybe I'll go up to costco and buy some fireworks.

Can't be too prepared for the big event.

[hlthe2b]

2. "Ohhh, is he STILL around?"

sigh...

[MustLoveBeagles]

10. Cute meme

🥳🎉

[SheltieLover]

3. Got permanently lost in a weave of a concept of a plan?

Slipped into his swamp & eaten by alligators?

Don't lose hope, my friends, there are still 2 days left after today for the fortunate event to occur in 2025!

[dalton99a]

4. Hurry up. Only 3 more days to make the list of Famous Celebrities Who Died In 2025

[RandomNumbers]

6. Or, he could be FIRST in 2026

(how about that, TSF? You would LOVE being FIRST, wouldn't you?)

[SheltieLover]

7. That would work well, too!

[ShazzieB]

24. That would be a great way to start the new year!

[RandomNumbers]

29. Absolutely!!

It would be the HAPPIEST of New Years!!!

[murielm99]

8. From time to time I wear a pin

that asks, "Is he dead yet?" I get comments, negative and positive. Never once has anyone asked me whose death is being anticipated.

[surfered]

11. After being pressured to accept Putin's terms, Zelenskyy lost it and throttled Trump in the Mar-a-Lago Ballroom

Whereupon the Nobel Committee awarded Zelenskyy their Peace Prize for his service to all mankind.

[niyad]

12. LOVE IT!!!

[SheltieLover]

21. Perfect!

[gixxerlee]

13. I hope not

Honestly, I hope he stays alive, lucid, coherent till after the mid seasons election. If anything happens to him now, Vance would take over. Johnson would be the new V.P. Hopefully a year from now, we'll get a newly elected Democratic majority in the House with a new Democratic Speaker. Then, trump can do whatever.

[Orrex]

16. Trump can already "do whatever." He does it every day

Vance doesn't have the KKKult backing that Trump commands, and VP Johnson will be every bit as flaccid as Speaker Johnson.

Trump is a cancer inflicting as much damage as possible as fast as he can. Even if he's a figurehead for the real power, he's the figurehead that his fuckhead KKKultists worship. The sooner he fucking dies, the better.

The rest can follow.

[SheltieLover]

22. Cults do not transfer allegiance

So couch fucker is pretty much a moot point.

[ShazzieB]

25. Very true!

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He also has all the charisma of one of the hairballs my cat hacks up, so there's no chance of him charming anyone into supporting him.

[SheltieLover]

27. Exactly!

[Orrex]

30. The only way I could see it happening...

would be for Felon47 to formally declare Vance his spiritual successor, and I can't see Rapist47's raging narcissism ever allowing that.

[SheltieLover]

33. I don't think that would even do it. Let's face it, couch fucker has the personality of a pile of shit.

[Orrex]

35. But he's apparently poling very well with opportunistic grieving widows

That's how you spell "poling," right?

[SheltieLover]

36. Barf

It's polling.

[Orrex]

37. Not in this case, I fear.

[2naSalit]

19. VP...

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Takes on role of president, they chose a new VP. Speaker only takes on the role of president should the VP die before or immediately following taking the oath.

Vance has to die, basically, in order for moses mike grindr johnson to move into the Oval Office.

[ShazzieB]

28. Yes, and I for one am grateful for that.

Why? Because Moses Mike is a fanatical Christian dominionist who would be much more dangerous in the oval office than Vance.

Without Schlump bossing him around, his spine would grow back, and he would immediately apply himself to making every item in Project 2025 a reality. No. Thank. You.

[Rstrstx]

34. The VP slot remains vacant until confirmed by both houses of Congress

JD would nominate someone who would then have to be approved by a majority of both the House and Senate.

[Joinfortmill]

14. TickTock and another day closer.

[Wicked Blue]

15. According to Nostradamus he could be hit by lightning

In the 26th verse of Century I, Nostradamus writes "The great man will be struck down in the day by a thunderbolt".

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/savingandinvesting/nostradamus-predicts-major-celebrity-will-be-struck-down-by-lightning-in-2026/ar-AA1T9yHK

One can but hope.

[MiHale]

17. Barron went bananas...

[malaise]

18. No but

The name changes have begun
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220895375

[LetMyPeopleVote]

23. I cannot wait until our long national nightmare is over

[SWBTATTReg]

31. Maybe he is already dead. I personally think he's one of the Walking Dead that we have all seen in movies, on TV, etc.

Even some of the Walking Dead are more alive than tRUMP is.

[Blue Owl]

32. Fell into a giant bucket of chum right before shark feeding time