For the morbidly curious: MELANIA - Official Trailer

[demmiblue]

[ihaveaquestion]

1. Fuck Her!

[Morbius]

9. Not on my worst day. n/t

[viva la]

2. I can't imagine how tedious this is going to be.

The trailer tries very hard to make her seem exotic and mysterious. That shot of her high heel emerging from the limo was hilarious... you know, like she's a SPY or something, rather than an aging minor-model whose opacity is a result of her vapidity.

[dflprincess]

16. I thought the high heeled boot coming out of the limo implied a dominatrix making a house call

That kind of movie would be right up her alley.

[viva la]

18. She does have that Madame Brutal persona.

[newdeal2]

3. "FIFA will give her an Oscar" - the YT comments did not disappoint

[vapor2]

4. Made me vomit

What the fuck has she done that is worthwhile?

[Haggard Celine]

5. Looks hilarious!

Natasha Goes To Washington

[GoCubsGo]

15. This is the proper response that kind of garbage.

Laughter and mockery. It deserves nothing else.

[nuxvomica]

6. Reminds me of Shakespeare

Specifically, just the title of "Much Ado About Nothing".

[YoshidaYui]

7. OMG, THEY are trying to out do MICHELLE OBAMA

FAIL!

[TBF]

8. If I click on that they'll keep throwing it back up on my screen

to look at whenever I pull up you tube! Not going to risk it.

[rayray56]

10. Hooker

From the whorehouse to the White House…

[ZDU]

11. Ho

https://m.

[Initech]

12. I wouldn't watch that shit if you paid me!

Literally a propaganda puff piece.

[chouchou]

13. I do have to say something about Melania. The day that Donald dies, she'll say....

....Oh...ah..What's for supper?

[Hugin]

14. No Thanks! I happened on the trailer in the wild as I was desperately flipping channels.

My immediate impression was that it was somewhere between an inane AI-esqe fragrance ad and Tucker Carlson’s infamous Lactaid commercial “Prometheus” mashup. Except that actually had a point, sort of. By acting as a PSA for the perils of untanned scrotums.

When the full movie is screened, you may cut and paste the above and reuse it as my review of that.

[msongs]

17. does it show her soft porn and nudie pics? or any scheme to find a billionaire sugar daddy

[Kid Berwyn]

19. Produced by Jeffrey Epstein

Boffo box office in Pyongyang.