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Orrex

(66,684 posts) Mon Jan 5, 2026, 09:43 AM Monday

Is he dead yet?

Tormented to death by images of foreign leaders mocking his pathetic "dancing?"

Stroked out from stress of illegally conquering a foreign nation?

Coronary from stress of destroying his own nation?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Monday OP

The evil monster deserves not an instantaneous death but the worst most feared disease known to science dalton99a Monday #1

No but malaise Monday #2

Reminds me of an old joke. surfered Monday #7

Bwwwaaah! malaise Monday #8

Mrs. Betty Bowers made his travel arrangements to hell? SheltieLover Monday #3

Ate potatoes fried in Venezuelan Crude. no_hypocrisy Monday #4

No. Celerity Monday #5

No but Coldwater Monday #6

Stroked out when a reporter asked, "How did our oil get under their land?" surfered Monday #9

Follow-up question: Did they steal your hair, too? SheltieLover Monday #10

🤣 surfered Monday #15

Another follow-up to that one: does your inability to resist covering up crimes account for your yak fuzz rug & piss wig SheltieLover Monday #16

"Just received the news by phone that 'No, Not Today...' " hlthe2b Monday #11

ROFL malaise Monday #12

What a little cutie SheltieLover Monday #13

Venezuelan cook mistakenly hired by White House. Sneederbunk Monday #14

Not officially BUT, i'm 100% certain that bluestarone Monday #17

dalton99a

(92,146 posts)

1. The evil monster deserves not an instantaneous death but the worst most feared disease known to science

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 5, 2026, 09:45 AM

Monday

malaise

(292,858 posts)

2. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 5, 2026, 09:46 AM

Monday

Others too are hoping

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surfered

(11,564 posts)

7. Reminds me of an old joke.

Reply to malaise (Reply #2)

Mon Jan 5, 2026, 10:26 AM

Monday

A doctor phones and tells his patient, “Your tests came back and I have good news and bad news.”

The patient: “What’s the good news?”

Doctor: “You have 24 hours to live.”

Patient: “Jeez! What’s the bad news?”

Doctor: “ We were supposed to call you yesterday.”