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Orrex

(66,937 posts) Mon Jan 5, 2026, 09:43 AM Jan 5

Is he dead yet?

Tormented to death by images of foreign leaders mocking his pathetic "dancing?"

Stroked out from stress of illegally conquering a foreign nation?

Coronary from stress of destroying his own nation?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Jan 5 OP

The evil monster deserves not an instantaneous death but the worst most feared disease known to science dalton99a Jan 5 #1

No but malaise Jan 5 #2

Reminds me of an old joke. surfered Jan 5 #7

Bwwwaaah! malaise Jan 5 #8

Mrs. Betty Bowers made his travel arrangements to hell? SheltieLover Jan 5 #3

Ate potatoes fried in Venezuelan Crude. no_hypocrisy Jan 5 #4

No. Celerity Jan 5 #5

No but Coldwater Jan 5 #6

Stroked out when a reporter asked, "How did our oil get under their land?" surfered Jan 5 #9

Follow-up question: Did they steal your hair, too? SheltieLover Jan 5 #10

🤣 surfered Jan 5 #15

Another follow-up to that one: does your inability to resist covering up crimes account for your yak fuzz rug & piss wig SheltieLover Jan 5 #16

"Just received the news by phone that 'No, Not Today...' " hlthe2b Jan 5 #11

ROFL malaise Jan 5 #12

What a little cutie SheltieLover Jan 5 #13

Venezuelan cook mistakenly hired by White House. Sneederbunk Jan 5 #14

Not officially BUT, i'm 100% certain that bluestarone Jan 5 #17

dalton99a

(93,497 posts)

1. The evil monster deserves not an instantaneous death but the worst most feared disease known to science

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 5, 2026, 09:45 AM

Jan 5

malaise

(295,119 posts)

2. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 5, 2026, 09:46 AM

Jan 5

Others too are hoping

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https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220910387

surfered

(12,885 posts)

7. Reminds me of an old joke.

Reply to malaise (Reply #2)

Mon Jan 5, 2026, 10:26 AM

Jan 5

A doctor phones and tells his patient, “Your tests came back and I have good news and bad news.”

The patient: “What’s the good news?”

Doctor: “You have 24 hours to live.”

Patient: “Jeez! What’s the bad news?”

Doctor: “ We were supposed to call you yesterday.”