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Ol Janx Spirit

(761 posts)
Fri Jan 16, 2026, 01:04 PM 5 hrs ago

Drumroll please....

Ladies and gentlemen; gentlefolk and honored guests!

The LONG wait is finally over!

After failing to "repeal and replace" the ACA on "day one" of his first term in 2016; and after failing to do so every fortnight after that; and after promising to have a "framework of a plan" in the presidential debate; and after promising a new healthcare plan was "just weeks away" for countless months; and after promising he would introduce a “terrific,” “phenomenal” and “fantastic” new health care plan to replace the Affordable Care Act; and after promising, “you’ll have health care the likes of which you’ve never seen”; and after saying a “very inclusive” health care plan was coming and “I’ll be signing it sometime very soon.”; WE NOW FINALLY HAVE THE LONG-AWAITED PLAN!

You can download it here: https://www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/The-Great-Healthcare-Plan.pdf

And if you want you can print it out! It will take TWO sheets of paper! Only ONE if you leave off the cover page!

And DO NOT worry about having to stay up late to read it--it is only 386 words! No complicated jargon, confusing legislative language, industry mumbo-jumbo, or pesky details on timelines or funding here! Just plain language that any third-grader could read!

And it MUST be GREAT! The word great is right in the name!! Genius!

And since everyone knows the devil is in the details, it cuts out the devil by cutting out the details! 100% Christian-friendly! Again, genius!

At long last our worries about healthcare in America are over! Just read the beautiful--sorry, great--PLAN and you will see!

And, the most brilliant part of the great plan? It calls for federal funds that are currently going to insurance companies to go directly to consumers! Then, they can give that money to the insurance companies themselves!

Ha! Take that ACA! I bet you didn't even THINK of THAT!

So wow, after all this time we are finally out of the woods.

I bet these guys are really eating crow right now:
https://kffhealthnews.org/news/back-to-the-future-trumps-history-of-promising-a-health-plan-that-never-comes/

As always: THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!





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Drumroll please.... (Original Post) Ol Janx Spirit 5 hrs ago OP
Morons are putting their trust in a man who has never actually seriously faced a medical bill and his life Walleye 5 hrs ago #1
wow markie 4 hrs ago #2
DonTcare has arrived !1! dweller 4 hrs ago #3

Walleye

(43,889 posts)
1. Morons are putting their trust in a man who has never actually seriously faced a medical bill and his life
Fri Jan 16, 2026, 01:08 PM
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