Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Buried after ICE facial recognition software recognized his face as a heap of pig shit?

Killed by friendly fire during Army-Navy game?

Assassinated by agents from whichever country he threatened this hour. From Norway? Sure, let's go with Norway.


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[dalton99a]

1. Beautifully perforated by Praetorian Guard

[Dulcinea]

9. Or maybe the Iranian Revolutionary Guard.

If he goes into Iran, you never know.

[Dave Bowman]

2. Syphilis finally got him. May he rot in pieces.

[malaise]

3. No but

He really belongs in a padded room

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220949978

[surfered]

6. Total loon

[SheltieLover]

20. Complete idiot

[yellow dahlia]

27. They're coming to take me away...ha ha...

Courtesy of Napoleon XIV

[niyad]

37. Who would have thought that a 1966 novelty song would be

getting so much play and attention 60 years later.

By the way, I just read about the origin and creation of the song. Very interesting, far morey complicated than one might guess.

[yellow dahlia]

38. Oh, I'll have to read more about it.

Or, I'll ask Mr. Dahlia - he is a music factoid geek.

We were at a rally in April, and were talking to a young couple. I uttered the refrain of the song, and we told them about it. She pulled it up on her phone, and was fascinated. It really is a quirky sounding song.

Another thought - could we link the rejection aspect of the song to the rejection of the Nobel Peace Prize Committee?

[niyad]

40. You will have to tell me if Mr. Dahlia does, indeed, know the story.

A true music factoid geek!

Although I doubt that the orange loon knows the song, the rejection connection is very interesting.

[niyad]

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

7. If he goes today, there'll be bubbles tonight🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[SheltieLover]

18. Bigliest bubbles ever!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[NNadir]

15. My wife insisted on opening our bottle on New Years. The Upside:

On the day the senile bastard finally kicks off, I get to commiserate with all the folks on the long lines at the liquor store who've emptied the champagne shelves and are waiting to pay.

[yellow dahlia]

28. It'll be a dance party, in line.

[NNadir]

43. That reminds me of what the nurses recommended for those of us who...

...we're among the first to receive the Moderna Covid vaccine.

People of a certain age were the first and I met the cutoff. It was amusing to meet all those people born the same year I was.

We all knew what a "conga line" was, of course, whereas younger people have no idea about it.

I will certainly be inspired to dance when that senile piece of shit expires. I feel it being more and more likely daily. It may or may not be a conga. I'll be willing champagne hoping that stupid boy Vance will fall shortly thereafter, with speaker Jeffries acceding to the Presidency.

There's nothing wrong with optimism.

[SheltieLover]

19. Hold the vision please

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[yellow dahlia]

39. It's funny how many of us have a bottle in the frig...at the ready.

[niyad]

41. And more will be doing so, all over the world.

[yellow dahlia]

42. I bet it is a conversation in many parts of the world, right now.

Let's start with Greenland and Denmark...

and Norway....and the rest of Scandinavia...and the EU.

[surfered]

5. He went to Greenland, scouting locations for a golf course.

The reception was worse than he received in Scotland.

[niyad]

8. Poor bear!

[Ocelot II]

10. They eat seals. They can handle fat and gristle.

[niyad]

11. Yes, of course. I guess I was thinking more in terms of the toxins.

[BidenRocks]

25. So that's where their spine went!

[hlthe2b]

12. "Who ya 'callin 'pudgy'! Have you seen that orange blob in the WH?"

"When is HE going to drop dead? Hmmm?"

[surfered]

13. What are they?

[hlthe2b]

30. beavers

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at least the site designates them as such. I thought they might be marmots, but the teeth are wrong and though they never turn enough to see the full tail, you do get a glimpse (very fast) of the one being handled that does look flat. Young beavers (golden variety) can look lighter in terms of hair color so, I'm guessing the site is correct. The face and ears are certainly consistent with beavers.

[NNadir]

14. Slapped to death by the fins of an outraged Norwegian seal?

[twodogsbarking]

16. Chooped up and used for stew to feed the ICE goons.

Orange gravy, lots of stuffing.

[William Seger]

21. ... smells like adult diapers. (nt)

[twodogsbarking]

32. Would you like fries with that?

[SheltieLover]

17. Stroked out over respect & appreciation demonstrated for MLK?

Frozen into a blob-shaped shitsickle dreaming of Greenland?

Expired from exhaustion related to his attempts to "think purely of peace."

Belly flipped off the WH roof playing victim?

Voted off the island of Earth?

[Wicked Blue]

22. Ate a poisoned cheese Danish

[LymphocyteLover]

23. Wandered outside to view construction of his ballroom then tripped and fell into a deep pit?

We can only imagine what might happen to shift this waking nightmare to something more sane.

[littlemissmartypants]

24. Asphyxiated from holding his breath because he refused to believe that Kristi Noem lies more than he can.

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[GaYellowDawg]

26. No.

I'm gonna throw a big damn party when he does knock off.

[yellow dahlia]

29. A suspiciously tainted bar of Toblerone?

[Sneederbunk]

31. Impaled by an errant walrus tusk.

[bluestarone]

33. Found dead on golf course. Word has it that he pissed off his caddie.

Caddie dropped hi ball near 20 rattle snakes

[WestMichRad]

34. Any of the options listed here

… meet with my approval!

[niyad]

35. Any or all!

[MiHale]

36. The Greenland Yeti Coalition got together with yells of "Not Yeti"...

Ripped him to shreds and fed his entrails to the walruses…