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milestogo

(22,689 posts)
Mon Jan 19, 2026, 10:00 AM 6 hrs ago

When TSF announces that the US is taking over Cuba what will Rubio do?

Ask for a glass of water and stand there like a statue?

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When TSF announces that the US is taking over Cuba what will Rubio do? (Original Post) milestogo 6 hrs ago OP
Trump will make him Prince of Cuba, liddle Marco will love it. dem4decades 6 hrs ago #1
Rubio will be in orgasmic throes dalton99a 6 hrs ago #2
THIS malaise 6 hrs ago #4
Isn't that what he wants? Ocelot II 6 hrs ago #3
To me he looks like a hostage that wants to be rescued. milestogo 6 hrs ago #7
He really does Rebl2 5 hrs ago #10
He sealed his own fate. No salvation. miyazaki 3 hrs ago #14
Bow, scrape, get on his knees and kiss the . . . oh, never mind. Vinca 6 hrs ago #5
He'll initiate the statehood bill for Cuba... Wounded Bear 6 hrs ago #6
Yes. +1 Ars Longa 4 hrs ago #11
The slave-holding states were trying for that in the 1850s Retrograde 2 hrs ago #15
He will be ecstatic. It's his most cherished dream. enough 5 hrs ago #8
Announce Reparations for the former plantation owners and mobsters delisen 5 hrs ago #9
Do Your what he'd do MurrayDelph 4 hrs ago #12
Lobby Congress to ensure mr715 3 hrs ago #13

milestogo

(22,689 posts)
7. To me he looks like a hostage that wants to be rescued.
Mon Jan 19, 2026, 10:28 AM
6 hrs ago

He looks perpetually uncomfortable.

miyazaki

(2,599 posts)
14. He sealed his own fate. No salvation.
Mon Jan 19, 2026, 01:10 PM
3 hrs ago

Him and the other MAGA ghouls will need a place like Cuba to flee to if this nation rights itself.

Trump & Co. are setting up their safe havens all over the globe.



Retrograde

(11,381 posts)
15. The slave-holding states were trying for that in the 1850s
Mon Jan 19, 2026, 01:36 PM
2 hrs ago

I'm sure their descendents will be happy with that plan - although I don't see Congress ratifying a bill that would bring a state full of non-White and non-English speaking people into the Union.

delisen

(7,249 posts)
9. Announce Reparations for the former plantation owners and mobsters
Mon Jan 19, 2026, 11:05 AM
5 hrs ago

who. exploited Cubans before the revolution.

Gangsters and other aggrieved rich Americans whose families owned the nasty plantations have been waiting for this payday and the chance to exploit Cuba unimpeded once more.

Rubio will announce the New Cuba Colonialism will be paid for by American taxpayers and the poor Cubans in order to make the wealthy wealthier again.

MWWA

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