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Orrex

(66,828 posts) Tue Jan 20, 2026, 06:55 AM Jan 20

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Is he dead yet?

Died of loneliness at the premiere of his mail-order bride's film?

Died of disappointment upon discovering that the film didn't include extensive, graphic sex scenes?

Died after firing Jedediah Leland for his brutal criticism of Melania's opera debut?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Jan 20 OP

Fatal bowel obstruction, pee wee polyp's head up slob's ass? SheltieLover Jan 20 #1

Nice--with links! Orrex Jan 20 #7

She's a pro surfered Jan 20 #9

Ty. Surfered. Only with words. You are the image pro! SheltieLover Jan 20 #18

Ty, St. Orrrex! SheltieLover Jan 20 #17

No, but this artists depiction of Coldwater Jan 20 #2

I love # 3! greatauntoftriplets Jan 20 #3

lol thanks! Orrex Jan 20 #6

Crushed under the weight of trophies he didn't win? CaptainTruth Jan 20 #4

That's a good one! Orrex Jan 20 #5

No but I hear there may be malaise Jan 20 #8

Exploded from a massively overinflated ego? WestMichRad Jan 20 #10

Assassinated by the Joint Chiefs after ordering them to invade a NATO ally. surfered Jan 20 #11

Poetic justice! SheltieLover Jan 20 #19

Suffers an apoplectic stroke after seeing the giant Epstein birthday card on the National Mall. surfered Jan 20 #12

Yes! SheltieLover Jan 20 #20

No, but I'm asking when in my nightly prayers. It's come to this. Joinfortmill Jan 20 #13

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jan 20 #14

I prefer dead, but if he's removed from office using the 25th Amendment, I'll take it. surfered Jan 20 #16

Just be gone, piggy! SheltieLover Jan 20 #22

Soon... SheltieLover Jan 20 #21

Froze to ded in below zero temps while Melaaaaaniaaaaaah squirted him with a golden garden hose. twodogsbarking Jan 20 #15

"Soon?.....???" hlthe2b Jan 20 #23

That's cute 🥰 MustLoveBeagles Jan 20 #24

Not yet so far as we know---- but he could now be the 'Weekend At Bernie's' President, Jack Valentino Jan 21 #25

SheltieLover

(78,599 posts)

1. Fatal bowel obstruction, pee wee polyp's head up slob's ass?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jan 20, 2026, 07:00 AM

Jan 20

Buried under 16' snow drift while pursuing his RUSSIA FIRST assignment? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/123212474 )

Skewered by French vignerons & vintners? (
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10143601778 )

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Orrex

(66,828 posts)

7. Nice--with links!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #1)

Tue Jan 20, 2026, 08:00 AM

Jan 20

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surfered

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9. She's a pro

Reply to Orrex (Reply #7)

Tue Jan 20, 2026, 08:10 AM

Jan 20

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SheltieLover

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18. Ty. Surfered. Only with words. You are the image pro!

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Tue Jan 20, 2026, 10:02 AM

Jan 20

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SheltieLover

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17. Ty, St. Orrrex!

Reply to Orrex (Reply #7)

Tue Jan 20, 2026, 10:01 AM

Jan 20

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Coldwater

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2. No, but this artists depiction of

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jan 20, 2026, 07:09 AM

Jan 20

the Biblical story of Judith and Holofernes applied to modern day politics is interesting

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greatauntoftriplets

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3. I love # 3!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jan 20, 2026, 07:29 AM

Jan 20

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Orrex

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6. lol thanks!

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Tue Jan 20, 2026, 08:00 AM

Jan 20

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CaptainTruth

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4. Crushed under the weight of trophies he didn't win?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jan 20, 2026, 07:39 AM

Jan 20

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Orrex

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5. That's a good one!

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Tue Jan 20, 2026, 07:59 AM

Jan 20

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malaise

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8. No but I hear there may be

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jan 20, 2026, 08:04 AM

Jan 20

champagne bottle sparklers at their ‘let them eat cake’ dinners these next few days.

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WestMichRad

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10. Exploded from a massively overinflated ego?

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Tue Jan 20, 2026, 08:11 AM

Jan 20

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surfered

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11. Assassinated by the Joint Chiefs after ordering them to invade a NATO ally.

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Tue Jan 20, 2026, 08:13 AM

Jan 20

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SheltieLover

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19. Poetic justice!

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Tue Jan 20, 2026, 10:03 AM

Jan 20

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surfered

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12. Suffers an apoplectic stroke after seeing the giant Epstein birthday card on the National Mall.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jan 20, 2026, 08:18 AM

Jan 20

https://www.democraticunderground.com/1322103300

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SheltieLover

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20. Yes!

Reply to surfered (Reply #12)

Tue Jan 20, 2026, 10:04 AM

Jan 20

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Joinfortmill

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13. No, but I'm asking when in my nightly prayers. It's come to this.

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Tue Jan 20, 2026, 08:25 AM

Jan 20

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niyad

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14. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jan 20, 2026, 08:33 AM

Jan 20

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

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surfered

(12,454 posts)

16. I prefer dead, but if he's removed from office using the 25th Amendment, I'll take it.

Reply to niyad (Reply #14)

Tue Jan 20, 2026, 08:54 AM

Jan 20

We’ll celebrate, just the same!
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SheltieLover

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22. Just be gone, piggy!

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Tue Jan 20, 2026, 10:05 AM

Jan 20

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

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SheltieLover

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21. Soon...

Reply to niyad (Reply #14)

Tue Jan 20, 2026, 10:04 AM

Jan 20

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

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twodogsbarking

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15. Froze to ded in below zero temps while Melaaaaaniaaaaaah squirted him with a golden garden hose.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Jan 20, 2026, 08:34 AM

Jan 20

Sh, sh, shakin'.

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hlthe2b

(113,285 posts)

23. "Soon?.....???"

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Tue Jan 20, 2026, 11:17 AM

Jan 20

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MustLoveBeagles

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24. That's cute 🥰

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #23)

Tue Jan 20, 2026, 09:53 PM

Jan 20

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Jack Valentino

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25. Not yet so far as we know---- but he could now be the 'Weekend At Bernie's' President,

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jan 21, 2026, 12:00 AM

Jan 21

with A.I. and all that......

I want to see someone take his pulse on live television !

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