ICE agents are sad..they cant use the toilet in peace

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/ice-minnesota-protesters-bathroom-breaks-b2905782.html

ICE whines that protesters in Minnesota won’t even let agents take bathroom breaks in peace
Department of Homeland Security appeals for sympathy by claiming its officers are harassed by ‘agitators’ wherever they go, even when trying to use gas station restrooms


“Today, Border Patrol agents who were in the Minneapolis-St Paul area as part of a targeted enforcement operation were repeatedly harassed and blocked by hostile crowds while simply trying to take bathroom breaks,” the DHS wrote on X Wednesday.

“At each gas station where the agents stopped to use the restroom, groups of agitators appeared, yelled at them, stalked them, and even tried to prevent law enforcement vehicles from leaving, creating unsafe conditions.

At one stop, individuals in the crowd threw food at the agents,” the statement continued. “At their final gas station stop, someone spit on an agent. When an agent moved to detain the person who spit on him, the crowd tackled and attacked the agents while surrounding them.

[Prairie Gates]

1. That's a shame

[mysteryowl]

23. This is perfect!

[creon]

2. Those people did volunteer

I haveno sympathy for them.

They can quit whwn ever they want.

[Volaris]

8. Or, they can piss outside and take the local LEO ticket.

Fuck em.

[creon]

31. I would not

I have standards

[Kennah]

26. But getting the Totenkopf tattoo removed is a bit tougher (nt)

[Kennah]

27. I apologize. That's wrong. ICE is more SA than SS.

[get the red out]

3. Good

Let them shit their pants and feel it freeze.

[Traildogbob]

4. Like Daddy.

Shit on the go. Sleep in tents and eat frozen MRE’s you pussies. Like real soldiers. You wanna play dress up. Play the whole game, allow shooting back.

[Mike Nelson]

5. That is sad, but...

... not as bad as if you are knocked to the ground in your Brown skin, dragged out of your home in your Asian underwear, or shot in your Lesbian head. I should apologize, I know, but really... get a spotter for your bathroom break and remember: You Have a Gun.

[murielm99]

6. Don't encourage them to use their guns...again.

[Mike Nelson]

7. I hope not...

... I just can't believe they feel bad or unsafe in their bathroom breaks... I just had another thought: Wear a diaper.

[Clouds Passing]

9. Aw poor babies. Maybe they should wear diapers like their dear leader.

No offense meant to those who must wear diapers.

[PatrickforB]

10. I have a great solution.

1. Democrats in Congress need to stop ICE funding.
2. Article 25.
3 Grind on the Epstein files.

And last...ICE leaves our cities and is disbanded.

[barbtries]

11. i don't believe a lot of this.

that they're not allowed to torture and kidnap and brutalize people in peace, I believe that. I applaud that.

[Jim__]

12. I'm pretty sure if they go back home, they can take a shit in peace.

[AllaN01Bear]

13. well whah

[ihaveaquestion]

14. Imagine this at the scale of the entire country. I think Minnesotans are demonstrating restraint.

If ICE or the military (if they'll even cooperate) tries to contain other parts of the country with their gestapo BS, things will get really ugly. US citizens don't willingly put up with being told what to do, where to go or not to go, or allow themselves to be abused without response.

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

17. NY city would explode!

[struggle4progress]

15. They've been attacking, maiming, and killing folk: they can shit in prison

[Fil1957]

16. Really? No shit!

[Mr. Evil]

18. I hear ICE may be going to Philadelphia soon.

That's definitely gonna be a colossal mistake. They will not put up with any of their shit from the first moment of arrival.

[MagickMuffin]

44. Exactly, Eagle fans threw snowballs at Santa Claus, for christsakes

If Santa can endure the snowballs, perhaps the Eagle fans can find better balls to throw at them!

[Mr. Evil]

46. I was kinda hoping someone would remember that!

They literally will not give a shit.

[aggiesal]

19. ''Department of Homeland Security appeals for sympathy ...'' ...

Ahh, did DHS forget to take their Irony Deficient tablet this morning?

[Bengus81]

20. Bet your boss Cosplay Barbie has a nice pisser in her $100M Gulf stream

[generalbetrayus]

21. Have you ever tried using a gas station restroom without buying any gas or at least some snacks?

But then how many of you openly pack heat as you go to use the restroom?

[Norbert]

41. Exactly

The gas stations and Targets aren't there just as their personal potty palace. Management expects something in return; cup of coffee, doughnuts, a big gulp...

[xuplate]

22. Tow a port-a-potty behind one of your oversized vehicles idiots.

[Be Leave On]

35. video

Yeah, it'll be fun watching the cell phone videos of that trailer getting overturned by the crowd.

[tinrobot]

24. Yet, they toss innocent people into mass detention cells with one open toilet.

I doubt ICE agents have enough self-awareness to ever make that connection.

[orangecrush]

25. Easy solution

Drive out onto the lake and cut a hole in the ice..

Don't fall in or anything.

[DBoon]

28. What do they even need a toilet for?

They spend all day pissing on the constitution.

[gfarber]

29. ICE Restroom Travails

There once were some agents from ICE
Who demanded a bathroom in peace.
But protesters said, “Nah,
You can piss off—ha ha,”
And blocked every exit like geese.

In Minnesota, DHS cried,
“We’re harassed every time we’ve tried
To take one quick leak
By a pump or a Meek—
Why won’t mobs let our bladders subside?”

They posted on X with a moan:
“Agitators won’t leave us alone!
They yell and they stalk,
Won’t let squad cars unlock—
Even Chevron’s a danger zone.”

An agent lunged forward, all tough,
To detain someone spitting their stuff.
But the crowd said “Oh please,”
And dogpiled with ease—
Turns out cosplay cops aren’t that buff.

So DHS begs us to feel
For the trauma of restroom ordeal:
“Sure, we cage human lives,
But draw one goddamn line—
Let us shit behind Speedy Mart steel.”

The lesson, if one must be learned:
You reap what you’ve brutally earned.
When you terrorize towns,
Don’t act shocked when it rounds
Back on you—now hold it, concerned.

[ABC123Easy]

30. Kent State

We're getting awful close to a Kent State moment. Not just 1 person getting killed but ICE unleashing on a whole crowd. We're getting close to a Flashpoint where violence breaks out everywhere.

[littlemissmartypants]

42. Over toileting? ....

IDK...Sounds a bit HOF, ABC123Easy. Maybe take a break from the news for a while so you don't get stressed out.

[ABC123Easy]

43. A bit HOF?

I'm gonna put you on full ignore. Have a good Friday.

[Moostache]

32. Its just a preview for the rest of their worthless lives...

Once Trump dies, they are all doomed.

Unemployable.
Unredeemable.
Stained.
Shamed.

FOREVER!

There is no burning or burying those uniforms.
There is no redemption available for their actions.

What they are doing (ALL OF THEM) is morally abhorrent and wrong.
ANYONE who cashes an ICE check, serves one second in an ICE unit or says this is all OK is DAMNED FOR ETERNITY.

I will NEVER allow them to rejoin society quietly, the nanosecond that I KNOW someone is ICE-stained, they are going on full blast in front of the world. If their children are there, I will explain to them that their parent or grandparent is a piece of shit that actively sought to harm people for money and did so with the worst human beings of the 21st century.

Its GAME OVER ICE...GAME OVER!

[SheltieLover]

33. ...

[littlemissmartypants]

34. The sweatshirt I ordered from the Minnesota Tribune arrived...

I love it. It's very nice.


You have a chance if you're a snowball. But ICE, not so much.

I wish I could help more.

[StoolPigeon]

40. Snowball 1, Snowflake 0

[Bettie]

36. Awwww...what's that phrase from my childhood?

OH yeah, don't dish it out if you can't take it.

They are assholes, they are violent assholes who are trying to harm people.

Sounds like they're getting off pretty fucking easy.

[Hassler]

37. Simple solution: do what our county jail does

With prison highway cleanup details. Put a porta potty on a trailer and pull it behind the Nazi rigs. Sure the J6 goons will be freezing their asses off in the Minnesota cold, but they won't be turned away again.

[Mister Ed]

38. I'm very skeptical of this DHS claim:

When an agent moved to detain the person who spit on him, the crowd tackled and attacked the agents while surrounding them.

Yes. I'm very skeptical indeed that unarmed people successfully tackled and surrounded armed ICE agents.

[maxrandb]

39. Spitting is soooooooo 1960's/70's

It didn't happen in large numbers then, and it isn't happening in large numbers now, but it is powerful propaganda for Reich-wingers.

It has been said that if all the people to have claimed to have seen Micky Mantle's homerun that cleared the confines of Yankee stadium were in attendance that day, the stadium would have held 20,000,000 in the stands.

[Skittles]

45. stop acting like fucking assholes

and people won't treat you like fucking assholes