Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Struck down by treasonous traitors under foreign influence?

Throws such a tantrum that he splits the ground and falls into the resulting chasm?

Taken out by the USA @ large in self-defense after he threatens to destroy the country?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Pounded to an unrecognizable blob of goop by 6 scRotus's gavels?

Drowned in Roundup? ( https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/18/us/politics/trump-boost-weedkiller.html )

[Goonch]

4. ;-{).....

[LymphocyteLover]

8. MAHA!!!

[Goonch]

2. ;-{).......

[calimary]

3. LOVE this photo!

Shit… every time I see some photo that features one or both of his hands, the first damn thing that pops into my mind is some version of “who did he defile with that hand?”

[jmbar2]

5. Your posts have become my first-thing-in-the-morning routine

Can't wait for the day our great disaster is over.

[twodogsbarking]

6. Placed in an elephant sized kitchen blender turned on to puree. The Assomatic.

[surfered]

7. Popped his cork after being told "no, you can't do that" twice in the same day.

The Supremes told him NO on tariffs.and the UK told him NO on using Diego Garcia (a UK Territory) to launch air strikes on Iran.

[LymphocyteLover]

9. maybe a shard from a broken ketchup bottle ricocheted from the wall and lanced his jugular

during one of his tantrums about SCOTUS

[surfered]

12. Yup, the White House is a mess

[SheltieLover]

18. I'll bet it is a mess

[malaise]

10. No but

I hope his goons’ lies hasten impeachment #3

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221036957

[Joinfortmill]

11. TickTock went the clock.

[surfered]

13. Tick Tock

[malaise]

14. Ha

😀

[hlthe2b]

15. "Writing my latest angry, angry opinion piece!"

I know how you feel, little guy, I truly do...!

[niyad]

16. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

17. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[BigmanPigman]

19. Trap door to an alligator pit during SOTU speech

Double bonus if Mitch is standing next to him. The poor alligators will get indigestion.