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Orrex

(66,933 posts) Wed Mar 4, 2026, 07:02 AM 1 hr ago

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Is he dead yet?

Mysteriously struck by lightning after claiming to have been anointed by Jesus?

Preemptively killed by Spanish operatives because it's their turn this week?

Crushed by adoring throngs of his ignorant fuckhead KKKultists in their desperate push to touch the hem of his garment?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 1 hr ago OP

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 32 min ago #1

👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover 8 min ago #3

I have a dream... surfered 1 min ago #5

Nailed to a cross by cult to make him more like Jesus? SheltieLover 8 min ago #2

Answering the prayers of over 200 million Americans and billions worldwide, he was smited by the Lord, in Thy mercy. surfered 3 min ago #4

niyad

(131,514 posts)

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 4, 2026, 07:57 AM

32 min ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(79,494 posts)

3. 👠👠👠👠👠👠

Reply to niyad (Reply #1)

Wed Mar 4, 2026, 08:21 AM

8 min ago

Soon!

surfered

(12,850 posts)

5. I have a dream...

Reply to niyad (Reply #1)

Wed Mar 4, 2026, 08:28 AM

1 min ago

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

SheltieLover

(79,494 posts)

2. Nailed to a cross by cult to make him more like Jesus?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 4, 2026, 08:20 AM

8 min ago

Spazzed out over Bad Bunny's 4.157B viewers in 24 hrs? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100221068313

surfered

(12,850 posts)

4. Answering the prayers of over 200 million Americans and billions worldwide, he was smited by the Lord, in Thy mercy.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 4, 2026, 08:25 AM

3 min ago

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