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Miles Archer

(22,773 posts)
Thu Mar 5, 2026, 11:49 AM Thursday

Drunken slurring slob "Judge" Drinky McWinebox assures Trump the "BIDEN AUTOPEN INVESTIGATION" is alive and well

On Thursday, Pirro sought to deny that she had given up on prosecuting those who used the autopen.

"We cannot comment on ongoing investigations," she wrote in response to reporting from the Times.

"The Trump DOJ has been an absolute failure!! Excuses, zero consequences!!" one conservative commenter told Pirro on X. "Not a single criminal politician arrested or convicted! We have been lied to again!! Fire @AGPamBondi!"

"You can't comment anyways, because you have *no case*. Give us a break," another person replied.

https://www.rawstory.com/pirro-autopen-new-comment/

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Drunken slurring slob "Judge" Drinky McWinebox assures Trump the "BIDEN AUTOPEN INVESTIGATION" is alive and well (Original Post) Miles Archer Thursday OP
my first thought was she found out Trump made extensive use of the autopen himself yellowdogintexas Thursday #1
The auto pen is mightier than the sword - no text jimmy the one Thursday #2
Everyday with this shit: DOJ realizes that it can't even forward a thin case, drops it Prairie Gates Thursday #3
Jeanine Pirro's failure to indict Biden speaks to something bigger LetMyPeopleVote 7 hrs ago #4
She really is revolting LOL mr715 7 hrs ago #5
You know it's bad when you see "Drunken slurring slob," GoCubsGo 4 hrs ago #6
They are beyond ridiculous. spanone 4 hrs ago #7

yellowdogintexas

(23,671 posts)
1. my first thought was she found out Trump made extensive use of the autopen himself
Thu Mar 5, 2026, 12:07 PM
Thursday

Remember it's always projection

Prairie Gates

(7,898 posts)
3. Everyday with this shit: DOJ realizes that it can't even forward a thin case, drops it
Thu Mar 5, 2026, 01:34 PM
Thursday

Trump sees the news, throws a Ketchup Tantrum for the ages.

Next day some flunky comes out and says "Never mind, it's still on, baaaaaby!"

We're deep into King Geoffrey territory with this mental defective.

LetMyPeopleVote

(178,665 posts)
4. Jeanine Pirro's failure to indict Biden speaks to something bigger
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 03:06 PM
7 hrs ago

The Fox News host turned U.S. attorney has had a string of public setbacks in her efforts to prosecute Trump’s enemies.

Jeanine Pirro, the Fox News host turned top federal prosecutor, has endured a string of embarrassing setbacks since January.

Jeanine Pirro’s failure to indict Biden speaks to something bigger
www.ms.now/opinion/jean...

Emma Jean Kitty (@emmajeankitty.bsky.social) 2026-03-07T23:47:14.159Z

https://www.ms.now/opinion/jeanine-pirro-biden-autopen-investigation

It’s been a rough start to the year for the U.S. attorney’s office in Washington. Jeanine Pirro, the Fox News host turned top federal prosecutor, has endured a string of embarrassing setbacks since January. According to the most recent reports, Pirro’s office shelved its effort to indict former President Joe Biden for his use of an autopen to sign executive actions while in office. Her office reportedly couldn’t assemble anything even resembling a criminal case.

The autopen inquiry, such as it was, was just the latest collapsed effort from Pirro to punish President Donald Trump’s enemies. Her failures are a sign that even as the Justice Department has fallen under the White House’s control, the law still doesn’t automatically bend to his will. And Trump’s vendettas remain stalled out. The limits to his power have become a little clearer......

The U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia has jurisdiction over federal crimes committed within Washington, making it an obvious choice of venue for this fishing expedition. Pirro’s predecessor, acting U.S. attorney Ed Martin, opened an investigation into Biden last spring, according to The New York Times, and it continued after Pirro was confirmed to her role in August. But the probe reportedly suffered, the Times reports, because:

Investigators were never quite clear what crime, if any, had been committed by the Biden administration’s use of the autopen.

It was also unclear whether investigators should focus their attention on the actions of Mr. Biden’s aides or on Mr. Biden himself, given that the United States Supreme Court, in a landmark ruling in 2024, granted broad immunity to presidents for most acts undertaken as part of their official duties.

In recent months, prosecutors determined that despite Mr. Trump’s desire to seek vengeance against Mr. Biden and his aides, there was no credible case to bring, the people said. The prosecutors never brought a potential indictment before a grand jury.


It’s hard to tell whether the autopen case never making it to a grand jury makes it more or less of an embarrassment than other recent fiascos. Last month, federal prosecutors from Pirro’s office failed to persuade a grand jury to indict six Democratic members of Congress on charges of seditious conspiracy. Their alleged crime: filming a video in which lawmakers reminded members of the military and intelligence community that they have an obligation not to follow illegal orders. Speaking of those lawmakers and their video, Trump said in an interview last year that “in the old days, if you said a thing like that, that was punishable by death.” The grand jury’s refusal to indict, though, is a good sign its members disagree.....

It is for the best that Pirro’s efforts have languished. It is good that the justice system continues to rely on facts and evidence. But her failure to deliver on carrying out Trump’s vindictive agenda can’t overshadow the fact that she felt the need to try at all — and will likely try again.

mr715

(3,392 posts)
5. She really is revolting LOL
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 03:10 PM
7 hrs ago

It is amazing how high these people have been elevated.

Ronald McDonald is Sec. of State.

GoCubsGo

(34,870 posts)
6. You know it's bad when you see "Drunken slurring slob,"
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 05:43 PM
4 hrs ago

and your brain goes a half dozen different people, besides Judge Box Wine.

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