Hey Barron, your dad just killed another service member.

[kacekwl]

so there's a open spot for you. Let the kids of the administration know too will yah.

[Blues Heron]

1. Put him in the first wave

[Dave Bowman]

2. Maybe bone spurs are hereditary?

[617Blue]

3. Take that fucking weirdo "Clavicular" with you

[dutch777]

4. Parachute all the Trump boys into Iran. Somebody has to seize that enriched uranium or this is all for naught.

Probably is all for naught no matter what. We did so well in Iraq and Afghanistan making robust secular democracies that are thriving and making us proud. (I know, I have to decrease the psychedelics use a tad more).

[Omnipresent]

5. Barron might be on front line, even if he doesn't know it.

Nothing is to stop the Iranians if they decide to send hitmen after him.

[Old Crank]

6. I expected to hear by now

about thousands of MAGAs breaking down the doors at enlistment centers to do their patriotic duty for Trump.

Have I missed the news reports?

[FakeNoose]

7. I'm sure he has a 1S student deferment ... for now

If he drops out of school, then the clock starts ticking.

[Wednesdays]

8. Yeah, Barron will serve on the front lines

When pigs fly.