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Miles Archer

(22,744 posts)
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 09:07 AM 10 hrs ago

Trump's shoe fetish...he's "gifting" $145 Florsheims that he "expects recipients to wear in his presence"

Trump has traded in his signature MAGA hats for an unexpected gift of choice: $145 Florsheim men's dress shoes that he's distributing to agency heads, lawmakers, and White House officials — and he apparently expects them to wear them in his presence.

According to a Wall Street Journal report by Alex Leary, the president has developed an obsession with the footwear and has made gifting them a ritualistic part of his Oval Office operations.

Trump has been known to suddenly pivot conversations to his "incredible" new shoes. During a January lunch with Tucker Carlson, he handed the media personality a pair of brown wingtips without warning. At cabinet meetings, he asks recipients: "Did you get the shoes?"

Some officials appear to feel compelled to wear the shoes in Trump's presence despite their reservations, which has included putting them on and lacing them up during Oval Office meetings. One female White House official remarked: "All the boys have them." Another joked: "It's hysterical because everybody's afraid not to wear them."

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-gifts/

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Trump's shoe fetish...he's "gifting" $145 Florsheims that he "expects recipients to wear in his presence" (Original Post) Miles Archer 10 hrs ago OP
WTF? Johnny2X2X 10 hrs ago #1
I wore them for years before I retired Dave says 10 hrs ago #21
I couldn't wear them at all Johnny2X2X 10 hrs ago #22
I had a pair and threw them out. Really uncomfortable. Botany 9 hrs ago #28
I like Rockports too Johnny2X2X 9 hrs ago #34
Kohl's has some decent dress shoes that are just fine. Botany 9 hrs ago #40
Sketchers are comfortable on my feet on day 1 Johnny2X2X 9 hrs ago #52
I bought a pair of Sketchers years ago SCantiGOP 8 hrs ago #59
Ugg boots for me. Unless it's a hot day. calimary 7 hrs ago #74
I switched from Big 5 sale shoes, LA Gear, to Sketchers BidenRocks 7 hrs ago #75
I'd bet he watches the White House butlers shine his shoes underpants 9 hrs ago #41
With Trump, it has to be some form of money laundering involved LiberalArkie 7 hrs ago #73
Exactly right - nobody can pick out shoes for anyone else FakeNoose 7 hrs ago #78
I was expecting the link to go to The Onion. GoCubsGo 7 hrs ago #80
He is completely nutso. Diamond_Dog 10 hrs ago #2
A form of juvenile hazing or cult-like behavior? newdeal2 10 hrs ago #3
Trumps a sole man,doncha know? BattleRow 9 hrs ago #46
I hope the nation lasts long enough... Happy Hoosier 10 hrs ago #4
Think of all the books we'll get from "journalists" who saw it all happen--and said nothing at the time. tanyev 10 hrs ago #9
It's like the Bill Barr "I JUST WROTE A BOOK REHABILITATION TOUR" Miles Archer 10 hrs ago #17
If he set up a store, it could be "Bill Barr's 'Buy-My-Book' Bar." calimary 7 hrs ago #85
Perverted control freak. His fetish for 5" heels destroyed the Rose Garden. blm 10 hrs ago #5
He probably thinks... D_Master81 10 hrs ago #6
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 musette_sf 10 hrs ago #13
Unlike Archie Bunker's Thom McAns! 31st Street Bridge 9 hrs ago #27
"Little Marco" wears size 11 1/2? hlthe2b 10 hrs ago #7
Donny probably isn't going to any great lengths to give recipients the correct size. tanyev 10 hrs ago #14
Yeah, given his sadistic streak now on full display, I'd bet so... hlthe2b 10 hrs ago #18
who is paying for millionaire's shoes? rampartd 10 hrs ago #8
I think we all know who MorbidButterflyTat 5 hrs ago #91
I have been noticing that men are wearing more comfortable shoes with their suits. I think it's a good trend. Walleye 10 hrs ago #10
I haven't worn a pair of laced up shoes in probably 20 years underpants 9 hrs ago #35
Hey, why not? calimary 7 hrs ago #81
I'd rather go barefoot superpatriotman 10 hrs ago #11
Meanwhile, Joe Biden preferred musette_sf 10 hrs ago #12
I thought Presidents wore Johnston & Murphy's Turbineguy 10 hrs ago #15
He has new shoes in the right size for his fluid-filled feet and ankles ms liberty 10 hrs ago #16
I'm guessing Trump is pushing Florsheim Shoes because he's invested money in Weyco Group. sop 10 hrs ago #19
But he isn't nuts? Ferrets are Cool 10 hrs ago #20
That's pretty funny Renew Deal 9 hrs ago #23
The lot of them, Trump included, should be wearing flip-flops. RedWhiteBlueIsRacist 9 hrs ago #24
How weird is it that your boss buys you a pair of shoes? Ocelot II 9 hrs ago #25
I'd check them for a tracking device underpants 9 hrs ago #26
A most excellent point. niyad 9 hrs ago #32
I wept because I had no Gucci's until I met a man with no Florsheims. twodogsbarking 9 hrs ago #29
I wept because I had no shoes until I saw a man with no feet. spike jones 9 hrs ago #43
I seem to recall a florsheim's store in every mall I was in back in the day. niyad 9 hrs ago #30
Yeah it's him slipping into nostalgia underpants 9 hrs ago #38
Allen Edmonds were high end, might still be by looking at prices currently online. BattleRow 8 hrs ago #58
;-{)...... Goonch 9 hrs ago #31
Oh for fuck's sake... calimary 7 hrs ago #79
if he asks about the shoes... Trueblue Texan 9 hrs ago #33
😂😂😂 underpants 9 hrs ago #36
... MustLoveBeagles 7 hrs ago #68
;-{) Goonch 9 hrs ago #37
Every cult needs a uniform. ToxMarz 9 hrs ago #39
I wore Johnston and Murphy AverageOldGuy 9 hrs ago #42
Hitler Youth Loved to Polish Shoes Kid Berwyn 9 hrs ago #44
Can I wear a MAGA hat on the bottom of my feet instead? Or would golden sneakers be more appropriate for formal Wonder Why 9 hrs ago #45
This is just plain weird. 2MuchNoise 9 hrs ago #47
Another vendor to boycott RainCaster 9 hrs ago #48
Click on this link to see all the loyal soldiers sitting in a row with their uniform shoes on. Fla Dem 9 hrs ago #49
OMG progressoid 8 hrs ago #63
They say shoe size is an indicator of penis size SpankMe 9 hrs ago #50
When I was a late teen MustLoveBeagles 7 hrs ago #72
It's shoes today, Icanthinkformyself 9 hrs ago #51
"... so we can check." calimary 7 hrs ago #82
Are they American made? pwb 9 hrs ago #53
Long ago, I was told the secret to a good life... appmanga 9 hrs ago #54
Look down, ignore his hair Starbeach 8 hrs ago #55
Are these therapeutic shoes for cankle feet? jmbar2 8 hrs ago #56
No, just dress shoes for men who can't afford the expensive ones. GoCubsGo 7 hrs ago #77
It's a loyalty demonstration. The true innies wear the shoes immediately and daily. CincyDem 8 hrs ago #57
First he came for my ties, and I said nothing mercuryblues 8 hrs ago #60
Ill fitting navy suits & super sized red ties will abound MustLoveBeagles 7 hrs ago #76
Not a cult dalton99a 8 hrs ago #61
So we taxpayers are buying for these shoes ? kimbutgar 8 hrs ago #62
He probably invested in Florsheim and is pushing them to make money debsy 8 hrs ago #64
"It's hysterical because everybody's afraid not to wear them." progressoid 8 hrs ago #65
+1 dalton99a 8 hrs ago #66
I'd add embarrassing. calimary 7 hrs ago #83
one cabinet secretary had to stop wearing his Louis Vuittons Coldwater 6 hrs ago #89
OMG, imagine that soul crushing moment (assuming anyone this cabinet has a soul) progressoid 3 hrs ago #97
With toilet paper pre-stuck on the soles Blue Owl 7 hrs ago #67
Next Up..... courtesy of Woody Allen / Bananas Smilo 7 hrs ago #69
I bet he got the wrong sizes J-9 7 hrs ago #70
Florsheim shoes $145 ? RANDYWILDMAN 7 hrs ago #71
As I started to read it, I originally thought it was an ONION article!!! riversedge 7 hrs ago #84
There was some rich old lady down south that made all the "help" wear jester costumes, gardeners, and so on. Klarkashton 7 hrs ago #86
I got shoes fargone 6 hrs ago #87
Is he out of his fucking mind? bif 6 hrs ago #88
Another joked: "It's hysterical because everybody's afraid not to wear them." MorbidButterflyTat 5 hrs ago #90
This is a WEIRD story about a WEIRD person. And I know weird. n/t TygrBright 5 hrs ago #92
*Definitely* not a cult, though. Nope. Not at all. Rob H. 5 hrs ago #93
"You know what you look like to me with your good bag and your cheap shoes? 2MuchNoise 4 hrs ago #94
This is some fucking dictator shit here. Initech 4 hrs ago #95
"Why aren't you wearing the Florsheim shoes I gave you?" jmowreader 3 hrs ago #96
Brown nosers BlueWaveNeverEnd 3 hrs ago #98
This sounds grifty. Did one of the Trumps buy the company? Vinca 2 hrs ago #99
Someone has noticed Rubio has a pair of badly-fitting shoes muriel_volestrangler 33 min ago #100
So, Florsheim has a copy of the Epstein files. Xavier Breath 26 min ago #101
The only people being treated thusly are people who deserve to be treated thusly. RockRaven 25 min ago #102

Dave says

(5,396 posts)
21. I wore them for years before I retired
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 09:26 AM
10 hrs ago

Back in the day they were comfortable, well made, and long lasting. Somewhere later in my corporate career they were consumed by vulture capitalists, I think, and the quality declined substantially thereafter.

Johnny2X2X

(24,064 posts)
22. I couldn't wear them at all
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 09:35 AM
10 hrs ago

Even their wide versions just dug into my feet and gave me blisters.

Everyone's feet are different. But why Florsheim's? Some CEO give Trump a bribe? They're decent shoes, don't get me wrong, but I doubt Trump has worn them. Billionaires like him wear custom made shoes, and if they're wearing off the shelf I doubt they're picking anything less than $500.

Botany

(77,079 posts)
28. I had a pair and threw them out. Really uncomfortable.
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 10:00 AM
9 hrs ago

Rockports which on the few times I need dress shoes are much more comfortable.

Johnny2X2X

(24,064 posts)
34. I like Rockports too
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 10:04 AM
9 hrs ago

For casual I wear Sketchers. For more formal I have a few pair of Johnstone and Murphy's.

Florshiem's are a fine shoe, nothing wrong with them, just don't work on my feet. By why the hell is Trump pushing them? None of his golf club billionaire pals would be caught dead in a pair of Florsheims.

Botany

(77,079 posts)
40. Kohl's has some decent dress shoes that are just fine.
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 10:09 AM
9 hrs ago

Sketchers also make a real good work boot and athletic shoes too.

Johnny2X2X

(24,064 posts)
52. Sketchers are comfortable on my feet on day 1
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 10:35 AM
9 hrs ago

I have hobbit feet, they're wide and hairy. My instep is also incredibly high. So it takes a certain shoe to be comfortable in. Struggled with blisters my whole like because shoes don't fit. Buying new shoes usually meant buying bandaids to put on my pressure points before wearing them the first couple dozen times.

The thing about Sketchers is the styles they offer aren't great IMO. But I just need comfort.

SCantiGOP

(14,707 posts)
59. I bought a pair of Sketchers years ago
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 11:17 AM
8 hrs ago

My 20-something year old son told me I was now officially a part of the teenage girl in-crowd. Apparently they weren’t considered cool to his social circle, but I told him I was looking for comfort and not style.
Now I wear whatever won’t cripple my old feet.

calimary

(89,769 posts)
74. Ugg boots for me. Unless it's a hot day.
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 11:53 AM
7 hrs ago

They’re flat-soled and nicely padded on the inside. Ugg boots turn me into an all-terrain vehicle.

BidenRocks

(3,159 posts)
75. I switched from Big 5 sale shoes, LA Gear, to Sketchers
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 11:56 AM
7 hrs ago

Three years ago. Style and Slip In ease sold me. They were great until,
Walking got so bad that a walk from the lot to the mall would require stopping for my sore ankles. I'm probably getting old..
WRONG!
The Memory Foam is great if you have perfect feet. I have high arches and the foam imprinted a bad support, causing ankle, leg and even pain higher up. This took time to get very problematic.
I researched the subject and found it is a common problem. Sketchers were made to be replaced every 6 months.
If your shoe folds at the toe box, that is fine. If the entire shoe folds, that may be a problem.
I am getting a pair of Anodyne (diabetic) shoes through my podiatrist. Meanwhile the stiffer LA Gear shoe has reduced my discomfort and I no longer need to stop and rest.

But they look good!

underpants

(196,064 posts)
41. I'd bet he watches the White House butlers shine his shoes
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 10:12 AM
9 hrs ago

Ones he’s not wearing. Seems like something he’d do.

I still shine my shoes. Eastland slip ons. Not almost every day like in the Army but every once in a while I take off some if the existing polish and shine them up - burning the polish before I buff them.

FakeNoose

(41,231 posts)
78. Exactly right - nobody can pick out shoes for anyone else
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 12:02 PM
7 hrs ago

... even with the best of intentions, and I'm not sure what Chump's intentions are.

I have very weirdly shaped feet, with bunions, abnormal arches and bent toes. Nobody else can buy shoes and hand them to me, expecting me to wear them just for their own enjoyment. It would be agony for me to wear them.

GoCubsGo

(34,867 posts)
80. I was expecting the link to go to The Onion.
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 12:07 PM
7 hrs ago

Yes, this is major cray-cray. I wonder if that rash on his neck was caused by the maggots that infest his brain crawling out, and going after other body parts, because they're running out of food inside his skull.

newdeal2

(5,284 posts)
3. A form of juvenile hazing or cult-like behavior?
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 09:11 AM
10 hrs ago

Soon they’ll have to wear their ties down to their knees and do the Trump dance.

Happy Hoosier

(9,507 posts)
4. I hope the nation lasts long enough...
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 09:13 AM
10 hrs ago

That this scene will just seem both sad and insane in the future miniseries.

tanyev

(49,107 posts)
9. Think of all the books we'll get from "journalists" who saw it all happen--and said nothing at the time.
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 09:15 AM
10 hrs ago

Miles Archer

(22,744 posts)
17. It's like the Bill Barr "I JUST WROTE A BOOK REHABILITATION TOUR"
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 09:20 AM
10 hrs ago

Didn't last long. Wrote his book, wanted to cash in while positioning himself as a fearless crusader for truth, justice, and the American way.

calimary

(89,769 posts)
85. If he set up a store, it could be "Bill Barr's 'Buy-My-Book' Bar."
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 12:22 PM
7 hrs ago

Last edited Mon Mar 9, 2026, 12:56 PM - Edit history (1)

hlthe2b

(113,642 posts)
7. "Little Marco" wears size 11 1/2?
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 09:15 AM
10 hrs ago

Kinda big feet for his height, isn't that? I'd have guessed size 7 1/2.

I'm kidding. He's actually 5 foot 10 so, 11 1/2 shoe is probably average. Pudgy Vance wears size 13--fat head, fat feet.

tanyev

(49,107 posts)
14. Donny probably isn't going to any great lengths to give recipients the correct size.
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 09:17 AM
10 hrs ago

He just hands them a box and expects to see them wearing them, no matter how badly they fit. Maybe that's the loyalty test...

Walleye

(44,513 posts)
10. I have been noticing that men are wearing more comfortable shoes with their suits. I think it's a good trend.
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 09:15 AM
10 hrs ago

underpants

(196,064 posts)
35. I haven't worn a pair of laced up shoes in probably 20 years
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 10:05 AM
9 hrs ago

I have a pair of brown and black Eastlands. Slip on leather polishable. The only laced shoes I wear are running or “”tennis shoes” but most of those are permanently tied.

I think I still have a box of chlorofram laced shoes from my Army days in a box in my closet. This are permanently shined for dress uniform events which were very rare.

Yes dress “sneakers” are all the rage now. If I wore a full suit everyday and could get away with it I’d think about it. The Eastlands go from jeans to suit just fine and are very comfortable and last.

ms liberty

(11,174 posts)
16. He has new shoes in the right size for his fluid-filled feet and ankles
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 09:19 AM
10 hrs ago

And now he thinks he's found the best shoes ever invented. Because it couldn't have been his health making his feet hurt so bad, could it?
Spolier alert: yes, yes it not just could, but actually is..

sop

(18,355 posts)
19. I'm guessing Trump is pushing Florsheim Shoes because he's invested money in Weyco Group.
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 09:22 AM
10 hrs ago

spike jones

(2,014 posts)
43. I wept because I had no shoes until I saw a man with no feet.
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 10:15 AM
9 hrs ago

Then I thought, I'll bet he has some shoes that he is not using, so I asked him, "What size were your feet?"

niyad

(131,707 posts)
30. I seem to recall a florsheim's store in every mall I was in back in the day.
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 10:01 AM
9 hrs ago

Not exactly high-end.

underpants

(196,064 posts)
38. Yeah it's him slipping into nostalgia
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 10:08 AM
9 hrs ago

Florsheim shoe stores seem like vacuum cleaner stores.

calimary

(89,769 posts)
79. Oh for fuck's sake...
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 12:06 PM
7 hrs ago

Last edited Mon Mar 9, 2026, 12:47 PM - Edit history (2)

He’s running a “White-House-preferred shoe club for men”? Just how much control over people does he want?

Seriously!

AverageOldGuy

(3,714 posts)
42. I wore Johnston and Murphy
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 10:12 AM
9 hrs ago

Costly but best shoes I ever wore.

Then I retired, moved to Mississippi Gulf Coast, lost everything including shoes in Katrina.

Bought two new J&M. They had moved production to India. Worst shoes I ever had.

Wearing clogs now damn near full time.

Wonder Why

(6,837 posts)
45. Can I wear a MAGA hat on the bottom of my feet instead? Or would golden sneakers be more appropriate for formal
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 10:18 AM
9 hrs ago

occasions.

So many choices. So many opportunities to dress up in the standards of Sloppy Don.

SpankMe

(3,693 posts)
50. They say shoe size is an indicator of penis size
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 10:30 AM
9 hrs ago

JD Vance's size 13 gave me pause. I feel sorry for the couches inside the VP's residence and at the hotels he stays at.

MustLoveBeagles

(15,857 posts)
72. When I was a late teen
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 11:50 AM
7 hrs ago

My boyfriend at the time wore size 13's. I later had a fiance who wore 12's. The foot size rule didn't apply to them. I think couches are safe around JD.

Icanthinkformyself

(378 posts)
51. It's shoes today,
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 10:31 AM
9 hrs ago

tomorrow the EO will be issued requiring that men must wear their underwear in the outside and all sh!t stains must be orange.

appmanga

(1,478 posts)
54. Long ago, I was told the secret to a good life...
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 10:35 AM
9 hrs ago

...was don't drink cheap booze and don't wear cheap shoes.

GoCubsGo

(34,867 posts)
77. No, just dress shoes for men who can't afford the expensive ones.
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 12:00 PM
7 hrs ago

I don't know much about men's shoes, either. But, I do know that most of Trump's recipients normally wear designer shoes that cost at least 10 times what these things cost.

CincyDem

(7,376 posts)
57. It's a loyalty demonstration. The true innies wear the shoes immediately and daily.
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 10:52 AM
8 hrs ago

If you think you might get away with not wearing the shoes…well, we can’t have that kind of independent thinking around, can we.

I mean, seriously, ya tell a guy to wear the shoes and he doesn’t do it…what’s gonna happen when ya tell him to start rounding up “fake” voters who didn’t vote for him in 2020?

I joke but seriously, this is a loyalty test. Wear the shoes equals trusted. Not wearing the shoes? Untrustworthy.

mercuryblues

(16,355 posts)
60. First he came for my ties, and I said nothing
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 11:21 AM
8 hrs ago

Then he came for my shoes and I remained silent.

Soon they will all be in full matching uniforms.

MustLoveBeagles

(15,857 posts)
76. Ill fitting navy suits & super sized red ties will abound
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 11:59 AM
7 hrs ago

If he really wants to torture them he can also get them insertable shoe lifts. Has Fetterman received his pair for being such a good foot soldier? 😁

kimbutgar

(27,167 posts)
62. So we taxpayers are buying for these shoes ?
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 11:30 AM
8 hrs ago

I heard today that our deficit is over $35 trillion but we can afford to buy shoes for his Nazi members, but not feed children, help sick Americans or aid in natural disasters?

debsy

(890 posts)
64. He probably invested in Florsheim and is pushing them to make money
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 11:32 AM
8 hrs ago

Either that or it is just an idiotic distraction. Both are plausible explanations.

progressoid

(53,073 posts)
65. "It's hysterical because everybody's afraid not to wear them."
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 11:32 AM
8 hrs ago

That's not hysterical, that's pathetic.

Coldwater

(1,241 posts)
89. one cabinet secretary had to stop wearing his Louis Vuittons
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 12:49 PM
6 hrs ago

in favor of a pair of Florsheim's instead, out of fear he would seem disloyal

progressoid

(53,073 posts)
97. OMG, imagine that soul crushing moment (assuming anyone this cabinet has a soul)
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 04:24 PM
3 hrs ago

when he ties the shoelaces on these shoes, while his Louis Vuittons glare at him from the closet.

I mean, you spend your whole life sacking and plundering the plebeians in order to make feel good your petty life. So you treat yourself to some quality clothing. Only to have some doofus with ill-fitting suits and a guinea pig on his head give you shoes to wear.

Smilo

(2,026 posts)
69. Next Up..... courtesy of Woody Allen / Bananas
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 11:45 AM
7 hrs ago

Or as we know it today the trump administration........

RANDYWILDMAN

(3,156 posts)
71. Florsheim shoes $145 ?
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 11:47 AM
7 hrs ago

I remember the Florsheim shoes store and I doubt they cost that much, also didn that store peak in about 1986 the same time as our fake leader did ?

I also know he is not spending his cryto money on these, quit spending tax payer money on these things, sincerely everybody

Klarkashton

(5,229 posts)
86. There was some rich old lady down south that made all the "help" wear jester costumes, gardeners, and so on.
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 12:23 PM
7 hrs ago

They did it but didn't like it.

MorbidButterflyTat

(4,415 posts)
90. Another joked: "It's hysterical because everybody's afraid not to wear them."
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 01:43 PM
5 hrs ago

Oh, yeah! Piggy's destroying the world but grown men too chickenshit to just say NO to his insane shoe bullshit is simply a riot!!

The nuke drops should be the funniest shit yet!!

Rob H.

(5,826 posts)
93. *Definitely* not a cult, though. Nope. Not at all.
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 01:48 PM
5 hrs ago

Last edited Mon Mar 9, 2026, 04:07 PM - Edit history (1)



Edit: Voters should send the shoe-wearers boxes of red rubber noses since they seem dead-set on acting like a bunch of fucking clowns.

2MuchNoise

(756 posts)
94. "You know what you look like to me with your good bag and your cheap shoes?
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 02:40 PM
4 hrs ago

You look like a rube" - Hannibal Lecter

jmowreader

(53,103 posts)
96. "Why aren't you wearing the Florsheim shoes I gave you?"
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 04:14 PM
3 hrs ago

"They're three sizes too small, Mr. President. The only way I'm getting those shoes on my feet is to cut them in half with a chop saw and let my toes stick out."

Vinca

(53,801 posts)
99. This sounds grifty. Did one of the Trumps buy the company?
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 05:10 PM
2 hrs ago

If you're a fat cat, $149 for a pair of shoes is "Grapes of Wrath" time. Weird gift.

RockRaven

(19,137 posts)
102. The only people being treated thusly are people who deserve to be treated thusly.
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 07:11 PM
25 min ago

It is pretty simple: don't associate with him and he won't do that to you.

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