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CatWoman

(80,286 posts)
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 11:03 PM 16 hrs ago

Melania is a modern day Steven Segal

I don't know if you noticed, but after Segal proved to be a world class asshole all his movies bypassed theaters and went straight to DVD.

I cut the cord a couple years ago and now use Fire TV. I know, Amazon sucks, but it is what it is.

Anyway, I noticed the past weekend Amazon keeps running commercials touting that her "documentary" is now available for streaming on Prime.

That was fast.

By any means necessary.

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Ferrets are Cool

(22,846 posts)
1. I get your point, and I agree...however
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 11:09 PM
16 hrs ago

almost everything goes to streaming very quickly nowadays. "Shrinking Windows: In early 2024, the average time to streaming dropped from 90 days to 68 days."

artemisia1

(1,813 posts)
2. Steven Seagal's movies were once in Cinemas then they were direct to DVD. Now they are direct to VHS, lol. He's
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 11:12 PM
16 hrs ago

probably one of the least respected figures in the martial arts community. The pictures of him groping a 14 year old Katherine Heigl are Trumpian.

flvegan

(66,181 posts)
7. Seagal's earlier movies often had very attractive women stars/co-stars.
Wed Mar 11, 2026, 03:46 AM
11 hrs ago

This "Melania" drivel did not*.

*I suspect. As badly as Amazon seems to want me to watch it, that ain't happening. I can only judge based on the slag on the cover.

lark

(26,050 posts)
9. When we opened Prime last night, it was the feature show.
Wed Mar 11, 2026, 11:03 AM
4 hrs ago

Wouldn't watch the Ameria hating first ho if paid .

MineralMan

(151,101 posts)
10. Melania was, and remains, a soft-core porn modal who married
Wed Mar 11, 2026, 11:08 AM
4 hrs ago

a man who would be king. Whatever that means is what she is.

Trump is still trying to be a king, but he is really just a court jester who has the power of a king.

It would be completely incredible, but it is actually happening as we watch. A sad, sad state of affairs.

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