Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Crushed (once again) by plunging stock market?

Cardiac arrest while doing "victory" lap after "winning" in Iran?

Died of embarrassment upon revelation that his whole Iran campaign is based on misheard Flock of Seagulls lyrics?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[malaise]

1. No but

We can burn him at the which stakes
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221117383

[niyad]

9. ooops!!!

[SheltieLover]

2. MLK, Jr.'s ghost drags him into the abyss during his visit to Memphis today & drops him at Styx without a coin?

[surfered]

3. If we win the midterms and take back the House..

..their investigative powers should uncover and expose all of Trump’s corruption. He’ll be toast.

[hlthe2b]

4. Uhh oh... This guy on your golf course LOVES cankles! Run, Trumpie Run!

Oh, yeah...Maybe not. Take your time...

[niyad]

5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

7. I have a dream...

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[niyad]

10. Today would be good. I can free up my schedule.

[surfered]

12. 😁

[Goonch]

6. ;-{).....Iran

[underpants]

8. He's inspired by the double comb forward

[twodogsbarking]

11. HIs chickens came home to roost and pecked him to ded.

[Joinfortmill]

13. No, goddammit!

[NNadir]

14. Died from a resistant infection when his bone spurs broke through his ankle when...

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...he and Lindsay Graham stormed the beaches in the Persian Gulf?

[BComplex]

15. No, he's not dead yet, but America almost is.

I cannot believe nobody was prepared for this kind of nightmare. Kamala warned us!

[Wonder Why]

16. He died a year ago but the repugs have yet to admit it.

[SergeStorms]

17. My bottle.....

of Veuve Clicquot continues to languish in the vegetable crisper of my refrigerator.

Won't he please think about my bottle of champagne and just die already? 🤨

[Wicked Blue]

18. Fatwa for fat wanker