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Orrex

(67,408 posts) Sat May 23, 2026, 06:59 AM Yesterday

Is he dead yet?

Rage-induced coronary while trying to obtain shaving cream?

Rage-induced coronary after being accurately described as a fucking dumbass?

Rage-induced coronary while insisting that this one goes to eleven?

Just. Fucking. Died. Already? For ANY reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Yesterday OP

No but malaise Yesterday #1

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Yesterday #2

Has to be soon, doesn't it, SheltieLover Yesterday #4

Yes, please. The world cannot take much more of this horror show. niyad Yesterday #11

Rfn would be perfect! SheltieLover 23 hrs ago #16

YES!!! niyad 23 hrs ago #18

I hope he croaks in a very public setting... SheltieLover 23 hrs ago #19

We share your dream.. surfered Yesterday #13

The whole world shares the dream. SheltieLover 23 hrs ago #17

Sadly, not yet, but there is still plenty of time for the fortunate event to occur. SheltieLover Yesterday #3

Junior, still pissed at the slight by Dear Dad... MiHale Yesterday #5

What a llovely thought to brighten my day! niyad Yesterday #10

;-{) CELL PHONES OVER CHARGE Goonch Yesterday #6

How many people yelling what a dumbass he is at him would be enough to finally induce the blessed event? LymphocyteLover Yesterday #7

Hilarious underpants Yesterday #8

"I'm told he is hearing the crowds yell 'dumbass' constantly--even in his dreams!" hlthe2b Yesterday #9

Aw MustLoveBeagles 17 hrs ago #22

Still hoping for a golf course accident surfered Yesterday #12

Used a bacon slicer for shaving IronLionZion Yesterday #14

Choked to death on a lump of his own venom? Grim Chieftain Yesterday #15

and he's dyyyying on the stairway to heaaavun. twodogsbarking 23 hrs ago #20

Golf cart couldn't handle his morbid obesity and malfunctioned Blue Owl 18 hrs ago #21

Do you have your party bag prepared for the Big Beautiful Obituary? LetMyPeopleVote 13 hrs ago #23

malaise

(298,119 posts)

1. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 07:03 AM

Yesterday

He threatened Colbert

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221255581#post16

niyad

(134,083 posts)

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 07:09 AM

Yesterday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(81,795 posts)

4. Has to be soon, doesn't it,

Reply to niyad (Reply #2)

Sat May 23, 2026, 07:13 AM

Yesterday

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

niyad

(134,083 posts)

11. Yes, please. The world cannot take much more of this horror show.

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #4)

Sat May 23, 2026, 08:25 AM

Yesterday

SheltieLover

(81,795 posts)

16. Rfn would be perfect!

Reply to niyad (Reply #11)

Sat May 23, 2026, 09:42 AM

23 hrs ago

niyad

(134,083 posts)

18. YES!!!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #16)

Sat May 23, 2026, 09:56 AM

23 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(81,795 posts)

19. I hope he croaks in a very public setting...

Reply to niyad (Reply #18)

Sat May 23, 2026, 10:00 AM

23 hrs ago

Rfn!!!!!

surfered

(14,362 posts)

13. We share your dream..

Reply to niyad (Reply #2)

Sat May 23, 2026, 08:41 AM

Yesterday

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

SheltieLover

(81,795 posts)

17. The whole world shares the dream.

Reply to surfered (Reply #13)

Sat May 23, 2026, 09:42 AM

23 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(81,795 posts)

3. Sadly, not yet, but there is still plenty of time for the fortunate event to occur.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 07:12 AM

Yesterday

MiHale

(13,189 posts)

5. Junior, still pissed at the slight by Dear Dad...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 07:20 AM

Yesterday

Invites him to a big game hunt instead…accidents happen, Junior says afterward.

niyad

(134,083 posts)

10. What a llovely thought to brighten my day!

Reply to MiHale (Reply #5)

Sat May 23, 2026, 08:24 AM

Yesterday

Goonch

(5,618 posts)

6. ;-{) CELL PHONES OVER CHARGE

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 08:05 AM

Yesterday

LymphocyteLover

(10,188 posts)

7. How many people yelling what a dumbass he is at him would be enough to finally induce the blessed event?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 08:13 AM

Yesterday

Because so far it wasn't enough people

underpants

(197,247 posts)

8. Hilarious

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 08:19 AM

Yesterday

hlthe2b

(114,726 posts)

9. "I'm told he is hearing the crowds yell 'dumbass' constantly--even in his dreams!"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 08:20 AM

Yesterday

"DUMBASS, DUMBASS, DUMBASS, DUMBASS, DUMBASS, DUMBASS, DUMBASS!!!"

(and he just can't handle it!)

MustLoveBeagles

(17,367 posts)

22. Aw

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #9)

Sat May 23, 2026, 04:26 PM

17 hrs ago

Sweet little pup needs to yell dumbass more.

surfered

(14,362 posts)

12. Still hoping for a golf course accident

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 08:39 AM

Yesterday

IronLionZion

(51,570 posts)

14. Used a bacon slicer for shaving

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 09:00 AM

Yesterday

really got the closest shave

Grim Chieftain

(2,077 posts)

15. Choked to death on a lump of his own venom?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 09:21 AM

Yesterday

Bring it on - for the sake of all humanity.

twodogsbarking

(19,397 posts)

20. and he's dyyyying on the stairway to heaaavun.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 10:03 AM

23 hrs ago

Blue Owl

(59,646 posts)

21. Golf cart couldn't handle his morbid obesity and malfunctioned

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 02:40 PM

18 hrs ago

LetMyPeopleVote

(182,291 posts)

23. Do you have your party bag prepared for the Big Beautiful Obituary?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2026, 08:25 PM

13 hrs ago

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