Commander Cokespoon plots a wedding do-over at W.H. to lock in no-shows Rapin' Grampy & the First Nude

[Miles Archer]

Donald Trump Jr., 48, and his brand-new wife, 39-year-old socialite Bettina Anderson, are not giving up on their White House wedding dreams.

Plans are reportedly in the works for an “I do” do-over at the White House, where President Donald Trump and first lady Melania would almost certainly attend the ceremony, rather than blowing it off, as they did Don Jr.’s quiet, quickie nuptials in the Bahamas this weekend, People is reporting.

The couple wanted a small, intimate wedding ahead of the expected hoopla surrounding the nation’s upcoming 250th birthday and before storm season reached Florida and the islands, a source told the magazine.

No specific date was mentioned for the envisioned White House event.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/don-jr-thirsts-after-white-house-wedding-after-dads-cruel-snub/

[Srkdqltr]

1. Then a Christmas "I DO" in Florida and...and..

[tanyev]

2. Got to have a big one to which they can invite Kim Guilfoyle.

[displacedvermoter]

6. Maybe they can rent the Acropolis as Kimberly is in Greece...

[Irish_Dem]

3. Their third wedding?

I heard they had an attorney marry them before they went to the Bahamas.
Now a WH wedding.

Don Jr does not look happy in this wedding picture.

[Hugin]

4. The third time's a charm...

Is it true that “charm” is a neutral attribute? Can there be evil charms?

Unserious performance marriages are par for this clan. Pun intended. I also wonder if there is a requirement in the Last Will and Testament holding this group of serpents together that the eldest must be married at the passing of the principal to get a cut. I could believe that, because if not, why now? What’s the rush?

It’s a shame that the mausoleum… Um, I mean gilded skilled nursing bunker won’t be finished by then.

[Irish_Dem]

5. Yes everything is in rush mode right now.

All the scams, theft, con jobs, etc.
And now the rushed wedding.

I think they know something we don't.

Trump appears to be out.
Time is limited.

[underpants]

7. Honestly he couldn't expect his father, as POTUS, to attend in the Bahamas

The logistics of going there would be very difficult. If it was in the beach, what was Trump really going to wear?

[orleans]

8. message to junior: no one cares about your stupid wedding, not even daddy. take the hint & let it go nt

[Ilsa]

9. Junior wants a wedding st the place daddy called

a shit hole? Take it to trump tower. It's not as if either of them are engenues.

[purr-rat beauty]

10. Lemme guess...

...our tax dollars will pay for this

There needs to be an exceptionally loud and raucous protest to add some aura

[lame54]

11. Need that ballroom quick