What' Donny's next attack on the Pope?

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	Donny wants Vatican City to become 51st state, calls Leo "Governor"
	0 (0%)
	Complains Holy See inadequate for protection of Rome, offers US military base for Piazza San Pietro
	0 (0%)
	Accuses Swiss Guard of narcoterrorism, imposes sanctions on Vatican Bank
	0 (0%)
	Suggests closing US borders to Catholics, until Vatican Navy helps reopen the Strait Of Hormuz
	3 (33%)
	Denounces Leo for not signing up to sing at Great American State Fair, threatens to book Dalai Lama instead
	1 (11%)
	Reposts rumors that Pope is a transsexual vegan, with AI pictures of Popemobile as a dragster
	1 (11%)
	Offers Vatican Gift Shop a deal on Trump Shoes, in exchange for endorsement of Ballroom
	0 (0%)
	Demands Pope declare him winner of the 2020 US election
	3 (33%)
	Other
	1 (11%)
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[LudwigPastorius]

1. Other

Trump claims the College of Cardinals' election of the current pope was "rigged", and that he was cheated out of the papacy.

Trump will declare himself the true pope and announce that Leo XIV is hereby excommunicated from the church.

[lame54]

2. Calls him a doody head