is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Died from acute dizziness while circling the drain?

Followed McConnell's fine example?

Died when someone celebrated by using The Schwartz on him?


Just. Fucking. Died?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. Imitated Mamdani by jumping in public pool wearing a suit

Sank to the bottom and drowned.

[Goonch]

2. ;-{) SCREW WORMS

[Ocelot II]

3. Violent collision with a recently-fired FEMA official while teleporting to a Waffle House?

[hlthe2b]

4. "Aren't they (orange menace & VP sidekick) still rabid and thus hydrophobic? "

"I'll just stay safe inside my bubble bath until it is safe and they are gone! Soon! So Soon!"

[MustLoveBeagles]

21. Aw

That's adorable

[SheltieLover]

5. Skewered during a fencing match with the Reaper?

[Joinfortmill]

6. Sadly, no. But, closer, much closer.

[surfered]

7. Made a move on a couple of "babes " and accepted a ride without knowing who they were .

[Grim Chieftain]

8. What the hell is the hold up?

[Farmer-Rick]

9. I've heard rumors

That his frail and failing body will give out on the 4th of July.

A lot of people pass away during times of celebration like Christmas, New Years and their birthdays. Also there were several other presidents who died on the 4th of July.

[Seinan Sensei]

14. I've got Bottle Rockets at-the-ready!!!

💥

[Blue Owl]

10. Lynched by a mob of angry carnies after his failed hate fair

[surfered]

11. Hope this Doctor is right.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

12. Republicans are worried

[malaise]

13. No but

He wants 47 trees. I want 38😀

[surfered]

16. How about 34 representing the number of his felonies?

[malaise]

17. Isn't that 38?

😀

[surfered]

18. Oh, he's committed way more, but only convicted of 34

https://www.npr.org/2024/05/30/g-s1-1848/trump-hush-money-trial-34-counts

If there is a just God, he’ll be convicted of many more if and when he leaves office alive.

[malaise]

19. Ha

😀

[AdamGG]

15. Shards of shattered ketchup bottle

penetrate his jowls and nick his jugular. Aides outside door unable to discern difference between frantic gurgling and previous tirades.

[niyad]

20. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.