Republican Senators are dropping like flies...

[wcmagumba]

So sad...

[Soul_of_Wit]

1. That can happen when the average age of your exclusive club is retirement age

One hundred senators is certainly an exclusive club. The average age, as of 2025 (new Congress,) was just shy of 64. The median age wasn't much younger.

[usonian]

2. And I've got the reason. Believing your own lies.

[Bluestocking]

3. You forgot to add the sarcasm emoji

Your post might get banned

[malaise]

4. ReTHUG Congressman Doug LaMalfa of California also died

In January and Tom Kean vanished for months.
There’s a photo of Mitch and his wife just released.
Said he fell and had pneumonia. He has been moved to a rehab center.

Senator Mitch McConnell’s team releases this photo of the Senator and his wife along with a lengthy statement from the Senator in which he says he won’t be going anywhere.

He said he won’t be able to return to the senate to vote just yet “but rest assured that, in the meantime, I’m not taking a break from the Senate business that matters to you.”

He adds “I still have unfinished business to complete on your behalf, and I have every intention of finishing the job you elected me to do.”

Link to tweet

[aggiesal]

9. Is there anyway to see the meta data from this photo, because he looks years younger. n/t

[malaise]

11. That's way above my paygrade

Let the experts weigh in 😀

[aggiesal]

13. So apparently this is a picture from 2023. n/t

[malaise]

14. Even Kimmel is laughing 😀

https://www.tvinsider.com/1275080/jimmy-kimmel-mitch-mcconnell-hospital-photo/

[MLWR]

10. "I still have unfinished business to complete on your behalf"

Translation: "i still have more people to screw over before I take my permanent leave."

[2MuchNoise]

5. Magats dropping like flies. Go figure.

[Baitball Blogger]

6. What you're not mentioning, is that many are not handling the stress well.

There was the one guy that was out for several months due to mental health. I guess it's difficult to handle the job when you know you're going to hell.

[paleotn]

8. A scene from the movie Man on Fire comes to mind.

Denzel Washington's character asks Christopher Walken, "Will God forgive us for what we've done?" Without a moments thought, Walken's character says, "No." I think the same applies to these Republicans.

[3Hotdogs]

7. Maggots dropping like flies - From your keyboard.

to God's eyeballs.

[70sEraVet]

12. No, they're dropping like zombies....

They disappear for a time, then inexplicably show back up, ready to serve their master.
I'm waiting for Lindsey to show up in the middle of the Strait of Hormuz with a bazooka in his hands.