the Battle of the Big Fucking Faucet rages on

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

Team Donny spent all day yesterday taking a victory lap, celebrating the Twelfth Spigot-Opening Battalion — the Fightin’ Spigoteers! — in their glorious victory over California’s rebel forces at the Battle of the Ginormous Fucking Faucet That Doesn’t Actually Exist.

the whole nonsensical fairy tale spilled over into the White House press room.

reporter: “could you please clarify what the military did with the California water last night, as referenced in the president’s Truth Social post?”

Karoline Leavitt: “the water has been turned back on in California.”

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/the-battle-of-the-big-fucking-faucet

[Lovie777]

1. Whoa....

nutty.

[elleng]

2. This ain't gonna be no fun,

plain ole bull shit.

[Gaugamela]

3. Her gleeful confidence makes it surreal. Baghdad Barbie. Makes me wonder

if she’s an AI drone they stick in a closet at night.

[surfered]

5. Your post beat mine. Barbie was better.

[surfered]

4. She's Baghdad Bob wearing a blonde wig.

[Skittles]

6. she is as ridiculous as Trump