Jeff Tiedrich - maybe Lindsey Graham is just pining for the fjords

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“Lindsey Graham is not pining for the fjords. he’s passed on. he has ceased to be. this senator is no more. he’s expired, and gone to meet his maker. he’s a stiff. bereft of life, he rests in peace. if you hadn’t nailed him to his seat, he’d be pushing up daisies. his metabolic processes are now history. he’s off the twig. he’s kicked the bucket. he’s shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain, and joined the bleeding choir invisible. THIS IS AN EX-SENATOR.”

— with apologies to Monty Python

and, just like that, Lindsey Graham showed Mitch McConnell how it’s done.

none of this coy, is-he-or-isn’t-he weeks-long drama. just a chest-clutch keel-over and away we go.

shed not a tear for Old Lindz. he was a shameless shitweasel with no moral center, and will be remembered as a barnacle who attached himself to whomever the fuck happened to be in power.

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/maybe-lindsey-graham-is-just-pining