DU Knock, Knock Joke thread. Post your complete joke on here and put us in a great mood

[debm55]

Knock,knock
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.

[Glorfindel]

1. Knock, knock...

Who's there?
Myra.
Myra who?
My rhinoceros is hungry. Do you have something he can eat?

[debm55]

3. Thank you Glorfindel

[Ocelot II]

2. This one is a little obscure, but here goes....

Knock knock, who's there?
Knock knock, who's there?
Knock knock, who's there?
Knock knock, who's there?
Knock knock, who's there?
Knock knock, who's there?
Knock knock knock, who's there?
Knock knock knock, who's there?
Knock knock knock, who's there?
Knock knock knock, who's there?
Knock knock knock, who's there?
Knock knock knock, who's there?

Phillip Glass.

[debm55]

5. Thank you Ocelot II HAHAHAHAHHAH

[Glorfindel]

6. Love it! Very clever, Ocelot II.

[CrispyQ]

4. Here's mine.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.

[debm55]

7. Thank you CrispyQ

[Aristus]

8. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Impatient cow.

Impatient c-

MOO!

My grandson loved that one when he was a kid.

[debm55]

10. Thank you Aristus.

[macwriter]

9. Corny but funny

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!

[debm55]

12. HAHAHAHAHHA. very funny . thank you macwriter.

[EYESORE 9001]

11. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Madam.

Madam who?

Help! Madam finger is stuck in the door!

[debm55]

14. HAHAHAHAHAhAH. thank you EYESSORE 9001

[boonecreek]

13. Here's one.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana .
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

[debm55]

15. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH. boonecreek thats very funny.

[Glorfindel]

16. Here are some from the old "A Prairie Home Companion" radio show.

I still miss it after all these years.

[debm55]

18. Glorifindel, that is great. Thank you so much.

[debm55]

17. Knock, knock

Who's there? Aida.
Aida who?
Aida big breakfast and now I am stuffed.

[red dog 1]

19. Knock, Knock

Who's there?
Moron.
Moron who?
Moron that later, after these messages from our sponsors.

[debm55]

20. HAHAHHAHAHHA Thank you red dog 1

[LogDog75]

21. Knock, Knock

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning!

That's an old one from over 60 years ago. Little kids still laugh at it.

[debm55]

22. Thank you LogDog75, I laughed at

[debm55]

23. Knock, Knock

Who's there?
Wren
Wren who?
Wren will these Knock, Knock jokes ever end