Post a lyric or two & see if anyone knows the song without using Google

[red dog 1]

"Is that the Moon I see? - Can't be, looks like the Sun to me"

[BOSSHOG]

1. And Peace to this Young Warrior Comes with a bullet hole

[Doc_Technical]

14. Thank You BOSSHOG, this is one of my favorites

Off the Madman Across the Water album

[BOSSHOG]

15. One of my favorites as well

Never gets old. Seems to get better with age. You are Welcome My Friend. I lean heavily towards John’s “old” stuff.

[terip64]

2. Darkness has a hunger that's insatiable. N/t

[happybird]

3. Closer to Fine

[The Wizard]

4. Do all the hippies seem to get the jump on you?

[happybird]

5. Remember that murder that happened in a bar?

Remember you said you saw the getaway car?

[The Wizard]

18. Hurricane

[happybird]

20. Yes, sir!

That is correct.

[Basso8vb]

6. "Poets, priests and politicians have words to thank for their positions"

[Mad_Dem_X]

12. Da-Doo-Doo-Doo, Da-Dah-Dah-Dah

by The Police

[happybird]

7. Changes fill my time, baby, that's alright with me

In the midst I think of you, and how it used to be

[LastDemocratInSC]

8. Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile, the girl with colitis goes by...

[red dog 1]

10. Is that from an actual song?

(I hope it is)

[LastDemocratInSC]

11. It's not from a real song.

It's a mondegreen which is a series of words that result from the mishearing or misinterpretation of a statement or song lyric. Here are some examples:

“Don’t go ’round tonight. It’s bound to take your life. There’s a bathroom on the right.”

"If you like bean enchiladas..."

"Hit me with your pet shark..."

"Give me the Beach Boys and free my soul..."

The one I mentioned about "the girl with colitis goes by" is from the Beatles' Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.

[red dog 1]

17. I especially like "there's a bathroom on the right"

[SamKnause]

9. I'm the drawing room boy with the pinkie ring

I'm here to sell you anything.

[catbyte]

13. "I'm goin' downtown and and I'm gonna buy me some new shoes."

[Hotler]

16. I want to taste her lips, yeah cause they taste like you.

I want to drown myself in a bottle of her perfume

[Different Drummer]

19. Never cared for what they say/Never cared for games they played.

[Mad_Dem_X]

22. Just a guess: Nothing Else Matters (Metallica)?

[Different Drummer]

23. We have a winner!

[Mad_Dem_X]

24. Yay, me!

[ArnoldLayne]

21. Play that Pumpkin Music White Boy.

[red dog 1]

25. "You've got me runnin' and hidin' all over town...You've got me sneakin' and peakin' and runnin' you down,

This can't go on"

[Mike 03]

28. That looks so close to "Catch Fire" by the

Jesus and Mary Chain?

EDIT: Nope. (I looked and I'm wrong!)

[sdfernando]

26. You'll have your looks

Your pretty face
And don't underestimate the importance of "body language, "

[Mike 03]

27. In this almost-empty gin palace

Through a two-way looking glass you see your Alice