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sorcrow

(571 posts) Fri Jan 31, 2025, 04:02 PM Jan 31

I told my wife I wanted to be cremated...

She made an appointment for next Thursday.

Sorghum Crow

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I told my wife I wanted to be cremated... (Original Post) sorcrow Jan 31 OP

I don't understand True Dough Jan 31 #1

Lol. GreenWave Jan 31 #2

LOL! Does she know something you don't? LoisB Jan 31 #3

At least you didn't say "surprise me". nt eppur_se_muova Jan 31 #4

That's what yogi Berra told his wife BOSSHOG Feb 1 #6

good thing she told you. The surprise might have killed you rurallib Feb 1 #5

I want to be cremated as well... Niagara Feb 2 #7

A crematorium that accepts walk ins is cheaper Kaleva Feb 2 #8

My wife is going to put me on the curb on garbage pickup day Kaleva Feb 2 #9

True Dough

(21,838 posts)

1. I don't understand

Reply to sorcrow (Original post)

Fri Jan 31, 2025, 04:11 PM

Jan 31

Did you have something conflicting on your schedule next Thursday?

GreenWave

(10,316 posts)

2. Lol.

Reply to sorcrow (Original post)

Fri Jan 31, 2025, 04:33 PM

Jan 31

LoisB

(9,475 posts)

3. LOL! Does she know something you don't?

Reply to sorcrow (Original post)

Fri Jan 31, 2025, 04:35 PM

Jan 31

eppur_se_muova

(38,359 posts)

4. At least you didn't say "surprise me". nt

Reply to sorcrow (Original post)

Fri Jan 31, 2025, 07:39 PM

Jan 31

BOSSHOG

(41,114 posts)

6. That's what yogi Berra told his wife

Reply to eppur_se_muova (Reply #4)

Sat Feb 1, 2025, 08:59 PM

Feb 1

When she asked what cemetery he wanted her to bury him in.

rurallib

(63,445 posts)

5. good thing she told you. The surprise might have killed you

Reply to sorcrow (Original post)

Sat Feb 1, 2025, 07:32 PM

Feb 1

Niagara

(10,179 posts)

7. I want to be cremated as well...

Reply to sorcrow (Original post)

Sun Feb 2, 2025, 12:54 PM

Feb 2

it's my last chance to have a smoking hot body again!

Kaleva

(38,922 posts)

8. A crematorium that accepts walk ins is cheaper

Reply to sorcrow (Original post)

Sun Feb 2, 2025, 01:24 PM

Feb 2

Kaleva

(38,922 posts)

9. My wife is going to put me on the curb on garbage pickup day

Reply to sorcrow (Original post)

Sun Feb 2, 2025, 01:32 PM

Feb 2

Visitation will be from 7:30 am to 8:30 am. After I'm loaded up on the truck, attendees will be invited to sing " Go Rest High on That Mountain " as I'm driven away.

Our account with the garbage company is paid up to date so we might as well maximise our use of it

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