Corny Joke Time

[BOSSHOG]

Polly: you need to stop making those terrible Dad Jokes.
Wally: OK, but how?
Polly: Whatever means necessary.
Wally: No it doesn’t

Betty: Sweetie can you clear the kitchen table?
Bobby: Only with a running start

Janie: Did you grill the chicken?
Joey: yes, but it still won’t tell me why it crossed the road

And finally a bar joke

Guy walks into a bar carrying jumper cables. Bartender looks at him. Sternly. And says, Don’t you start nothing.

[boonecreek]

1. What do you say to a Zen hotdog vender?

"Make me one with everything".

[BOSSHOG]

2. Holy Cow

I haven’t seen a Zen Hot Dog Vender since the 70s.

[boonecreek]

4. That may have been

when I heard that joke.

[debm55]

3. What kind of shoes does a banana wear????? Slippers

[Emile]

5. What did one wall say to the other?

Meet you in the corner

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

Because it got stuck in a crack.

[BoRaGard]

6. Q: How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A: A buccaneer.