F.A.F.O. Humor in these times of insanity.
So was at grocery store getting my bran cereal/ peanut butter and jelly fruits veggies for team run to the coast we only stop four times times on way out and back swap out fuel shower and chow to eat.
Once in Wyoming sit down restaurant and then again in California diner we drop at terminal head to planet fitness work out go to diner out in Cali we are on clock waiting on freight and Wyoming again on way back home at restaurant with truck parking actual restaurants none of this fast food options.
So this young couple made me smile at store the Misses said to hubs you know we’ve been married two years you should know that is not the brand of soup we buy.
She had him take soup back then i ran up on them again at deli and she told him NO! we never get that brand of cheese we always get this brand.
I could see it in the hubs eyes what does it matter cheese is cheese soup is soup I’m thinking possible mutiny don’t even go there mister why.
Son I thought you do not realize it but you’re screwed up how do i know i was the same. I never knew it was a sin to get peanut butter in the jelly jar or that i had assigned pillows / pillowcases in bed from day one of our marriage.
And i once swapped out my wife’s pillows changed them out mine in her pillow case in bed acting like im asleep trying not to giggle she knew i heard asshole.
I actually felt for the dude nah not really sarcasm yet i never got involved id go store with my wife wander aimlessly around the aisles yet my wife had a system and a plan and you do not buck the system oh I’ve tried over our years yet it always bit me in my ass.
My wife always had plan she was so well organized that she could been on Staff planning D-day with Eisenhower.
Just made me smile today.
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I was born in SoCal in '50 so please excuse my weirdness (TIA).
To some of us, Cali refers to Cali, Colombia and never to California.
